Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-06: one of hearts

Married To The Sea comic: one of hearts * Text: 

You! With the newspaper! Your card is the...The one! One of Hearts!

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05-30-06: a yam

Married To The Sea comic: a yam * Text: 

Doctor! I must know... what is for dinner?


A yam.

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05-30-06: look into the future

Married To The Sea comic: look into the future * Text: 

Okay, well, then, I'm off to play Look Into The Future by myself. I just figured you'd be interested, because, I mean, it's the future. But, whatever.

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05-29-06: math rock

Married To The Sea comic: math rock * Text: 

Oh, for crying out loud, Omar, did you even check to see if this metronome goes up to 13/8? We can't play math rock in 4/4, dude, you better have saved the receipt.

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05-28-06: small n bitter

Married To The Sea comic: small n bitter * Text: 

SMALL'N'BITTER


S&B


A sensible candy for the aged


At my age, I need a candy that's small and bitter. That's why I love my Small'N'Bitters!

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05-27-06: poidz

Married To The Sea comic: poidz * Text: 

Hmm, a hundred twenty-five pounds. That's less than I remember - Hold on. Wait. A hundred twenty-five POIDS? What the fuck is a POID? This is bullshit. I want my quarter back.

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05-26-06: party horn

Married To The Sea comic: party horn * Text: 

oh i love this party it is going well


god totally. A+ WOULD PARTY AGAIN


who brought the awesome horn?


that horn is making this party kick ass

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05-25-06: it looks just like you

Married To The Sea comic: it looks just like you * Text: 

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU PERCY


Oh! I wish someone were here to say if this portrait of me looks accurate.

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05-24-06: spinnaz

Married To The Sea comic: spinnaz * Text: 

Why, yes, they are indeed wonderful spinners. Thank you for noticing. They were installed at great cost, I'll have you know.

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05-23-06: socially irresponsible

Married To The Sea comic: socially irresponsible * Text: 

GOOD NEWS!!


We found a way to make the Republicans use fewer Natural Resources and less Food by combining them all into one umpleasant, socially irresponsible old man.

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05-22-06: listening tax

Married To The Sea comic: listening tax * Text: 

Columbia Record


Every time you let your friends listen to your gramophone without paying listening tax, your favorite bandleader will be unable to eat for a day. Record sharing causes musicians to be deprived of their income and liberty. Don't cheat your heroes. Pay your listening tax.

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05-21-06: HEADLICE

Married To The Sea comic: HEADLICE * Text: 

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY!!


YOU HAVE HEAD LICE

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05-20-06: no time for shaving

Married To The Sea comic: no time for shaving * Text: 

No time for shaving, boy! You've got to study! The exams are in the morning!


It's too late, father. I've already decided to become a full-time scenster.

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05-19-06: jeweller

Married To The Sea comic: jeweller * Text: 

Is your father a jeweler? Because you are hot. No, I mean, because you're...like a jewel. Diamond. Shit.


Shit.

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05-18-06: old growth bongwood

Married To The Sea comic: old growth bongwood * Text: 

Pass it? Why, my friend, you will be delighted to discover that the chair in which you are sitting, in fact, is a bong! It was built from old-growth bongwood trees.


That book on the table is a lighter.

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05-17-06: your final challenge

Married To The Sea comic: your final challenge * Text: 

A very good job, warrior. Your final challenge...is behind you in the rocking chair. Can you defeat...your own grandfather?

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05-16-06: nutz

Married To The Sea comic: nutz * Text: 

DEEZ NUTZ


What shall I rap about to-day? Oh! I see a vision! A vision from heaven! Thank you, rap angel! I shall indeed compose a rap about deez nutz!

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05-15-06: totally cool

Married To The Sea comic: totally cool * Text: 

Broomtown Gazette


Mega-Large Edition


EVERYTHING'S OKAY


Totally Cool


coupons begin on Page 2

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05-14-06: tiny little earophone

Married To The Sea comic: tiny little earophone * Text: 

Hello! Hello hello hello. Hello telephone. Hellooooo. Tiny little ear telephone. Little earophone. Doot Doot.


Ugh. This medicine tastes like...ear wax.

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05-13-06: psychic triangle

Married To The Sea comic: psychic triangle * Text: 

Hey, what're you doing - Aaah! My ear! Is there someone playing a triangle JESUS CHRIST! STOP!


Do you more fully understand my powers now, Eugene?


piiiiing! PING!

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05-12-06: one or two

Married To The Sea comic: one or two * Text: 

Which is better: one, or two? One. Or two. One. Two.


Can you show me again?


Can you afford glasses?


No.


Let's just write down two, then.

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05-11-06: fortunatus

Married To The Sea comic: fortunatus * Text: 

You will not be going anywhere tonight, Father. You know tonight is when the Family plays Fortunatus.


Fortunatus or Wishes & Consequences

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05-10-06: fishophone

Married To The Sea comic: fishophone * Text: 

fiiiiish


fiiiiish


fiiiiiiiiiiiish


And now, we present to you...the first public, live demonstration of... The Fishophone!

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05-09-06: FIRED

Married To The Sea comic: FIRED * Text: 

SO I NOTICED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU HAD A BLOG


I READ IT ON THE INTERNET. I READ YOUR WHOLE BLOG.


YOU ARE FIRED.

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05-08-06: cow time

Married To The Sea comic: cow time * Text: 

dang dang dang dang dang


Children! It's cow time, come come! Time for cows! Cow time for boys and girls.

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05-07-06: alexander wager

Married To The Sea comic: alexander wager * Text: 

I see your wage of Alexander... and raise you a Tristan! Tristan, come over here. Sit on the table.

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05-06-06: battlebots

Married To The Sea comic: battlebots * Text: 

Yeah, so did I tell you guys I've been working on a robot? I have, I got motors and everything. And they're going to put it on Battlebots.


Cool! Hey... uh, I thought they, um... I think they cancelled Battlebots a couple of years ago.


Wh...Uh...no. No they didn't, dude, because then, how would my robot be on it?

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05-05-06: harp center

Married To The Sea comic: harp center * Text: 

Onward, water dragon! Onward to Harp Center! I have to return this harp within 30 days of original purchase unless I actually want to pay for it!

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05-04-06: triangle songbook

Married To The Sea comic: triangle songbook * Text: 

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay. Gimmie the mic so I can take it away. Off on a natural charge, bon voyage Yeah from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad


piiiiing ping

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05-03-06: susan b anthony

Married To The Sea comic: susan b anthony * Text: 

Whoa, dude, did I just hear someone say

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05-02-06: square root of three

Married To The Sea comic: square root of three * Text: 

What's the square root of three? Um, let me see...Well, Roy, the square root of three is one point fuck you Roy. Do you have any more funny things to say, Roy? Do you want to know why my canvas is still blank after six years of painting in seclusion? Do you really want to go there, Roy? Are you sure you can withstand the intense, blistering waves of fuck you Roy?

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05-01-06: beer before bed

Married To The Sea comic: beer before bed * Text: 

Mother Knows Best...


A beer before bed means a better night's sleep for the whole family!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec