Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-06: CIRCUS TENT

Married To The Sea comic: CIRCUS TENT * Text: 

You come into a clearing. You see a circus tent.


GO WEST


You don't want to go into the tent?


NO


No what?


FUCK YOU


You enter the circus tent.

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08-30-06: no eye contact

Married To The Sea comic: no eye contact * Text: 

No eye contact.


Will not reciprocate.

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08-29-06: my other drum

Married To The Sea comic: my other drum * Text: 

Butcher! Have you seen my other drum? It was this tall. It looked like my little drum, except...this tall.

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08-28-06: munson log

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Gosh, you Guys. I am pretty tired of Grover Cleveland. He is not a good President. Agree with Me? Send Post to Agnes Lowell, Lowell Farm, IOWA.


Thanks for checking out my Munson Log!!

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08-27-06: brb wendys

Married To The Sea comic: brb wendys * Text: 

BRB GOING TO WENDY'S TO BE IN YOUR MEAL

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08-26-06: mystery shower

Married To The Sea comic: mystery shower * Text: 

Well, next time they ask me whether I want the mystery shower or the bath, I'm picking the bath.

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08-25-06: peloponnesian war

Married To The Sea comic: peloponnesian war * Text: 

You bum! Put on a shirt and find a job.


I ain't giving you my change, guy. Maybe you shouldn't have smoked so much frankincense during the Peloponnesian War.

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08-24-06: do you want to be in our band

Married To The Sea comic: do you want to be in our band * Text: 

Hey! You. Chick with the two flutes. Do you want to be in our band? I beatbox, and my bud Stan plays the circuit-bent electro-harp.

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08-23-06: weird fish and crappy trees

Married To The Sea comic: weird fish and crappy trees * Text: 

Glub glub. Glub. Glub.


Nope, nothing good down here, just some weird fish and crappy trees. Glub.


Start the reactor.

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08-22-06: museum of shitty animals

Married To The Sea comic: museum of shitty animals * Text: 

MUSEUM OF SHITTY ANIMALS


Here we are. The Museum of Shitty Animals. You kids have a blast. I'll be back in nine hours.

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08-21-06: gymnasts

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Do you see that, Stevens? Wild gymnasts. They only come out after a war.

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08-20-06: CHALICE

Married To The Sea comic: CHALICE * Text: 

Harold. Harold! Will you grab my chalice. It's on the sink.


It's the one that says...look, it's the only one sitting on the sink.

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08-19-06: angels cry

Married To The Sea comic: angels cry * Text: 

When you laugh, angels cry -- don't laugh, please.

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08-18-06: cake u lator

Married To The Sea comic: cake u lator * Text: 

Summer-Cake


Ingredients: 5 heads lettuce 1 rabbit, small 2 loaves bread, stale 1 dash salt


Combine via wife in Cake-U-Lator and place the Cake-U-Funnel into a pre-heated ofen. Bake until dough turns black and begins to smoke.

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08-17-06: tooth shark

Married To The Sea comic: tooth shark * Text: 

Ah, crap. I must have made that water-shooting tooth shark last night, after I created the flask. Probably before I created throw-up too.

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08-16-06: the inexplicable hatred of god

Married To The Sea comic: the inexplicable hatred of god * Text: 

Let there be pirates! Icebergs! Tons of shitty seagulls! YEAH! FUCK ALL THIS SHIT THAT IS SO FAR FROM THE EQUATOR!!!

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08-15-06: albertine the hogstacker

Married To The Sea comic: albertine the hogstacker * Text: 

Now, y'all know I ain't usually into them hippie chicks, but once I got a look at Albertine stacking them hogs.... Hoooooo, boy.

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08-14-06: some water

Married To The Sea comic: some water * Text: 

Wish I had some water

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08-13-06: band room

Married To The Sea comic: band room * Text: 

Breakin Into The Band Room

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08-12-06: salt

Married To The Sea comic: salt * Text: 

Jesus, Ruby, do you put any salt on your chicken when you cook it? What's... You don't know what salt is?


It's... Ruby, this right here, this is salt. No, my right hand. Hello, up here, this is the salt.

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08-11-06: calf on fire

Married To The Sea comic: calf on fire * Text: 

Hey dude your calf fell in the fire better get it


Ah crap. I'll...just...reach...in...Aaaaah! Damn. It's totally on fire, dude. I don't think I can get it.

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08-10-06: anchor it

Married To The Sea comic: anchor it * Text: 

That boat won't be sailing around all fancy-like... not after I anchor it!

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08-09-06: coffin model

Married To The Sea comic: coffin model * Text: 

Sigh...Nobody ever said that naked coffin modeling was easy, but I really do wish that I didn't have to use a bed pan while I am here. I suppose that all of the free peaches make up for it, though.

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08-08-06: ahoooyyyyyyyyy

Married To The Sea comic: ahoooyyyyyyyyy * Text: 

Helloooo, welcome to boat!

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08-07-06: iraqi civilian

Married To The Sea comic: iraqi civilian * Text: 

Theodore! Take the elctrodes off his genitals! I just found his passport and it turns out he's not an Iraqi civilian after all.

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08-06-06: aaaaaaah im a rug

Married To The Sea comic: aaaaaaah im a rug * Text: 

Mom. Mom!!! Aaaaaah, mom, aaaaahhhh, look, I'm a rug. Aaaaaahhh, I'm a rug! Look! Aaaaaaah.

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08-05-06: ass bunny

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And, now, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the tambourine virtuoso...Ass Bunny!

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08-05-06: lighthouse

Married To The Sea comic: lighthouse * Text: 

Oh! How I wish I were a lighthouse.

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08-04-06: incense

Married To The Sea comic: incense * Text: 

Oh, man. That incense really does smell like pussy.

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08-03-06: what were they thinking

Married To The Sea comic: what were they thinking * Text: 

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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08-02-06: fop

Married To The Sea comic: fop * Text: 

30% off all FOPPISH BOOTS

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08-01-06: beatific

Married To The Sea comic: beatific * Text: 

No, nothing much is up with me. I've just been hanging out, being beatific, you know.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec