Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-07: its my turn to blow the drama horn

Married To The Sea comic: its my turn to blow the drama horn * Text: 

Attention! The Drama Club will convene in 5... 4... 3... 2... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

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01-30-07: piers anthony

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They told you I like PIERS ANTHONY?! Are you serious? Piers Anthony writes books for child molesters who don't read anything not involving child molesting.

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01-29-07: jamestown 3

Married To The Sea comic: jamestown 3 * Text: 

What happened to Jamestown? #3


This is not Jamestown. Where did this picture come from

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01-28-07: fiber

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The doctor says I need more fiber. But how! How can I eat more fiber? My figure will be forever ruined if I gorge myself to suit that doctor!


You could always eat my beard, my love...Slowly. Very slowly. While your hair is all up in a bun, just like that. Damn.

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01-27-07: cup of butter

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No, Eleanor, no! There will be no

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01-26-07: lizard

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And now...I want you all to suck my lizard.

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01-25-07: OL SOUR

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Ol' Sour Contentment


wet-brewed, un-filtered, with a sour taste you'll learn to tolerate!


It'll put you in a box too!


Contents:


one box of drunk man

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01-24-07: DICK

Married To The Sea comic: DICK * Text: 

DICK PAINT


PRICE. 50 CENTS

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01-23-07: turtlemind

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Meanwhile, inside a turtle's mind...


Mmmmm, plankton.


Plankton?


Plankton


Plankton


This plankton is delicious

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01-22-07: up on my land

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If you're all up on my land like that, can you at least try to be less of a dick.

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01-21-07: the wonders of science

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God, I love getting ripped and looking at my own sperm under a microscope.

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01-20-07: keep them fresh

Married To The Sea comic: keep them fresh * Text: 

What's that spraying out of the nozzle, over there?


Oh, that's just water, nothing dangerous. We like to wash the bodies off between clients, to keep them fresh. Now, if you'll each pick out one you want, we'll check you into your rooms and you should have a delivery in about ten minutes.

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01-19-07: underwater operation

Married To The Sea comic: underwater operation * Text: 

Glub glub. Nothing down here...except for that underwater operation. Glub.

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01-18-07: dont hate frogs

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Fuckin' frog!


Fuck you, frog!

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01-17-07: shitty dinner

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So...who else here is having a shitty dinner?

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01-16-07: outdoor puke plates now available

Married To The Sea comic: outdoor puke plates now available * Text: 

hork hork hork hork hork


Puke Plates


Protect your family and yourself with top quality Puke Plates. 40 cents. Enjoy nature as it was intended to be enjoyed: without cat puke. Write to Puke Plates, Columbus, O.

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01-15-07: its full of dead congressmen

Married To The Sea comic: its full of dead congressmen * Text: 

DEAD CONGRESSMEN


Gol' dang it! Why's this ol' box so heavy?

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01-14-07: public restrooms

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NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS


Lord forbid you should have to pee while you're out and about

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01-13-07: internet train

Married To The Sea comic: internet train * Text: 

chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug INTERNET!


USM EXPRESS

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01-12-07: puke plates

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Puke Plates


Top quality puke plates available for cats. 40 cents. Write to Puke Plates, Columbus, O.


hork hork hork hork hork hork hork


CATS: PUKE HERE

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01-11-07: bring it back

Married To The Sea comic: bring it back * Text: 

FETUSES


JUST BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU ARE DONE

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01-10-07: no wife no lunch

Married To The Sea comic: no wife no lunch * Text: 

Josephine, will you ma-


No.


...make me a sandwich when we get home?


No.

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01-09-07: wash no evil

Married To The Sea comic: wash no evil * Text: 

Wash no evil

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01-08-07: dont even get me started on intelligent design

Married To The Sea comic: dont even get me started on intelligent design * Text: 

Well, it could be that when you die, your perception simply stops, and there is nothing. Or, you'll float through some clouds, until you come to a podium where an angel stands to decide your fate, and if you make it inside the cloud world, you learn that an invisible, omnipresent, omnipotent lord invented dinosaurs to test us. Either way.

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01-07-07: american food

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Hey, finally. I've been starving...wait. What the shit is going on here? This isn't American food, is it? Ugh. I bet it is. This is going to be full of macaroni...and ham. And Nutty Bars.

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01-06-07: HEALED

Married To The Sea comic: HEALED * Text: 

NOT GETTING ANYTHING YET CAN YOU TRY AGAIN


You are healed!

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01-05-07: nuclear arms

Married To The Sea comic: nuclear arms * Text: 

You can't do magic tricks...


WITH NUCLEAR ARMS

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01-04-07: post dinner myspace

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Your computer is turned on, right? I'm gonna run in the living room and check my Myspace real quick.

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01-03-07: new band 2008

Married To The Sea comic: new band 2008 * Text: 

ONE NIGHT ONLY


We play weird instruments


You guys are still into that, right?

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01-02-07: missing a cross

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Found a cross over here. Anyone lost a cross lately?


Hey guys, any of you lost a cross?


Is anyone missing a cross? Cross? Missing a cross? You? Missing a cross.

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01-01-07: h j greetings

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Congratulations


First Hand-Job

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec