Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-06: its flyin aint it

Married To The Sea comic: its flyin aint it * Text: 

All right. We've got the gas bulb, the barometer, the canary...


The other side.


What?


You only finished the craft half-way! It's terribly dangerous, Robert!


It's flying, ain't it? Welcome to America.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-30-06: BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS

Married To The Sea comic: BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS * Text: 

BALLS!

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-29-06: goatse can kiss my dick

Married To The Sea comic: goatse can kiss my dick * Text: 

You can kiss my dick. I was

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-28-06: waterfall

Married To The Sea comic: waterfall * Text: 

It was there, under the waterfall, that I learned to j/o.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-27-06: the amazing breath holder

Married To The Sea comic: the amazing breath holder * Text: 

This is amazing! I can't believe she has been holding her breath for...let's see...forty-three minutes.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-26-06: chill in the lab

Married To The Sea comic: chill in the lab * Text: 

HEY MAN WHAT DO  YOU WANT TO DO LATER TONIGHT


WELL I'D LIKE TO GET UP AND WALK AROUND AND GO GET A BEER AND HAVE SOME CARTILAGE ON ME, MAYBE I'D WEAR PANTS LIKE OLD TIMES


BUT I'LL PROBABLY CHILL HERE IN THE LAB

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-25-06: double azz twinz

Married To The Sea comic: double azz twinz * Text: 

AZZ-TWINZ


DOUBLE AZZ (MORE AZZ) (REMIX)

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-24-06: fuddruckers

Married To The Sea comic: fuddruckers * Text: 

TIPS FOR YOUNG MEN


Ringing the bell at Fuddruckers is not as funny to the employees as it is to you.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-23-06: what is tv

Married To The Sea comic: what is tv * Text: 

There's not going to be anything good on TV for...81 years.


What is TV?


I don't know.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-22-06: LOCKIN UP

Married To The Sea comic: LOCKIN UP * Text: 

HELLO? OPERATOR? OPERATOR, GET ME SOME MECHANICAL RABBIT OIL, PLEASE. MY SPRINGS ARE LOCKIN' UP SOMETHIN' FIERCE TODAY


751

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-21-06: hey internet

Married To The Sea comic: hey internet * Text: 

Hey, Internet


DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THE VASE


Here's another catchphrase for you to repeat.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-20-06: no math jokes

Married To The Sea comic: no math jokes * Text: 

No math jokes


The only thing I love more than a fine wine is a fine equation! a2 + b2 = c2


Please

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-19-06: grocery list

Married To The Sea comic: grocery list * Text: 

Grocery list


200 lbs. flour


Horse

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-18-06: xmas dick

Married To The Sea comic: xmas dick * Text: 

Suck a Christmas dick!

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-17-06: RABBIT PHONE

Married To The Sea comic: RABBIT PHONE * Text: 

Rabbit! Can you hear me? Testing, testing.


YEAH WHAT A MIRACLE THAT YOUR VOICE CAME THROUGH THAT WIRE AND NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-16-06: capitalism

Married To The Sea comic: capitalism * Text: 

Ideas


Money


Huge bunch of bullshit

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-15-06: number two number four

Married To The Sea comic: number two number four * Text: 

Here I sit, broken hearted; tried to #2, but only #4

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-14-06: shitty blog

Married To The Sea comic: shitty blog * Text: 

CHECK OUT MY SHITTY BLOG

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-13-06: doctor douche

Married To The Sea comic: doctor douche * Text: 

Doctor Sandwich is the name, but I'm known about town as

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-12-06: feliz navidad

Married To The Sea comic: feliz navidad * Text: 

Come on, dude. Come on. I know you know this. This song... look, just let me play it.


Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-11-06: WEAVE IT

Married To The Sea comic: WEAVE IT * Text: 

WEAVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-10-06: come into my office

Married To The Sea comic: come into my office * Text: 

You wanted to see me, professor?


Yes. Your shoulders are magnificent. Won't you put your test down and try on the yoke I've got over there? The one with the circles.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-09-06: voting inaccuracies 1800

Married To The Sea comic: voting inaccuracies 1800 * Text: 

How curious... no matter how many times I press

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-08-06: erection

Married To The Sea comic: erection * Text: 

I've got an erection

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-07-06: fun

Married To The Sea comic: fun * Text: 

Well, if you as me, fun should be outlawed.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-06-06: dr naturals body art

Married To The Sea comic: dr naturals body art * Text: 

Where did you get your tattoo done?


Dr. Natural's Improved Body Art, it's in Phoenix.


It's nice work. Mine was done in a prison, ujsing charred bones for pigment.


Holy shit!


Nah, for real, I got mine done in Phoenix too.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-05-06: god damn little man

Married To The Sea comic: god damn little man * Text: 

Little man quit poking me


Little man quit poking


God damn


God damn little man


traditional

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-04-06: christmas is here

Married To The Sea comic: christmas is here * Text: 

BREAKING NEWS there is a new kind of nintendo hurry up and get it

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-03-06: whoaaaaaaaa

Married To The Sea comic: whoaaaaaaaa * Text: 

Whoaaaaaa! Hey, whoa, horses! Guys! You can slow down, I'm already dead.


No 1


AMBULANCE

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


12-02-06: bloggers

Married To The Sea comic: bloggers * Text: 

Oh, no, darling, you room isn't in this wing. You will be staying on the opposite side of campus, as a matter of fact. This hall is where we keep the bloggers.


LINK ME

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





12-01-06: isnt this fun

Married To The Sea comic: isnt this fun * Text: 

There we go! We're moving! Isn't this fun.


No.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec