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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: gyroscopes * Text: Gyroscopes Fact...or fiction? A: Fiction
03-31-07

gyroscopes
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Married To The Sea comic: say hello to the dog * Text: And who came up to the house next...but...a dog! Hello, I'm Rags! Say hello to the dog! Hi Rags. Listen, that's threat, Harry. Maximillian and I think you've got a real talent for shadowplay.We've both seen this one before, though, so we'll be just down the hall, watching television.
03-30-07

say hello to the dog
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Married To The Sea comic: angel fortune * Text: For my next tr- oh, well, hello there. Angels of death. Okay, listen...before you start off on all that
03-29-07

angel fortune
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Married To The Sea comic: simons shitty stick * Text: That's a shitty umbrella you have. Is that right? Well, how about your stick is shitty. How about that, Simon. Stop waving your shitty stick around.
03-28-07

simons shitty stick
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Married To The Sea comic: gruel * Text: Let this be a lesson. Don't sleep on your gruel, son. Me and cat will fuck up a bowl of gruel.
03-27-07

gruel
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Married To The Sea comic: dysentery * Text: WATER New formulation! 50% less dysentery! I preferred the old formulation. Don't Fret! Water Classic contains our originally-available amount of dysentery, and is available in drinking fountains across the country.
03-26-07

dysentery
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Married To The Sea comic: furry umbrella * Text: Thanks for the cut, Ed. I'll see you next week. My pleasure, as always. Say...it's raining like a mother out there. Do you have an umbrella I could borrow? I don't want to get my robe wet. Well, we do have the Furry Umbrella... Ah...you know what, I think I'll be fine. ASK ME ABOUT BEING A DAMN FURRY
03-25-07

furry umbrella
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Married To The Sea comic: heavy loads * Text: Clarice...those women over there are carrying such heavy loads. Let's go and help them. Really? No.
03-24-07

heavy loads
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Married To The Sea comic: ted * Text: With his bow raised and arrow drawn, Fire-Desert-by-River-Stops-The-Rain locked eyes with his target.
03-23-07

ted
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Married To The Sea comic: fweeeeet * Text: fweeeeet
03-22-07

fweeeeet
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Married To The Sea comic: PRETTYBIRD * Text: Well, hello again, Prettybird! Have you come back to tell me of the wonders you've seen this winter? WELL FIRST OFF I DON'T MIGRATE AND SECOND KILL YOUR PARENTS
03-21-07

PRETTYBIRD
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Married To The Sea comic: open this * Text: ONLY FAGS OPEN THIS
03-20-07

open this
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Married To The Sea comic: forehead * Text: All right, guys...he's out. Orderly, pass me a fountain pen. I am about to start the procedure in which I draw a spurting penis on the patient's forehead.
03-19-07

forehead
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Married To The Sea comic: fortune telling head in a box * Text: It's pretty easy to make a living as a fortune-telling head-in-a-box. All you have to do is figure out a way to make your entire body invisible. Except your head.
03-18-07

fortune telling head in a box
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Married To The Sea comic: jerkoff library * Text: LIBRARY There it is. See? Library. That's all it says. Nothing at all about jerking off.
03-17-07

jerkoff library
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Married To The Sea comic: sculptor * Text: That sculpture is excellent, bro. I would totally buy a t-shirt with that sculpture on it. A picture of the sculpture. Well, I would if I weren't so broke. Where do you get your chisels btw?
03-16-07

sculptor
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Married To The Sea comic: liberators * Text: We're approaching the Swiss coast now, gentlemen. Fire a warning shot. Commander...isnt's Switzerland neutral? They look pretty pissed. Nonsense! We'll be greeted as liberators. If I were a Switzerland I wouldn't want to be liberated by a boat full of pussies. Would you?
03-15-07

liberators
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Married To The Sea comic: choochoo * Text: You're finished! Yaaaaaay! You're such a pretty dog, Choochoo. Want to lick the paintbrush? Mmmm, that's good. Choochoo loooooves her lead-mercury face paint. Mmmmmm.
03-14-07

choochoo
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Married To The Sea comic: crisp up * Text: And, okay, you got him? All right. Just set him on, you know, a chair... table... whatever. I'd leave this one for about fifteen, seventeen minutes. Just enough to crisp up a little.
03-13-07

crisp up
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Married To The Sea comic: ghost horse * Text: What happened then? Well, the two brothers sat down, convinced they were safe. Several minutes passed until one of them turned...around...to FIND THE GHOST HORSE RIGHT BEHIND THEM AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
03-12-07

ghost horse
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Married To The Sea comic: zero * Text: Which one of you assholes invented zero? Actually, what the fuck is a zero? This is bullshit.
03-11-07

zero
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Married To The Sea comic: percival and the bed * Text: At the forty-ninth day of the competition, only Percival and his younger brother remained alive. Their sister, and both parents, had perished in the quest to win a free bed. I'm going to win this, Percy, his brother said, and pulled a handful of chocolate chip cookies from his pocket. I've got enough cookies to keep me alive for at least a week! Percival had poisoned the cookies. As his brother began to foam and convulse on the floor, he cast down his crutches, and hopped to the bed with his
03-10-07

percival and the bed
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Married To The Sea comic: binder * Text: Here's a paper from my binder. Oh, okay, I'm going to read it. It's a deposition filed by th Psyche! Fuck your paper, dude.
03-09-07

binder
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Married To The Sea comic: dictionary * Text: You can't just make up words. You have to go through me. It'll be twenty dollars to put your word in the dictionary. Ten for the word, and ten for making up a word without asking the guy who writes the dictionary.
03-08-07

dictionary
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Married To The Sea comic: copying machine * Text: Yeah, I'm actually pretty good at copying. I copy faster than anyone else here. Ask the Bookmaster. He'll tell you. I'm like a machine. A copying machine.
03-07-07

copying machine
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Married To The Sea comic: dear xerxes * Text: My Dearest Xerxes, It is with great sadness that I must convey such a ponderous message to you, but the pursuit of truth demands it. I'm in your mailbox, breaking up with you. Fondly, Louise
03-06-07

dear xerxes
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Married To The Sea comic: emovisible * Text: The Emovisible Man Four interchangeable haircuts Fits all standard armwarmers/wristbands Mad at Dad Only $4.00
03-05-07

emovisible
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Married To The Sea comic: feetcold * Text: Have you caught anything? Well, I got a bad case of my feet are real cold.
03-04-07

feetcold
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Married To The Sea comic: literacy rate * Text: RABBIT! Get back here and clean my house! I command you! Rabbit! Clean. LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LITERACY RATE IS AROUND HERE BUT IF YOU CAN READ YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE CHAPTER IN MY MANUAL ENTITLED
03-03-07

literacy rate
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Married To The Sea comic: s s erotic bagel * Text: Men...you were fortunate enough to ride on the ultimate voyage of the old Bage. A finer ship could not be found. We'll miss her.
03-02-07

s s erotic bagel
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Married To The Sea comic: dang dang * Text: I love it when they call me big DANG DANG I only smoke blunts if they roll DANG DANG (I got the DANG DANG girl, you didn't know?)
03-01-07

dang dang
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec