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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: americas illegal immigrants * Text: America's Illegal Immigrants Building the world of tomorrow...today! For $1.58 an hour
04-30-08

americas illegal immigrants
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Married To The Sea comic: historical accuracy * Text: I'm sorry, sir, but I couldn't hear that. Can you repeat what you just said? THERE'S NO HISTORICAL ACCURACY AT ALL IN THIS COMIC PRESS 3 IF YOU HEARD ME THIS TIME
04-29-08

historical accuracy
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Married To The Sea comic: dewey decimal system * Text: This is such bullshit. I went to college for six years to learn the Dewey Decimal system, and now they want to change to the Library of Congress classification. I can't take this sitting down... I have to stand up for library science! I'm gonna tell that board that this library is a Dewey Decimal library, if they don't like it, they can check their books out elsewhere! 2 Didn't we just build a wall yesterday? This is bullshit.
04-28-08

dewey decimal system
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Married To The Sea comic: think aboutos * Text: I ain't no god-damn son of a bitch You better think aboutos, baby!
04-27-08

think aboutos
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Married To The Sea comic: you look just like my daughter * Text: Oh, no! I forgot I have Alzheimer's!
04-26-08

you look just like my daughter
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Married To The Sea comic: you dont tell me * Text: Why don't we do it like this, man... You don't tell me where to spray my DDT and I won't tell you to cut those steaks a little thicker so they don't dry out on the grill. And, for the record, I ain't seen one mosquito in your macaroni salad since I started pesticidin' last year.
04-25-08

you dont tell me
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Married To The Sea comic: better hide this one * Text: When a man lies with a man As he lies with a woman, This act is no problem to God Shit, I'd better hide this one.
04-24-08

better hide this one
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Married To The Sea comic: finest corn dog * Text: The hell are you talking about, Lonnie? Ol' Redwings here is the finest corn dog in the state. He'll find us some corn by noon, or my name ain't Lonnie too.
04-23-08

finest corn dog
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Married To The Sea comic: oops thats not funny * Text: 2021: A small group of rogue Americans hijack an airplane and fly it into the Burj Al-Arab, in Dubai. The United Arab Emirates spend the next five years invading Canada and torturing its citizens, eventually leaving over 80,000 dead. Oops, that's not funny.
04-22-08

oops thats not funny
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Married To The Sea comic: what would be cooler * Text:
04-21-08

what would be cooler
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Married To The Sea comic: kill the lights * Text: Kill the lights, Joe... he's already dead. Looks like he choked on a band-aid. FIRST AID
04-20-08

kill the lights
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Married To The Sea comic: soylent green * Text: ME? You want me to help you make soylent green? I'd be thrilled! Oh, heavens!
04-19-08

soylent green
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Married To The Sea comic: this is what i get * Text: Okay... I'm typing... can you repeat that? Lower-case r... m... dash... r... f. Enter. Okay, looks like it went through. Wait, what? What do you mean,
04-18-08

this is what i get
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Married To The Sea comic: gardening is therapeutic * Text: Oh, yeah? Therapeutic?! You know what would be a lot more therapeutic than gardening? If you went back in time and didn't give the military permission to torture.
04-17-08

gardening is therapeutic
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Married To The Sea comic: is that prons * Text: Is that... is that prons? Showos. Oh, that is some prons. Why do you havos?
04-16-08

is that prons
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Married To The Sea comic: tracking number 14 * Text: Take Things On Boat Company Parcel status: Loaded onto ship Est. Delivery Date: 1890 2 FEB 89: BARREL LOADED 3 FEB 89: BARREL ON SHIP 14 AUG 89: STILL ON SHIP 8 NOV 89: STILL ON SHIP SHIPPED Tracking Number: 14
04-15-08

tracking number 14
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Married To The Sea comic: each take a titty * Text: What? You can't give babies Benadryl tablets?! That's some bullshit. How about this... swallow six or eight of 'em yourself, and in a half-hour, me and the baby'll each take a titty and go to sleep.
04-14-08

each take a titty
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Married To The Sea comic: american rules darts * Text: Three bullseyes for you, again! That ties us at nine hundred. My throw. Say, before I go, Jim... you think we oughta back up a little? These
04-13-08

american rules darts
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Married To The Sea comic: twenty years till cmd z * Text: EL Elron... What the hell kind of name is that? Swedish? How... oh, god dammit. It's an initial.
04-12-08

twenty years till cmd z
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Married To The Sea comic: lawnmower drama * Text: This is some great gasoline, lawnmower. Mmmm. Thanks. Listen... I like mowing the lawn. It's one of my favorite jobs around the house... But we never do anything else. You don't want to go out, don't even want to go to the grocery with me... All you want to do is mow the lawn. I just think we'd be better friends than lovers. Okay, cool... I'm glad we had this talk. Hey, it's looking like it's getting late. I'm gonna jet... you can finish my gasoline.
04-11-08

lawnmower drama
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Married To The Sea comic: coq au vin * Text: I got me some coq au vin! Everybody got they plate, but they ain't chipped in. This type of shit calls for bay and thyme... you gotta saute before you add some wine.
04-10-08

coq au vin
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Married To The Sea comic: medical school * Text: Your graduation is at seven? Seven at night? You know I can't be there, Lisa... that's when my programs are on. Did you tell them that? Well, I think some people do graduate from medical school twice. You haven't heard of a double doctor? No? Maybe I should be graduating, and you should study more.
04-09-08

medical school
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Married To The Sea comic: cold sore * Text: No, other side. Right below your... yeah, right there. It doesn't look like food to me... maybe a cold sore? Were you on Rock of Love recently?
04-08-08

cold sore
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Married To The Sea comic: seven twenty * Text: 7:20 Balance accounts every night
04-07-08

seven twenty
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Married To The Sea comic: biofuel revolution * Text: The Biofuel Revolution Corn prices have tripled in the past two years. How is this changing farmers' lives? A. More children of farmers attend college B. Additional income allows those who produce our food to enjoy a higher quality of life C. Farmers continue their unending life of manual labor, toil D. All of the above Answer: C
04-06-08

biofuel revolution
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Married To The Sea comic: back home for thanksgiving * Text:
04-05-08

back home for thanksgiving
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Married To The Sea comic: 99 accessories * Text: The 1983 Subaru GL Turbo Station Wagon 99 accessories but a hitch ain't one
04-04-08

99 accessories
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Married To The Sea comic: almost * Text: Oh, I'm so very tired of clearing all this snow! It almost makes me want to get off disability and find a job.
04-03-08

almost
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Married To The Sea comic: umbrellas are feminine * Text: Ha ha! Ah, you're great, Liz. I just wish you'd listen to me, because I explained to you already that umbrellas are feminine. Now, if you had a briefcase...sure, I'd carry it. No problem. Hey, is this your boob?
04-02-08

umbrellas are feminine
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Married To The Sea comic: some chick is real mad * Text: Um, no, I'm not just
04-01-08

some chick is real mad
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec