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2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
 

Married To The Sea comic: its flyin aint it * Text: 

All right. We've got the gas bulb, the barometer, the canary...


The other side.


What?


You only finished the craft half-way! It's terribly dangerous, Robert!


It's flying, ain't it? Welcome to America.
12-31-06

its flyin aint it
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Married To The Sea comic: BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS * Text: 

BALLS!
12-30-06

BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS
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Married To The Sea comic: goatse can kiss my dick * Text: 

You can kiss my dick. I was
12-29-06

goatse can kiss my dick
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Married To The Sea comic: waterfall * Text: 

It was there, under the waterfall, that I learned to j/o.
12-28-06

waterfall
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Married To The Sea comic: the amazing breath holder * Text: 

This is amazing! I can't believe she has been holding her breath for...let's see...forty-three minutes.
12-27-06

the amazing breath holder
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Married To The Sea comic: chill in the lab * Text: 

HEY MAN WHAT DO  YOU WANT TO DO LATER TONIGHT


WELL I'D LIKE TO GET UP AND WALK AROUND AND GO GET A BEER AND HAVE SOME CARTILAGE ON ME, MAYBE I'D WEAR PANTS LIKE OLD TIMES


BUT I'LL PROBABLY CHILL HERE IN THE LAB
12-26-06

chill in the lab
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Married To The Sea comic: double azz twinz * Text: 

AZZ-TWINZ


DOUBLE AZZ (MORE AZZ) (REMIX)
12-25-06

double azz twinz
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Married To The Sea comic: fuddruckers * Text: 

TIPS FOR YOUNG MEN


Ringing the bell at Fuddruckers is not as funny to the employees as it is to you.
12-24-06

fuddruckers
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Married To The Sea comic: what is tv * Text: 

There's not going to be anything good on TV for...81 years.


What is TV?


I don't know.
12-23-06

what is tv
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Married To The Sea comic: LOCKIN UP * Text: 

HELLO? OPERATOR? OPERATOR, GET ME SOME MECHANICAL RABBIT OIL, PLEASE. MY SPRINGS ARE LOCKIN' UP SOMETHIN' FIERCE TODAY


751
12-22-06

LOCKIN UP
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Married To The Sea comic: hey internet * Text: 

Hey, Internet


DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THE VASE


Here's another catchphrase for you to repeat.
12-21-06

hey internet
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Married To The Sea comic: no math jokes * Text: 

No math jokes


The only thing I love more than a fine wine is a fine equation! a2 + b2 = c2


Please
12-20-06

no math jokes
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Married To The Sea comic: grocery list * Text: 

Grocery list


200 lbs. flour


Horse
12-19-06

grocery list
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Married To The Sea comic: xmas dick * Text: 

Suck a Christmas dick!
12-18-06

xmas dick
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Married To The Sea comic: RABBIT PHONE * Text: 

Rabbit! Can you hear me? Testing, testing.


YEAH WHAT A MIRACLE THAT YOUR VOICE CAME THROUGH THAT WIRE AND NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
12-17-06

RABBIT PHONE
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Married To The Sea comic: capitalism * Text: 

Ideas


Money


Huge bunch of bullshit
12-16-06

capitalism
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Married To The Sea comic: number two number four * Text: 

Here I sit, broken hearted; tried to #2, but only #4
12-15-06

number two number four
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Married To The Sea comic: shitty blog * Text: 

CHECK OUT MY SHITTY BLOG
12-14-06

shitty blog
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Married To The Sea comic: doctor douche * Text: 

Doctor Sandwich is the name, but I'm known about town as
12-13-06

doctor douche
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Married To The Sea comic: feliz navidad * Text: 

Come on, dude. Come on. I know you know this. This song... look, just let me play it.


Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.
12-12-06

feliz navidad
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Married To The Sea comic: WEAVE IT * Text: 

WEAVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
12-11-06

WEAVE IT
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Married To The Sea comic: come into my office * Text: 

You wanted to see me, professor?


Yes. Your shoulders are magnificent. Won't you put your test down and try on the yoke I've got over there? The one with the circles.
12-10-06

come into my office
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Married To The Sea comic: voting inaccuracies 1800 * Text: 

How curious... no matter how many times I press
12-09-06

voting inaccuracies 1800
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Married To The Sea comic: erection * Text: 

I've got an erection
12-08-06

erection
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Married To The Sea comic: fun * Text: 

Well, if you as me, fun should be outlawed.
12-07-06

fun
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Married To The Sea comic: dr naturals body art * Text: 

Where did you get your tattoo done?


Dr. Natural's Improved Body Art, it's in Phoenix.


It's nice work. Mine was done in a prison, ujsing charred bones for pigment.


Holy shit!


Nah, for real, I got mine done in Phoenix too.
12-06-06

dr naturals body art
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Married To The Sea comic: god damn little man * Text: 

Little man quit poking me


Little man quit poking


God damn


God damn little man


traditional
12-05-06

god damn little man
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Married To The Sea comic: christmas is here * Text: 

BREAKING NEWS there is a new kind of nintendo hurry up and get it
12-04-06

christmas is here
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Married To The Sea comic: whoaaaaaaaa * Text: 

Whoaaaaaa! Hey, whoa, horses! Guys! You can slow down, I'm already dead.


No 1


AMBULANCE
12-03-06

whoaaaaaaaa
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Married To The Sea comic: bloggers * Text: 

Oh, no, darling, you room isn't in this wing. You will be staying on the opposite side of campus, as a matter of fact. This hall is where we keep the bloggers.


LINK ME
12-02-06

bloggers
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Married To The Sea comic: isnt this fun * Text: 

There we go! We're moving! Isn't this fun.


No.
12-01-06

isnt this fun
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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec