Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-06: baby ass

Married To The Sea comic: baby ass * Text: 

THIS BABY...THIS ASS...HE WILL BE KING!!!

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09-29-06: fossil fuels

Married To The Sea comic: fossil fuels * Text: 

FOSSIL FUELS


They'll Last Forever!

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09-28-06: blog hiatus

Married To The Sea comic: blog hiatus * Text: 

4 April. This Blog is going to have to go on hiatus for a while. The boss found out that I have been using the town's only printing press to publish my writing. I hope he doesn't find any of the older entries.

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09-27-06: bird and fish adventures

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BIRD AND FISH


The Adventures of Bird and Fish


1899 Bird and Fish


shit

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09-26-06: bird and fish

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BIRD AND FISH


Where will they go next? And who knows what they will get into! The nation's first web-comic continues to delight men and women of all ages.


Available in: The Newspaper (Which-ever one.)


Here are some links to other web-comics.


Oh, such a pity...it appears we are the only one.


BIRD AND FISH


1899 Bird and Fish

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09-25-06: 2012

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WHAT THE SHIT?


DON'T WORRY. THEIR CIVILIZATION WILL END IN 2012

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09-24-06: waaaaaaaaang

Married To The Sea comic: waaaaaaaaang * Text: 

Hey! Do you want to join our band? I beatbox, and my friend Stan plays the circuit-bent electro waaaaaang.

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09-23-06: charles darwin and the magic hat

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Mr. Darwin, you may indeed believe that we came from monkeys... but dare you disbelieve in...MAGIC?!

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09-22-06: the false teeth

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Why'd you buy those


false teeth


at that garage sale


Grandma? Hello? You have teeth. You don't need someone else's false teeth, Grandma, I think you have a problem with hoarding. How much time dusting...Listen, most people don't even have a purse room.

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09-21-06: agricultural jo bs

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Yeah, well, if you wanna grow up to be like me, you're going to have to have a pretty steady diet of processed food. None of that free-range, freshly-grown, local farmer agricultural jackoff bullshit. You go straight for the Pizza Rolls and Hot Pockets. Hell, I don't even take em out of the boxes.

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09-20-06: no dinosaurs sorry

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Lord, if you will not stop the coming apocalypse, please do tell: Will there at least be some dinosaurs afterwards? I mean, maybe just some small ones?


nope

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09-19-06: LOVE SEAT

Married To The Sea comic: LOVE SEAT * Text: 

BITCH I TOLD YOU


Love Seat...in the case of one-year-old Padded Chair, you are...Not the father.

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09-18-06: thank you beary much

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How's it hanging, livestock?


Oh, I'm hanging in there...just bear-ly.


What? We're goats, dude. Bears are different. They're different animals.


Thank you bear-y much!

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09-17-06: tong trees

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Yes, it is a lovely afternoon, isn't it? What a shame we have to spend it in the shade of the tong trees.

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09-16-06: rent doubles

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Well, actually... I don't think it's true that if you're airborne, you don't owe your roommate rent. In fact, I heard just yesterday that your rent doubles if you fly inside the living room.

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09-15-06: craisins

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That's it. I'm taking my Craisins to a town that knows how to snack.

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09-14-06: fucktards

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What do you mean It's not an invention?! You fuck-tards! My eyeball makes nickels! Is that so completely unremarkable?

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09-13-06: course of life

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The Course of Natural Life


Childhood


Discovery of Masturbation


Realization of Futility of Life


Suicide/Adulthood

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09-12-06: nothin but a

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ain't nothin but a dog thing bay-bee


two trained-ass wolves so we cray-zee

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09-11-06: pure terror

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To good humor, good health, and


Jonah! Are you all right?


Yes, thank you. I'm sorry. I was distracted by angels. They've got this...don't turn around...they've got this mirror...and when you look in it, you see your own maggot-ridden skeleton, devoid of all flesh. It is a monument to pure terror.


To pure terror! Cheers!

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09-10-06: reading scandal

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Schoolteacher indicted in reading scandal


It shouldn't be illegal for women to read


Judge recommends death by hanging

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09-09-06: box trick

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How was the show?


I think the box trick would have been more effective with the old box...you know...the one without the glass windows facing the audience.

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09-08-06: put it in my hat

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Mr. President, so nice to see you. I have acquired the... materials.


We haven't even invented wireless communication yet, Leonard. I don't think we're being recorded.


In that case... here's your elbow of sweet colonial greens, my man.


Leonard, God damn it! Do I have to tell you every time? No touching the president. Here...put it in my hat.

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09-07-06: see your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms

Married To The Sea comic: see your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms * Text: 

DEPRESSION


Signs include:


Moustache


Combover


Sideburns


Overcoat

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09-06-06: wheres my bird

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Where's my bird, dad?


He died because of your poor grades.

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09-05-06: carried your chips

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But where were you, Lord, when I paid for two bags of chips, yet only received one from the vending machine?


It was then, my beloved child, that I carried your chips. Here they are.

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09-04-06: olivia tremor control

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Why yes, I'd love to be in the Olivia Tremor Control!


That's what I'll say.

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09-03-06: feels good to be a winner

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Touche!


Ah! You... ...God damn it. Damn it! ... Damn it.


That's five-nothing! It feels good to be a winner, Martin.


Does it feel that good, Benjamin? Will it feel that good when you sit behind me in band this afternoon because you are second trombone and I am first trombone?

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09-02-06: propella copter

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Oh! I'm flying over the city! This propellacopter really does fly!


10 Propella-Copter Plans! Build it at home and use the Propella-Copter to fly over cities, fields, lakes...anywhere! Write to Propella-Copter, Box 4, Dayton, O. Include picture and dime.

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09-01-06: beautiful country

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This part of the country is so beautiful, Dale.


It sure is. And in two hundred years... someone will ramp off this thing. In a video game.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec