Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-24-07: dinners ready

Married To The Sea comic: dinners ready * Text: 

Dinner's ready!


Got no taste buds left, so these chickens might kinda suck. Just a heads up.

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08-23-07: sticky paper fun project

Married To The Sea comic: sticky paper fun project * Text: 

Sticky-Paper Ages 4-100


Time required: 15 minutes


Ingredients: 1 Goat (small)


Instructions: 1. Shave it

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08-22-07: on lipitor

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You don't like raking leaves?! Well, let me ask you something, smart guy...have you ever raked leaves...on Lipitor?

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08-21-07: exercise conversion

Married To The Sea comic: exercise conversion * Text: 

Exercise Conversion Chart


1 mi. run at 6.5 mph:


6 twelve-oz beers


4 short glasses of gin


5 bong-hits (average size)


12 oz. ribeye steak


4 tall glasses of gin

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08-20-07: ive got a card

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I've got a card!


Mine is blank.


Cards!

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08-19-07: apple computer

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08-18-07: this guy

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What has two thumbs and puts the

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08-17-07: alo

Married To The Sea comic: alo * Text: 

Alo.


Do you want...parrot?

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08-16-07: computer reminiscing

Married To The Sea comic: computer reminiscing * Text: 

FELLOW COMPUTER USERS: LET'S REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS WHEN COMPUTERS WERE EXPENSIVE, AND USED FLOPPY DISKS, AND YOU COULD ONLY SHOP WITH THEM IF YOU SOLD THEM AND TOOK THE MONEY TO THE MALL

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08-15-07: genetic type people

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You're nine?! Brother, I could see your moustache soon as I stepped out of the car. You're one of those man-children, like that Webster or something.


You genetic-type people freak me out. Get in the car.

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08-14-07: old people

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Old People Can Be Retards Too

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08-13-07: snowboards

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You know that Critical Mass, that bike thing...you know, right? Well, it's like that...except...check this out...snowboards. Like a traffic protest. But, like...we won't have cars. On the slopes. You know.

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08-12-07: timmy crawford

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You may lost the game, son, but just think of it this way. When you wake up, whose house is going to be burned down? Not ours, I'll tell you that much. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but his initials are Timmy Crawford, and he looks a lot like that giant second-baseman from the other team who knocked you over today.

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08-11-07: washing is wonderful

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Washing is wonderful!


When I get done with this load, I'm going to take a hundred Advils.

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08-10-07: did you make red

Married To The Sea comic: did you make red * Text: 

Did you make red in your jeans? Well, listen. Sit down. This happens to everyone. All right. There are pads under the sink. Wear a brassiere. Don't fuck. That should cover it.

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08-09-07: use a pencil

Married To The Sea comic: use a pencil * Text: 

Use a pencil.


Pens are for fourth-graders and up. If we see you using a pen, we're going to take it. No exceptions, buddy.


Paid for by the Counci for No Trapper Keepers

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08-08-07: illegal immigrant

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Ed! Over there! An illegal immigrant! If it wasn't for that son of a bitch, I'd be mowing that yard.

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08-07-07: cockgoblin

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Dear cockgoblin,


No...that's not right. Too informal.


To the cockgoblin it may concern:

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08-06-07: man vs machine

Married To The Sea comic: man vs machine * Text: 

Man vs. Machine:


1 left hand vs. 12 weeks paid vacation. Which will prevail?

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08-05-07: got the aids

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It appears you have something called

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08-04-07: feeling down

Married To The Sea comic: feeling down * Text: 

Feeling down?


I'm gonna buy you a drank. Tell me what you think about that.

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08-03-07: insurance

Married To The Sea comic: insurance * Text: 

Hi!


Your insurance just went up.

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08-02-07: laugh it up

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Laugh it up all you like, Williams. Sooner or later they're going to make one of these cameras so small, you can look up a lady's dress with it. Who's going to be laughing then?

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08-01-07: rv

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No more gas-station restrooms.


Now you can carry your liquified excrement around with you as you travel!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec