Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-07: boat is frozos

Married To The Sea comic: boat is frozos * Text: 

ohhhh boat is frozos


Get a boat you guys!

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10-30-07: eye doctor

Married To The Sea comic: eye doctor * Text: 

Okay, your right eye looks good. Let's have a look at  your left. Okay. Also good. Your black circles are doing fine. Also, the colored part is looking excellent.

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10-29-07: prescription

Married To The Sea comic: prescription * Text: 

Get drunk every night

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10-28-07: unknown fluid

Married To The Sea comic: unknown fluid * Text: 

Log Report: Unknown Fluid


The unknown fluid sample, procured from the experimenter, has been determined to be human semen.


ABSTRACT: Experimenter suggests that 730 samples be taken over the next calendar year, to be sure.

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10-27-07: american teenagers

Married To The Sea comic: american teenagers * Text: 

This peculiar temperment...the awful cravings of my bitter life...nobody understands me.


Except American teenagers.

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10-26-07: what is canada hiding

Married To The Sea comic: what is canada hiding * Text: 

United States


Take your rainbow dollars back across the border, liberal!


Canada


Bonjour! Welcome to Canada! Home of all Canadians.

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10-25-07: full of books

Married To The Sea comic: full of books * Text: 

There's nothing

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10-24-07: flippin the bird

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Jack, I was lookin' at these blueprints on lunch just now...here at the top, you see how that part is in the blue ballpoint? And, I mean, maybe just me, but it looks kind of like a hand flippin' the bird.

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10-23-07: flute is awesome

Married To The Sea comic: flute is awesome * Text: 

Phooooooooot. Phoooooooooooooooweeeeeeet. Tweet. Tweet.


Hell yeah, this flute is awesome. Thanks, dead guy.

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10-22-07: dad loves the superbar

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We shoulda had this at the Superbar. God damn it.

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10-21-07: symmetrical

Married To The Sea comic: symmetrical * Text: 

You're not centered. You got n extra guy on your left.


What?


And the one guy has a stick, but the guy on your right doesn't.


Fool! I shall have your family slain before you!


Feel free...at least my family is symmetrical.

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10-20-07: college makes you an asshol

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Well, this may have taken us five years and $80,000, but it'll be worth it now that I can turn my nose up at people who didn't finish college.


Or went to community college.


Ha! Yeah, community college.


Or Criminal Justice majors.


And Criminal Justice majors.

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10-19-07: situps hide a boner

Married To The Sea comic: situps hide a boner * Text: 

Cool!


Sit-Ups Hide a Boner

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10-18-07: left titty

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I'll let you see my left titty...if you give me the entire island of Manhattan.


Shit, that's a really good deal.

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10-17-07: barrel payment

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NOOOOO! MY BARRELS!


I'm sorry, sir...but you haven't made a barrel payment in three months.

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10-16-07: GREAT CIRCLE

Married To The Sea comic: GREAT CIRCLE * Text: 

STAY IN THE VASE


Great circle, please advise me! What course in life shall I follow?

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10-15-07: at least seven

Married To The Sea comic: at least seven * Text: 

You want me to marry you? Well, that depends...are you at least seven?

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10-14-07: castle on fire

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They set our castle on fire! What kind of shit is that? I thought it was made out of rocks.

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10-13-07: florida water

Married To The Sea comic: florida water * Text: 

FLORIDA


The water tastes like dirty feet been sittin' in it

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10-12-07: political cartoon 2

Married To The Sea comic: political cartoon 2 * Text: 

POLITICAL CARTOON


I'll deliver these to the United States, sir.


George Bush


Problems


Problems


Problems

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10-11-07: ten thousand

Married To The Sea comic: ten thousand * Text: 

10,000 Vicodins


Here's my prescription.


Damn, ten thousand vicodins? Wonder what happened to this guy.

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10-10-07: keep exercising

Married To The Sea comic: keep exercising * Text: 

Keep exercising!


No, you don't look like a moron...why?

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10-09-07: fruit boat

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Fruit! Fruit boa-- Ma'am, would you like some fruit?


No, thank you. I'm waiting for the Pizza Rolls boat.

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10-08-07: faith based astronomy

Married To The Sea comic: faith based astronomy * Text: 

If my calculations are correct...it seems that the Sun was made by God and don't question it.

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10-07-07: dont stabbos

Married To The Sea comic: dont stabbos * Text: 

NO! Don't stabbos!


ohhhh hurtos

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10-06-07: rental leggings

Married To The Sea comic: rental leggings * Text: 

Great. Now I have to go return these rental leggings.


Even after donning the era-appropriate clothing and haircut, Jonas, like anyone with taste or sense, found it completely impossible to enjoy the works of William Shakespeare.

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10-05-07: new illustrations

Married To The Sea comic: new illustrations * Text: 

I don't like the new illustrations!


I hate it when you do anything different!

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10-04-07: life in reverse

Married To The Sea comic: life in reverse * Text: 

YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL NOW HAPPEN AAIN, BUT IN REVERSE


Oh, cool. This is the time I broke my back. Super.


Great. Now I'm a baby.

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10-03-07: buttered crons

Married To The Sea comic: buttered crons * Text: 

Good evening, you two. Welcome to King's Island. Our featured entree today is three slabs of baby back ribs with a side of a full pound of buttered cron. May I recommend the cron to the lady, as she is very beautiful.


For the appetizer, I will suggest the full pound of cron dogs, or you can get two pounds if you are hungry.

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10-02-07: my special day mine

Married To The Sea comic: my special day mine * Text: 

You are invited...


My wedding


Time: 4:30 pm


Date: MY SPECIAL DAY. IT IS MY SPECIAL DAY!!! MINE!!! I GET TO MAKE THE DECISIONS!!! MINE!

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10-01-07: pro wrestling

Married To The Sea comic: pro wrestling * Text: 

If my calculations are correct...why, this is unexpected. It seems that professional wrestling...is faked!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec