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2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: connected * Text: Which one of you dicks connected my house to all these other buildings????
06-30-06

connected
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Married To The Sea comic: war rules * Text: Dude! I changed my mind. War rules. I love it when eighteen-year-olds get blown up.
06-29-06

war rules
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Married To The Sea comic: would u like to court * Text: Would i like to court???? - 19, Female Weltonsboroguh-on-stirshaft, Middlesex, England HOBBIES: Hanging out with friends, courting OCCUPATION: Trying to get married lol FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything except rap sheet music and country sheet music ABOUT ME: No cobblers. No blacksmiths. No games!!! (except for Fortunatus!!!)
06-28-06

would u like to court
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Married To The Sea comic: angel finger * Text: Elijah! Wake up. Wake. Up. Elijah. Do you want the angel finger? Ohhh, uh oh, it looks like the angel finger is coming. Here it is, Ellijah. An-gel-fin-ger. An-gel-fin-ger. AN. GEL. FIN. GER. WAKE. UP. AN-GEL-FIN-GER. HERE IT COMES.
06-27-06

angel finger
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Married To The Sea comic: juggalo gondola * Text: Have you ridden with Juggalo Gondola before, ma'am? No. Juggalo Gondola is owned and operated solely by Joggalos. I been carrying the oar since Milenko.
06-26-06

juggalo gondola
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Married To The Sea comic: cheaters go to hell * Text: HELLO CHRISTOPHER. WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CHEATED AT
06-25-06

cheaters go to hell
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Married To The Sea comic: ATTENTION SCIENTISTS * Text: DO NOT CLONE THESE You can just pull an arm off and it will grow into a whole new one
06-24-06

ATTENTION SCIENTISTS
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Married To The Sea comic: tiny harlot * Text: Oh! Tiny harlot! Will you ride that horse all the way home and put your tiny boobs away.
06-23-06

tiny harlot
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Married To The Sea comic: shitty spoons * Text: Shitty spoons! You're not allowed in our silverware drawer ever again!
06-22-06

shitty spoons
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Married To The Sea comic: victrolaism * Text: Suh-uh-suh-uh, suh- uh-a-uh-a-uh-a-suh-a-suh-a-suh-uh-uck-ucka, suh-uh-a-ucka dick, a dick-dick.
06-21-06

victrolaism
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Married To The Sea comic: technically * Text: If heaven doesn't take his feet, I think we get to keep them. Technically.
06-20-06

technically
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Married To The Sea comic: right back * Text: Uh, look, okay... I'll be back in like a half hour. An hour max. Just... I met these guys, and I kinda promised them I would go hang out with them for a few minutes, and listen, they are sooo nice. I can't just say no to them, they'll probably cry. They're sooooo nice. So, you just stay here in the cage, and I'll be back as soon as I can.
06-19-06

right back
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Married To The Sea comic: public harpist * Text: Thank you. That was
06-18-06

public harpist
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Married To The Sea comic: poop rot * Text: EAT THAT OTHER DOG'S POOP NO!!! WAIT UNTIL IT ROTS A LITTLE
06-17-06

poop rot
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Married To The Sea comic: freshly made apple cider * Text: they lock us in a trailer every night someone please help Try some delicious apple cider, freshly made from locally-grown apples!
06-16-06

freshly made apple cider
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Married To The Sea comic: out the vase * Text: You! Your card My card is motherfucker don't make me come out the vase.
06-15-06

out the vase
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Married To The Sea comic: PHONED IN * Text: BLOGS INTERNET MEMES ON-LINE MODEMS W.W.W. Shit I ain't caught a comic all day. Gonna have to phone this one in.
06-14-06

PHONED IN
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Married To The Sea comic: social lubricant * Text: After a couple glasses of this shit, I'll fuck ANYTHING!!
06-14-06

social lubricant
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Married To The Sea comic: staircase * Text: Get out of here staircase
06-14-06

staircase
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Married To The Sea comic: these colors * Text: THESE COLORS RUN, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY
06-14-06

these colors
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Married To The Sea comic: too many cusses * Text: Yes, I do like your new webcomic. But it just has too many cusses in it.
06-14-06

too many cusses
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Married To The Sea comic: house fire * Text: set your neighbors house on fire
06-13-06

house fire
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Married To The Sea comic: phoenix blog * Text: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU GUYS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I HAD TO ARISE FROM THE FLAMES TO BLOG ABOUT IT
06-12-06

phoenix blog
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Married To The Sea comic: LOOKS LIKE A WAR * Text: DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERY ONE SO PISSED NO IDEA MAN I JUST CAME OUT TO GET SOME MILK LOOKS LIKE A WAR
06-11-06

LOOKS LIKE A WAR
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Married To The Sea comic: i hate voting * Text: THIS RULES NO KIDDING. I HATE VOTING
06-10-06

i hate voting
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Married To The Sea comic: give me that pencil * Text: Henry! HENRY! God DAMN IT. How many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT WRITE IN THE DICTIONARY. DO NOT. Give me that pencil. Pen-cilll. The thing in your fucking hand, Henry.
06-09-06

give me that pencil
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Married To The Sea comic: camel card trick * Text: Camel! Stop! Stop immediately! Is this your card...the one of hearts? It is! Look! Here it is! The one of hearts!
06-08-06

camel card trick
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Married To The Sea comic: local judge fired * Text: LOCAL JUDGE FIRED FOR WEARING RIDICULOUS WIG: He doesn't know yet, says county commissioner
06-07-06

local judge fired
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Married To The Sea comic: flower branch * Text: Where'd I get the fake flower-branch thing? Well, it's funny you asked, actually. I stole it from your mom's doorway.
06-06-06

flower branch
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Married To The Sea comic: chair delivery * Text: Chair delivery! Hey! Chair! Delivery! Anyone home? Come on, who ordered the chair? Anyone? HEllo? We got an order for a chair to 108 Main Street, I got the paper right here. If this is another prank telegraph...well, the next time you actually need a chair you'll be sorry. Then who are you going to get to deliver it? Not me, punks.
06-05-06

chair delivery
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Married To The Sea comic: bird foot cake * Text: Grandpa! Thanks for coming by! It's, uh, it's not exactly my birthday today, but, you know it's coming up pretty soon. And you know how much I love jello cups and bird feet and grapes. I can't believe you had a cake made up with all of that, uh, all of those ingredients.
06-04-06

bird foot cake
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Married To The Sea comic: keep going * Text: KEEP GOING You can't be on television unless we can see your ribcage
06-03-06

keep going
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Married To The Sea comic: bum bum buppa bum * Text: Bum bum buppa bum! Bub-a-dow buppit bum bum bum! It's me! Allesandre! The angel of six-string bass. Boooooooooowip.
06-02-06

bum bum buppa bum
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Married To The Sea comic: levitating * Text: Ma'am, there can be no levitating next to the train, please.
06-01-06

levitating
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec