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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: boat is frozos * Text: ohhhh boat is frozos Get a boat you guys!
10-31-07

boat is frozos
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Married To The Sea comic: eye doctor * Text: Okay, your right eye looks good. Let's have a look at your left. Okay. Also good. Your black circles are doing fine. Also, the colored part is looking excellent.
10-30-07

eye doctor
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Married To The Sea comic: prescription * Text: Get drunk every night
10-29-07

prescription
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Married To The Sea comic: unknown fluid * Text: Log Report: Unknown Fluid The unknown fluid sample, procured from the experimenter, has been determined to be human semen. ABSTRACT: Experimenter suggests that 730 samples be taken over the next calendar year, to be sure.
10-28-07

unknown fluid
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Married To The Sea comic: american teenagers * Text: This peculiar temperment...the awful cravings of my bitter life...nobody understands me. Except American teenagers.
10-27-07

american teenagers
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Married To The Sea comic: what is canada hiding * Text: United States Take your rainbow dollars back across the border, liberal! Canada Bonjour! Welcome to Canada! Home of all Canadians.
10-26-07

what is canada hiding
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Married To The Sea comic: full of books * Text: There's nothing
10-25-07

full of books
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Married To The Sea comic: flippin the bird * Text: Jack, I was lookin' at these blueprints on lunch just now...here at the top, you see how that part is in the blue ballpoint? And, I mean, maybe just me, but it looks kind of like a hand flippin' the bird.
10-24-07

flippin the bird
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Married To The Sea comic: flute is awesome * Text: Phooooooooot. Phoooooooooooooooweeeeeeet. Tweet. Tweet. Hell yeah, this flute is awesome. Thanks, dead guy.
10-23-07

flute is awesome
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Married To The Sea comic: dad loves the superbar * Text: We shoulda had this at the Superbar. God damn it.
10-22-07

dad loves the superbar
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Married To The Sea comic: symmetrical * Text: You're not centered. You got n extra guy on your left. What? And the one guy has a stick, but the guy on your right doesn't. Fool! I shall have your family slain before you! Feel free...at least my family is symmetrical.
10-21-07

symmetrical
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Married To The Sea comic: college makes you an asshol * Text: Well, this may have taken us five years and $80,000, but it'll be worth it now that I can turn my nose up at people who didn't finish college. Or went to community college. Ha! Yeah, community college. Or Criminal Justice majors. And Criminal Justice majors.
10-20-07

college makes you an asshol
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Married To The Sea comic: situps hide a boner * Text: Cool! Sit-Ups Hide a Boner
10-19-07

situps hide a boner
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Married To The Sea comic: left titty * Text: I'll let you see my left titty...if you give me the entire island of Manhattan. Shit, that's a really good deal.
10-18-07

left titty
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Married To The Sea comic: barrel payment * Text: NOOOOO! MY BARRELS! I'm sorry, sir...but you haven't made a barrel payment in three months.
10-17-07

barrel payment
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Married To The Sea comic: GREAT CIRCLE * Text: STAY IN THE VASE Great circle, please advise me! What course in life shall I follow?
10-16-07

GREAT CIRCLE
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Married To The Sea comic: at least seven * Text: You want me to marry you? Well, that depends...are you at least seven?
10-15-07

at least seven
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Married To The Sea comic: castle on fire * Text: They set our castle on fire! What kind of shit is that? I thought it was made out of rocks.
10-14-07

castle on fire
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Married To The Sea comic: florida water * Text: FLORIDA The water tastes like dirty feet been sittin' in it
10-13-07

florida water
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Married To The Sea comic: political cartoon 2 * Text: POLITICAL CARTOON I'll deliver these to the United States, sir. George Bush Problems Problems Problems
10-12-07

political cartoon 2
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Married To The Sea comic: ten thousand * Text: 10,000 Vicodins Here's my prescription. Damn, ten thousand vicodins? Wonder what happened to this guy.
10-11-07

ten thousand
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Married To The Sea comic: keep exercising * Text: Keep exercising! No, you don't look like a moron...why?
10-10-07

keep exercising
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Married To The Sea comic: fruit boat * Text: Fruit! Fruit boa-- Ma'am, would you like some fruit? No, thank you. I'm waiting for the Pizza Rolls boat.
10-09-07

fruit boat
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Married To The Sea comic: faith based astronomy * Text: If my calculations are correct...it seems that the Sun was made by God and don't question it.
10-08-07

faith based astronomy
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Married To The Sea comic: dont stabbos * Text: NO! Don't stabbos! ohhhh hurtos
10-07-07

dont stabbos
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Married To The Sea comic: rental leggings * Text: Great. Now I have to go return these rental leggings. Even after donning the era-appropriate clothing and haircut, Jonas, like anyone with taste or sense, found it completely impossible to enjoy the works of William Shakespeare.
10-06-07

rental leggings
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Married To The Sea comic: new illustrations * Text: I don't like the new illustrations! I hate it when you do anything different!
10-05-07

new illustrations
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Married To The Sea comic: life in reverse * Text: YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL NOW HAPPEN AAIN, BUT IN REVERSE Oh, cool. This is the time I broke my back. Super. Great. Now I'm a baby.
10-04-07

life in reverse
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Married To The Sea comic: buttered crons * Text: Good evening, you two. Welcome to King's Island. Our featured entree today is three slabs of baby back ribs with a side of a full pound of buttered cron. May I recommend the cron to the lady, as she is very beautiful. For the appetizer, I will suggest the full pound of cron dogs, or you can get two pounds if you are hungry.
10-03-07

buttered crons
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Married To The Sea comic: my special day mine * Text: You are invited... My wedding Time: 4:30 pm Date: MY SPECIAL DAY. IT IS MY SPECIAL DAY!!! MINE!!! I GET TO MAKE THE DECISIONS!!! MINE!
10-02-07

my special day mine
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Married To The Sea comic: pro wrestling * Text: If my calculations are correct...why, this is unexpected. It seems that professional wrestling...is faked!
10-01-07

pro wrestling
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec