archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Hey, man, any way you could cut those boils off the pig and sell em separate? I already got a pig at home, but I could use some boils. Sorry, buddy. You want the boils, you buy the pig.
Sir, I'll need you to step away from the keyboard. Step... Step away from the keyboard now! This is my internet, bucko!
JAMES MY MAN WHAT CAN I GET YOU THIS FINE EVENING You think I hit you on the pager just to say hi? Get me the bleezy, bro. I haven't taken a shit in a week. SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME FIBER. HOW MANY WHOLE GRAINS ARE YOU EATING
Keep jumping over those hurdles! We'll keep setting them up for as long as it takes you to fall on your dumb face.
Wrong Right
Ladies! Ladies! Stop at once! Do you hear? Stop! You are not to hit with fists. That is not the fantasy. You are to slap. Open hand slaps. I like the sound.
Ah, just about done! Another perfect batch of Grandma's chicken ceviche.
Hey, moron! Get outta the way! Row it or stow it.
Amber Dawn Jenkins Squirrel Fork, Ohio Winner, 2008 Lil' Backyard Breeder Cup "Dog-a-poo" class
I wish the wind would pick up. Yeah, and aren't kites usually pretty big? These are pathetic. I'm glad Headline News repeats on the half-hour or I'd feel like today was a total waste.
Whoa, that chick's got nothing on but waders! What the hell is she doing all the way out here by herself?!
Pick up the pace, damned horse! By the type we get to Brooklyn, these wax electroclash cylinders are going to be worthless!
Here you go, fishy guys. In fact... have a little extra. On the house. Maybe now you won't have to watch your kids grow up to be assholes.
Oyster-barrow! Oyster-barrow's here! Get your oysters 'fore they finish rotting! Oyster-barrow!
Ah, great. Table's crooked. Looks like there's a note... no, it's blank. Huh. There are a few blank papers here. Weird. Where's my mouse, anyway? I thought this was a graphic design job.
You're a good boy, Scamper! Gooood boyyyy. Yyyyyesssss. you do a goooooood job. YYYYYes you do. Much better than Cuddles. YYYYessss.
You want your portrait for free? Ha! You and every other monk. Y'all need to read up on the whole "Free Tibet" thing. It doesn't mean what you think it does, buddy.
Ah, you see that, dog? We build and we enslave, and we scramble, yet from a distance, we're no better than insects, drawn to the scent of honey or the flicker of a candle in the night. Whoa, is that a piece of paper?
Shouldn't we finish that Sphinx nose before we all start gettin' stoned? Nah, man, come on... it'll be more fun this way.
You're right, Carol. That is, indeed, a European Mountain Ash. For a fifty-yard shot, though, I'd recommend a golf club.
Okay, guys... we're really in crunch mode now. I've gotta get this henge on the marked by Friday. You've been working this hard... but I need you to work thiiiis hard. Like this. See my arms? Thiiiis hard.
Do, it Aidan! Grab the kitty! 12,471 Child Gets Hurt.JPG 301 Brand New NASA Science 292 Shuttles New S99 KPC Review
Son of a bitch! How am I gonna know which carpet is mine?
I cleared out my schedule, The weekend was freed / But the fishing was ruined: Forgot to bring weed.
I'm the fire-putter-outer... Twisted fire-putter-outer! Ba-da-now-nuh-now.
Hey, man... my fingers are feelin' kinda weird. Just, like, they hurt, right? But they're also kinda numb when I wake up in the morning. Yours ever do that? No? Well, when I hold up my sword like this, I can feel-- hold on a sec, let me stomp on this guy.
This is taking forever... there's gotta be another hobby I can get into. This is great, Harry! It looks just like a swimsuit.
Oooooohhhhhhhh,,, cognitive dissonance. I wish I could rub some Tiger Balm on my brain.
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"James! The violin player is just pretending! He's got a speaker in there. I don't even think he has strings. And that wine bottle is empty!" "Don't worry about it, honey. I'll just pretend to tip."
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
