Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-08: not even a boob

Married To The Sea comic: not even a boob * Text: 

Not a creature was stirring / not even a boob.

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01-30-08: stupid games

Married To The Sea comic: stupid games * Text: 

Think of it this way, Grady...if you were me, would you want to fly across the world every week and go on adventures, or stay at home playing stupid games with a nine-year-old? Come on.

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01-29-08: bitches in tubs

Married To The Sea comic: bitches in tubs * Text: 

I thought there were going to be some swarthy men joining me...they'd better start suicide-bombing pretty goddamn soon, or I'm going to go crazy being stuck here in heaven with a bunch of bitches in tubs.

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01-28-08: skydivers view on furry

Married To The Sea comic: skydivers view on furry * Text: 

Ha! You want to know what I think about

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01-27-08: chest pains

Married To The Sea comic: chest pains * Text: 

CHEST PAINS?


It might have been the 53,940 Fruit Roll-Ups you ate.

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01-26-08: phew

Married To The Sea comic: phew * Text: 

Phew!


I'm white anglo-saxon protestant'ed out. Let's go home.

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01-25-08: little more debt

Married To The Sea comic: little more debt * Text: 

I love being on the water, Eddie! I just wish we were in a little more debt.


This new boat is great! I just wish I had a face lift and tummy tuck.

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01-24-08: fruit vendors dont give a fuuuuck

Married To The Sea comic: fruit vendors dont give a fuuuuck * Text: 

Banana? I thought I heard someone say...you? Okay. Just the one? That'll be five cents.


Here, hold my cigarette.

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01-23-08: brush three times

Married To The Sea comic: brush three times * Text: 

Now, take this floss and brush, and make sure you use them three ti...mphh...paaahaha!


Ha ha ha ha!


Ha ha! Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. Once a week is fine.

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01-22-08: horse chicks

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Oh, no! My beautiful hat!


HATS UP, HORSE CHICKS DOWN


PEACE

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01-21-08: womens fencing recruit

Married To The Sea comic: womens fencing recruit * Text: 

Listen, ladies...I'm going to take a pass on this fencing deal. If I'm gonna get stabbed like that, I want free dinner and margaritas. At the very least.

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01-20-08: never forget

Married To The Sea comic: never forget * Text: 

NEVER FORGET


The capital of New York is Albany, not New York City.

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01-19-08: problem area shorts

Married To The Sea comic: problem area shorts * Text: 

All right, Fred, you can stop walking. The good news is that you're in perfect health.


The only problem area we found was your shorts. We'd like to see you wearing a different kind the next time you see us.

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01-18-08: same city different universe

Married To The Sea comic: same city different universe * Text: 

Oh, Ruby! I love this song! Living robot God delusion anti-robot demolition! North American anti-world robot God circumstance! Robot government superpower anti-world satellite! Nuclear God superpower satellite superpower!


Living robot God delusion anti-robot demolition. North American anti-world robot God circumstance.

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01-17-08: masters degree

Married To The Sea comic: masters degree * Text: 

Congratulations on attaining your Master's Degree!


Here's an application form for the Renaissance Faire.

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01-16-08: delivered next to cave

Married To The Sea comic: delivered next to cave * Text: 

Son of a bitch! No package?! I checked it at work, and of course it said

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01-15-08: bring me the drivemaker

Married To The Sea comic: bring me the drivemaker * Text: 

And then...after the user has broken the seal...only then will he see that the formatted capacity is only ninety-three percent of the advertised capacity!


Philippe, bring me the drivemaker. Tell him I have...a suggestion.

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01-14-08: wisdom of the natives

Married To The Sea comic: wisdom of the natives * Text: 

Listen, kid, you're gonna be propped up on my back for many moons. Quit your crying or I'll strap your ass to the roof like Mitt Romney's dog.

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01-13-08: its a dog

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Congratulations!


It's a dog!

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01-12-08: realdoll rescue

Married To The Sea comic: realdoll rescue * Text: 

Oh, thank christ the fire department's here already. These goddamn RealDolls go up like christmas trees if they so much as smell a house fire.

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01-11-08: about a half hour

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Geoffrey, unless you're a plant from the Board of Education, I'll need you to stay after class for about a half-hour.

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01-10-08: my saddle isnt in here

Married To The Sea comic: my saddle isnt in here * Text: 

My saddle isn't in here, either. How on earth am I going to get to work today?

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01-09-08: honest realtor

Married To The Sea comic: honest realtor * Text: 

FOR SALE


Price Lowered / Market is Fucked

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01-08-08: bad self esteem

Married To The Sea comic: bad self esteem * Text: 

Young lady! Can you find another place to have bad self-esteem?

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01-07-08: mouthwash

Married To The Sea comic: mouthwash * Text: 

One day you'll grow up and get married, too, Heather. That's when you'll discover that you can sip mouthwash all day long, and nobody can tell you've been drinking.

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01-06-08: florist

Married To The Sea comic: florist * Text: 

Plants provide the oxygen we breathe. The job of a florist is to cut down and kill plants, because they are pretty.

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01-05-08: shoulder treatment

Married To The Sea comic: shoulder treatment * Text: 

Yes, unfortunately, it's going to hurt a whole lot. If you'd just wear your shoulder circles more often, like your mom says, we wouldn't have to do this.

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01-04-08: books

Married To The Sea comic: books * Text: 

If you have books in your house... your kids will eventually find them.


Knowledge is danger. Keep books out of your house before it's too late.

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01-03-08: primitive optometry

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01-02-08: landlord wiring job

Married To The Sea comic: landlord wiring job * Text: 

Let's see... neutral wired to hot... and hot wired to neutral. Perfect! The 120v current running on the surface of every metal object in the house should remind the tenants that electricity is dangerous.

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01-01-08: usual pastor

Married To The Sea comic: usual pastor * Text: 

Hello, everyone. Your usual pastor is on vacation. I know that technically, a woman isn't allowed to lead a church ceremony, but if it makes any of you more comfortable, I can fuck an altar boy after I'm finished with the sermon.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec