archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Law of the Lamb Persuant to 41 USC 559(c), all lambs get cut up and put into gyros. With cucumber-yogurt sauce.
John, you can take that sheet off your face. There are no monsters in your leg. Just an old bee-hive.
You must touch your booty hole every 108 minutes or something bad will happen
PEARS in a can You can eat them
You'll have to do this for an hour each day, or else your blood pressure will never come down. But it doesn't have to be me, necessarily, you can put any doctor up on a tilted table and it'll work.
Oh god, I know! My supervisor is such an ass too. He's standing like...four feet away. No, maybe...six geet. doot doot doo-doot doo doo-doo-doot doo-doot doot-doo doot doot doot
See, I told you guys. When you get a wrestling call make sure to arrive as soon as possible, so you can get there in time to watch a dude get his neck snapped.
Say it. Why? It's not as if it'll mean anything if I do. Go on! Say it, ass! Fine. Last night, I did bestiality. With a horse! With a horse.
Yeah, well, I mean, if you stopped me on the street, I'd definitely say that I primarily purchase food based on taste rather than value. But, this is my studio, and I didn't invite you here. Was the gate locked?
Oh man, really? I, uh, I have a Flickr page too, actually. Do you! Well, give me your user name! I'll go see your photos. It's, well. You know, it sounds funny when you say it out loud, but it's ultimateshitter. Well, then! I'll have a go at your photos, Ultimate Shitter! I don't, uh...I don't think you want to see them.
No! You asses! MY left, YOUR right! Work harder! It must be perfect! Sigh. My sweet sixteen party is starting to look like a disaster.
Yes, yes, we see the cutaway, Phillip, we see how it is assembled, very good. However, we do not feel that Phillip's Chastity Helmet is the next great American invention.
Did you see the last episode of Emperor's Preferred National Reality Show? Negative, dude. Been practicing the sheng all weekend. Aaaallllllll weekend.
Dr. Williamson, phone call from the Sphinx on line 2. He says it's urgent...something about walking on three legs at night.
Captain! The Union has covered their boat in metal too! What should we do? Does she appear to have any weaknesses? Nay, captain. She does have a swimming pool on deck, though. With... ah... well, from here, it looks like a diving board. And a couple of pool noodles.
Loosen Your Anus For HEALTH Strength and Vitality
This had better not be like that X-Files where the guy gets his eye pulled out. Jesus. Do you know the one I'm talking about? God. Gross. Just thinking about anything in my eye... ugh. So... have you ever heard of furry?
Do you think they'll let us into prom, bear? Sure they will. Rarr rar rar rar, lookit me, I live in a subdivision! Rar rarrr rarr rar I'm an Amerrrrrrican.
No, it doesn't feel like you've got a fever. And if you did, what do you think we'd do? Send you to the emergency room and tape you to a computer? Do you even know what year this is?
AWARD WINNING DETECTIVE HORSE! Congratulations, Detective Horse! You found that horm we put on your neck last week.
Beatrix... before I depart this earth... I must tell you of a great threat! They seem me rolling. Pa... Patrolling... They tryna catch me ridin dertay!
You! Get over here. Why did you call me a chicken-head? Do you even know what that means? I'll let you google it later, but for now I'll say that it is absolutely not what you call a bird with a man's head.
Yesssssss!! Hey! You guys! Mom got Arby's!!
PHOOOOOOOOOT!!! Attention all townspeople, this is your butcher. I have just cut up some meat. I have just cut up some meat. Thank you. Butcher.
PEARS Oh my god, you guys! Have you ever tried pears?
Yes, it is quite the sight, Sally! Those are some beautiful colors. But I don't agree with you that this is better than opium.
Anastasia, I'm sorry, but the answer is no. We just don't feel that the Beemaker 2000 is the next great American invention.
I wish we were in Animal Crossing right now. I could really use another axe in Animal Crossing. Oh, you gonna scalp some animals? Jesus, dude, no. You just use it to cut down trees. Are you kidding me? No. It's a peaceful game, you just buy and sell things, and grow fruits and vegetables. How much would this gun go for in Animal Crossing? It's... Okay, uh, you gun... um, probably about... a hundred million bells. YES!!! My gun rules!
WHO TOOK MY SOLAR PLEXUS?????
Well, they're opening a new internet cafe in Mumbai. You can do e-mails, the web... play flash games... everything. I mean, yeah, I could have taken a bus there, but that doesn't exactly show my devotion, does it? I love that damn Yahoo Games. For real.
What? Wait. You wanted me to do what? I think you're going to have to do that yourself. Sorry.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
