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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: lobster * Text: Dennis, the kids love having lobster. Let's do this more often! All right. Kids, you like eatin' whole animals? Yeah? Well, great, because next week we're having cats.
11-30-07

lobster
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Married To The Sea comic: window scraper * Text: Well, Einstein, if I use something soft on the window, how am I going to be able to scrape?
11-29-07

window scraper
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Married To The Sea comic: mouth on dick * Text: George W. Bush 43rd President (2000-2008) Presidential Trivia: First and only president to prefer corporate kickbacks to actual, mouth-on-dick blowjobs.
11-28-07

mouth on dick
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Married To The Sea comic: fixed some of the wires * Text: Okay, that should be it! Go inside and see if your fan fiction loads correctly now. I've fixed some of the wires.
11-27-07

fixed some of the wires
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Married To The Sea comic: civil war mercenaries * Text: Let's see...well, the manual says we're actually not supposed to be unloading our muskets directly into crowds of Iraqis. Huh.
11-26-07

civil war mercenaries
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Married To The Sea comic: disks * Text: Porn Porn GIF Porn Science Files School Projects Sound files
11-25-07

disks
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Married To The Sea comic: necktie * Text: I'd be glad to take a look at your son. Before we get started, though, can you explain how you two had a child? Which one of you wears the necktie? Or do you both.
11-24-07

necktie
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Married To The Sea comic: this is your boss * Text: This is your boss. I saw you looking at
11-23-07

this is your boss
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Married To The Sea comic: reset button * Text: I've got his head stabilized, Doctor. Copy. You keep him there while I hit the reset button. This should remove all of your bad parenting up to this point.
11-22-07

reset button
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Married To The Sea comic: harmful and boring * Text: Q: What looks fun and rewarding at 3am on television, but is harmful and boring in real life? A: Getting out of bed
11-21-07

harmful and boring
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Married To The Sea comic: left handed * Text: Nurse, are you ready? I'm going to make the first incision. Oh my god...wait...am I left handed? I'm holding the scalpel in my left hand...is this how I usually do it?! Nurse, can I get your opinion? Do you think I should do this one with my left hand...or my right...the left? Ha ha, gotcha! Okay, first incision coming up. Hell yeah. Left handed. That's what I thought.
11-20-07

left handed
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Married To The Sea comic: not good with paper * Text: George! My letter paper is too big to go in this envelope. How do I make it go? It makes me mad! Have you tried folding it? It makes me mad inside my head!
11-19-07

not good with paper
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Married To The Sea comic: life in 2050 * Text: LIFE IN 2050 Hello, this is Sudha, can I have the last two hundred digits of your account number? American customer service representatives will fake sub-continental accents to compete with overseas call centers, and will be assigned fake names like
11-18-07

life in 2050
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Married To The Sea comic: racist rightwing news netwo * Text: You god-damned idiot! It's
11-17-07

racist rightwing news netwo
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Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati wiremobile * Text: Voting day arrived, and the ballots were counted and the figures tallied and double-checked. By a thin margin, a wiremobile station was to be built, rather than an
11-16-07

cincinnati wiremobile
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Married To The Sea comic: have it back * Text: What a pretty package! It's lovely, Thomas, and of course you can have it back when I die.
11-15-07

have it back
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Married To The Sea comic: labeled * Text: HOLY SHIT! Ybe shovh meitb dpz hynowf ibwr yhr I thought these would be labeled
11-14-07

labeled
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Married To The Sea comic: breakfast with water * Text: The American Doctors' Council On Health recommends a breakfast with water, salt, chicken dinner, fruits, and blood pressure.
11-13-07

breakfast with water
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Married To The Sea comic: birds are like bloggers * Text: No! Bird! Don't look at us! Look ahead! We'll fall out of the sky! Quit waving! That's distracting him! Just stare straight ahead and flap your arm. Birds are like bloggers...they repeat what they see.
11-12-07

birds are like bloggers
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Married To The Sea comic: coffees ready * Text: Coffee's ready, hon. Want me to pour you a cup? No thanks. I'll get my own as soon as I'm done grinding this thing.
11-11-07

coffees ready
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Married To The Sea comic: business thinking * Text: I don't know how to get out of this square. We're trapped. If only there were a way to imagine ourselves...outside of this square.
11-10-07

business thinking
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Married To The Sea comic: hard white structures * Text: Doctor! Am I going to be all right? Well, I'm afraid we're not sure yet. You appear to have over two hundred hard, white structures distributed throughout your entire body.
11-09-07

hard white structures
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Married To The Sea comic: other trees * Text: Well, the main difference between these and other trees is that these are real small, and portable. Some would say that makes them better than other trees...but I would say that makes them way better than other trees.
11-08-07

other trees
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Married To The Sea comic: bills keeping you up * Text: BILLS keeping you up late? Try drinking.
11-07-07

bills keeping you up
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Married To The Sea comic: barack obama begins his run for the presidency * Text: BULLETINS Jesus, Larry! Larry! Are you jerking off again?! A little. Fuck all of these assholes. I'm going to be the first black president.
11-06-07

barack obama begins his run for the presidency
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Married To The Sea comic: air conditioner * Text: The landlord led me into a dark, humid room at the back of his office.
11-05-07

air conditioner
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Married To The Sea comic: blackwater * Text: I told you I worked for Blackwater, you motherfucking tree! I don't give a fuck! I'll cut off your other tree arm if I want. Uh, your other branch.
11-04-07

blackwater
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Married To The Sea comic: wait for coal * Text: You hurry up, now! No-one likes to wait for coal.
11-03-07

wait for coal
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Married To The Sea comic: home of * Text: the United States of America Home of shit like this
11-02-07

home of
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Married To The Sea comic: no study hall * Text: You keep pulling, Jake. I'll keep working on this. It's due in a couple hours. I didn't even get my study hall today, dude, isn't that bullshit?
11-01-07

no study hall
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec