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whats up with this place rex weve been here like a half-hour and all they keep bringin is empty plates its genius isnt it they really push the envelope here
whoa almost forgot the lettuce ma'am excuse me ma'am do you have any lettuce no not like that one i need one thats been pre-wrapped in plastic you never know whos been touching your vegetables
whoa what the hell is that i dont know lets run in front of it just in case
attention all passengers please buckle your train-belts were going to have to hammer down to make it to philly in time whoa im still set to central time my bad
all right red ball in the side poc hold on wheres the side pockets that must be why were still tied
waiter who on earth is that man have you seen him before he eats so much so fast he comes in every day at this time says he in a warrior guild and has to get back to his dungeon raid beats me owmph owmph howwmph
aaaaaah shit i hate balloons what if they pop ugh
i dont mean to be rude gene but when you invited me to spend the holidays with your family well i told you it was nontraditional you thought we did kwanzaa or something moms slipping him a ketamine right now so hes only gonna do his bike thing for a few more minutes just humor him until hes out when hes asleep well open presents
lets hear it for chemists no no youve got it all wrong we cause cancer doctors are the ones who cure cancer well they havent yet actually pick up the pace doctors were way ahead
twenty-seven another red number mark my words mother when wesley snipes gets out of prison hes gonna have an ass kicking waiting for him on his doorstep
listen kid i wanna make sure i aint waste my time with you are you in this for real i aint spend my time on some fake-ass skater perpetrator you know what im saying
your shoulder hurts come on beth weve got four hundred miles to go youll never make it to atlantis with that attitude
no no conrad you do want this medicine it makes that certain part of the male anatomy bigger no not your hand
i send him out for olive oil and he brings me back canola oil what the hells a canola
okay okay if you insist ill tell you but you have to promise not to repeat it promise okay start at the level as usual but where you see the turtles jump up above and hit the block a beanstalk will grow out of the block and you climb that theres like i dont know two hundred coins up there i never had time to count cause im always too busy whipping ass at mario
stop begging dog i already prayed for you this morning youre not getting left-overs now
champagne ugh champagne has grapes in it too i need some soy wine im grapetose intolerant
my apologies sir i didnt see that you had brought your own mega gulp glass ill be right back with some more champagne
ah look josephine im really sorry but the truth is compared to your sister youre just a little fugly just a touch nothing big but you know enough to make a difference so okay josephina you got my card just hold onto that and ill see you at eight tomorrow
none of the guests wanted my pork cheesecake hors d'oeuvres this is after refusing to touch the horse confit philistines several of them requested little hot-dogs chef very well i will make their little hot-dogs let us both hope that the taste of my tears in the hot-dog batter is not too complex a flavor for these animals
a toast frances lets do a toast im trying to read mother yes to learning to read youll do it one day frances
what if i fly real low the angel asked and just strafe a little i been wanting to do that ever since i got that jet pack in san andreas maybe just blow up one car the shepherd placed his hand on the angels shoulder no my friend he told the angel the shooting can not begin until you complete the seventh seal mission when you have witnessed the destruction of humanity you may fly through the city at will also a rocket launcher will appear next to your save spot
mother come quick theres a boy here and he he has sleeves at our toga party well quintus have the child drag a cross to calvary and hang him there until he has died
hey heidi wow is that your online journal what are you writing about oh it's boring nothing that you want to entry number one mark keeps looking over my shoulder im hoping entry number two will be about my coworker mark going back to his desk and minding his own business
ladies listen up we only have 14 weeks left before we hit the chicken-chopper please tell me y'all are freaky enough to let me hit that before all y'all's down falls out
now kick your left leg out just like that next game youre playing do this instead of falling down like a little dumb loser right before you get to third base
you see this broccoli i got eddy thinking its a rare japanese tree that i special order he calls himself lord of the forest now and i watch all the lifetime movies i can stomach ha thats a good one i wish my husband would fall for that only way i can get him off the american movie classics is by droppin a few benadryls in the goober grape and offering to make lunch
here's a month's supply for you i don't really recommend zoloft for athlete's foot but hey i'm just a doctor i'm sure the information you got from that television ad is much more up to date than my actual medical education
ah, the crisp air, the gentle tug of the sleigh through the fresh snow. it's like going back in time, when I was ten years old, on yet another slow, boring sleigh ride
whoa, this ice motorcycle keeps sliding out from under me! I wonder if the salesman gave me a regular motorcycle for the price of an ice motorcycle.
do I want what? a ride in the hermit cab? uh, no... I'm just here lookin' for some gold and stuff, man.
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
