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2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
THIS BABY...THIS ASS...HE WILL BE KING!!!
FOSSIL FUELS They'll Last Forever!
4 April. This Blog is going to have to go on hiatus for a while. The boss found out that I have been using the town's only printing press to publish my writing. I hope he doesn't find any of the older entries.
BIRD AND FISH The Adventures of Bird and Fish 1899 Bird and Fish shit
BIRD AND FISH Where will they go next? And who knows what they will get into! The nation's first web-comic continues to delight men and women of all ages. Available in: The Newspaper (Which-ever one.) Here are some links to other web-comics. Oh, such a pity...it appears we are the only one. BIRD AND FISH 1899 Bird and Fish
WHAT THE SHIT? DON'T WORRY. THEIR CIVILIZATION WILL END IN 2012
Hey! Do you want to join our band? I beatbox, and my friend Stan plays the circuit-bent electro waaaaaang.
Mr. Darwin, you may indeed believe that we came from monkeys... but dare you disbelieve in...MAGIC?!
Why'd you buy those false teeth at that garage sale Grandma? Hello? You have teeth. You don't need someone else's false teeth, Grandma, I think you have a problem with hoarding. How much time dusting...Listen, most people don't even have a purse room.
Yeah, well, if you wanna grow up to be like me, you're going to have to have a pretty steady diet of processed food. None of that free-range, freshly-grown, local farmer agricultural jackoff bullshit. You go straight for the Pizza Rolls and Hot Pockets. Hell, I don't even take em out of the boxes.
Lord, if you will not stop the coming apocalypse, please do tell: Will there at least be some dinosaurs afterwards? I mean, maybe just some small ones? nope
BITCH I TOLD YOU Love Seat...in the case of one-year-old Padded Chair, you are...Not the father.
How's it hanging, livestock? Oh, I'm hanging in there...just bear-ly. What? We're goats, dude. Bears are different. They're different animals. Thank you bear-y much!
Yes, it is a lovely afternoon, isn't it? What a shame we have to spend it in the shade of the tong trees.
Well, actually... I don't think it's true that if you're airborne, you don't owe your roommate rent. In fact, I heard just yesterday that your rent doubles if you fly inside the living room.
That's it. I'm taking my Craisins to a town that knows how to snack.
What do you mean It's not an invention?! You fuck-tards! My eyeball makes nickels! Is that so completely unremarkable?
The Course of Natural Life Childhood Discovery of Masturbation Realization of Futility of Life Suicide/Adulthood
ain't nothin but a dog thing bay-bee two trained-ass wolves so we cray-zee
To good humor, good health, and Jonah! Are you all right? Yes, thank you. I'm sorry. I was distracted by angels. They've got this...don't turn around...they've got this mirror...and when you look in it, you see your own maggot-ridden skeleton, devoid of all flesh. It is a monument to pure terror. To pure terror! Cheers!
Schoolteacher indicted in reading scandal It shouldn't be illegal for women to read Judge recommends death by hanging
How was the show? I think the box trick would have been more effective with the old box...you know...the one without the glass windows facing the audience.
Mr. President, so nice to see you. I have acquired the... materials. We haven't even invented wireless communication yet, Leonard. I don't think we're being recorded. In that case... here's your elbow of sweet colonial greens, my man. Leonard, God damn it! Do I have to tell you every time? No touching the president. Here...put it in my hat.
DEPRESSION Signs include: Moustache Combover Sideburns Overcoat
Where's my bird, dad? He died because of your poor grades.
But where were you, Lord, when I paid for two bags of chips, yet only received one from the vending machine? It was then, my beloved child, that I carried your chips. Here they are.
Why yes, I'd love to be in the Olivia Tremor Control! That's what I'll say.
Touche! Ah! You... ...God damn it. Damn it! ... Damn it. That's five-nothing! It feels good to be a winner, Martin. Does it feel that good, Benjamin? Will it feel that good when you sit behind me in band this afternoon because you are second trombone and I am first trombone?
Oh! I'm flying over the city! This propellacopter really does fly! 10 Propella-Copter Plans! Build it at home and use the Propella-Copter to fly over cities, fields, lakes...anywhere! Write to Propella-Copter, Box 4, Dayton, O. Include picture and dime.
This part of the country is so beautiful, Dale. It sure is. And in two hundred years... someone will ramp off this thing. In a video game.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
