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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: pig boils * Text: Hey, man, any way you could cut those boils off the pig and sell em separate? I already got a pig at home, but I could use some boils. Sorry, buddy. You want the boils, you buy the pig.
06-30-08

pig boils
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Married To The Sea comic: internet cop * Text: Sir, I'll need you to step away from the keyboard. Step... Step away from the keyboard now! This is my internet, bucko!
06-29-08

internet cop
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Married To The Sea comic: how many whole grains * Text: JAMES MY MAN WHAT CAN I GET YOU THIS FINE EVENING You think I hit you on the pager just to say hi? Get me the bleezy, bro. I haven't taken a shit in a week. SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME FIBER. HOW MANY WHOLE GRAINS ARE YOU EATING
06-28-08

how many whole grains
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Married To The Sea comic: hurdles * Text: Keep jumping over those hurdles! We'll keep setting them up for as long as it takes you to fall on your dumb face.
06-27-08

hurdles
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Married To The Sea comic: oyster technique * Text: Wrong Right
06-26-08

oyster technique
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Married To The Sea comic: that is not the fantasy * Text: Ladies! Ladies! Stop at once! Do you hear? Stop! You are not to hit with fists. That is not the fantasy. You are to slap. Open hand slaps. I like the sound.
06-25-08

that is not the fantasy
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Married To The Sea comic: grandmas chicken ceviche * Text: Ah, just about done! Another perfect batch of Grandma's chicken ceviche.
06-24-08

grandmas chicken ceviche
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Married To The Sea comic: row it or stow it * Text: Hey, moron! Get outta the way! Row it or stow it.
06-23-08

row it or stow it
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Married To The Sea comic: backyard breeder cup * Text: Amber Dawn Jenkins Squirrel Fork, Ohio Winner, 2008 Lil' Backyard Breeder Cup
06-22-08

backyard breeder cup
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Married To The Sea comic: flying kites * Text: I wish the wind would pick up. Yeah, and aren't kites usually pretty big? These are pathetic. I'm glad Headline News repeats on the half-hour or I'd feel like today was a total waste.
06-21-08

flying kites
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Married To The Sea comic: hot chick over there * Text: Whoa, that chick's got nothing on but waders! What the hell is she doing all the way out here by herself?!
06-20-08

hot chick over there
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Married To The Sea comic: wax electroclash cylinders * Text: Pick up the pace, damned horse! By the type we get to Brooklyn, these wax electroclash cylinders are going to be worthless!
06-19-08

wax electroclash cylinders
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Married To The Sea comic: have a little extra * Text: Here you go, fishy guys. In fact... have a little extra. On the house. Maybe now you won't have to watch your kids grow up to be assholes.
06-18-08

have a little extra
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Married To The Sea comic: oyster barrow * Text: Oyster-barrow! Oyster-barrow's here! Get your oysters 'fore they finish rotting! Oyster-barrow!
06-17-08

oyster barrow
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Married To The Sea comic: graphic design job * Text: Ah, great. Table's crooked. Looks like there's a note... no, it's blank. Huh. There are a few blank papers here. Weird. Where's my mouse, anyway? I thought this was a graphic design job.
06-16-08

graphic design job
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Married To The Sea comic: good boy scamper * Text: You're a good boy, Scamper! Gooood boyyyy. Yyyyyesssss. you do a goooooood job. YYYYYes you do. Much better than Cuddles. YYYYessss.
06-15-08

good boy scamper
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Married To The Sea comic: go climb some stairs * Text: You want your portrait for free? Ha! You and every other monk. Y'all need to read up on the whole
06-14-08

go climb some stairs
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Married To The Sea comic: modern existence * Text: Ah, you see that, dog? We build and we enslave, and we scramble, yet from a distance, we're no better than insects, drawn to the scent of honey or the flicker of a candle in the night. Whoa, is that a piece of paper?
06-13-08

modern existence
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Married To The Sea comic: why the sphinx has no nose * Text: Shouldn't we finish that Sphinx nose before we all start gettin' stoned? Nah, man, come on... it'll be more fun this way.
06-12-08

why the sphinx has no nose
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Married To The Sea comic: european mountain ash * Text: You're right, Carol. That is, indeed, a European Mountain Ash. For a fifty-yard shot, though, I'd recommend a golf club.
06-11-08

european mountain ash
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Married To The Sea comic: flip that henge * Text: Okay, guys... we're really in crunch mode now. I've gotta get this henge on the marked by Friday. You've been working this hard... but I need you to work thiiiis hard. Like this. See my arms? Thiiiis hard.
06-10-08

flip that henge
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Married To The Sea comic: child gets hurt * Text: Do, it Aidan! Grab the kitty! 12,471 Child Gets Hurt.JPG 301 Brand New NASA Science 292 Shuttles New S99 KPC Review
06-09-08

child gets hurt
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Married To The Sea comic: carpet cleaning * Text: Son of a bitch! How am I gonna know which carpet is mine?
06-08-08

carpet cleaning
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Married To The Sea comic: fishing was ruined * Text: I cleared out my schedule, The weekend was freed / But the fishing was ruined: Forgot to bring weed.
06-07-08

fishing was ruined
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Married To The Sea comic: fire putter outer * Text: I'm the fire-putter-outer... Twisted fire-putter-outer! Ba-da-now-nuh-now.
06-06-08

fire putter outer
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Married To The Sea comic: fingers feelin weird * Text: Hey, man... my fingers are feelin' kinda weird. Just, like, they hurt, right? But they're also kinda numb when I wake up in the morning. Yours ever do that? No? Well, when I hold up my sword like this, I can feel-- hold on a sec, let me stomp on this guy.
06-05-08

fingers feelin weird
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Married To The Sea comic: another hobby * Text: This is taking forever... there's gotta be another hobby I can get into. This is great, Harry! It looks just like a swimsuit.
06-04-08

another hobby
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Married To The Sea comic: cognitive dissonance * Text: Oooooohhhhhhhh,,, cognitive dissonance. I wish I could rub some Tiger Balm on my brain.
06-03-08

cognitive dissonance
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Married To The Sea comic: elevated board attachers * Text: Elevated Board Attachers 200 Crane St. Columbus, Ohio 424-8800 No elevation too high No board too wooden
06-02-08

elevated board attachers
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Married To The Sea comic: pretending * Text:
06-01-08

pretending
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec