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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
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Married To The Sea comic: garage sale * Text: 

GARAGE SALE


Friday and Saturday, 8-3. Jugs, a scythe, some fruit, a little bee-filled hut and more. Moving, everything must go. 468 Morningwood Avenue.
02-28-06

garage sale
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Married To The Sea comic: what happens * Text: 

What happens if I fall off? Well, I guess the doctors will likely saw both of my arms off.
02-27-06

what happens
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Married To The Sea comic: bicycle * Text: 

No, I do not want to go on a bicycle ride with you and your husband.
02-26-06

bicycle
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Married To The Sea comic: doublefish * Text: 

What is it like to be a doublefish?


it's okay


it kinda blows
02-25-06

doublefish
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Married To The Sea comic: never reveal * Text: 

I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.
02-24-06

never reveal
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Married To The Sea comic: deer * Text: 

Who let the deer out.
02-23-06

deer
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Married To The Sea comic: going to rule * Text: 

When cars get invented It's going to Rule.
02-22-06

going to rule
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Married To The Sea comic: photographs suck * Text: 

For your picture to come out right, after I click the shutter, you MUST remain perfectly still for six minutes exactly. While I masturbate.
02-21-06

photographs suck
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Married To The Sea comic: hummingbirds * Text: 

Hummingbirds? That's all they asked for? Just hummingbirds? Jesus. Have you heard of TOYS? Well, I guess I'll go order some god damn birds now.


Eugene, you are grounded for asking for hummingbirds from Santa.
02-20-06

hummingbirds
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Married To The Sea comic: extra mushrooms * Text: 

Extra mushrooms? Yeah, we got that. You want one extra mushroom? Okay, cool. I got it in the back, I'll go grab it. That'll be twenty bucks.http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021806/douche.jpg


Douche
02-19-06

extra mushrooms
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Married To The Sea comic: goat fight * Text: No... God... damn... goat! Get down -- DAMN IT GOAT DON'T SPILL MY WINE!
02-17-06

goat fight
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Married To The Sea comic: olympics * Text: Man, I wish there were a way to venerate groups of abnormally muscular men who are willing to do anything to their bodies, just to be able to run the fastest.


Me too. Let's invent the Olympics.
02-16-06

olympics
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Married To The Sea comic: booze time * Text: IT'S MOTHER-FUCKING BOOZE TIME


BRANDY
02-15-06

booze time
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Married To The Sea comic: anvils for christmas * Text: Thanks Uncle Charles! This anvil is going to be so awesome when I take my blacksmithing classes! And, oh, cool, a present from dad! It's... a smaller anvil! Well.... Thanks! It's, uh, like the other one, but maybe I can take this one with me on trips, or something!
02-14-06

anvils for christmas
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Married To The Sea comic: got to get paid * Text: oh god people are still reading hamlet jesus i wrote that shit in like one fortnight i owed some people some money you know what i'm saying   shakespeare got to get paid son
02-13-06

got to get paid
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec