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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: shitty remote 2 * Text: Shitty remote! Crap! Where the fuck is my plane?! I stole that from my kid in the divorce. Dammit.
05-31-08

shitty remote 2
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Married To The Sea comic: chemistry teacher * Text: Any of you know what this is? No? Nobody knows? It's a good thing I'm a chemistry teacher. You guys would be screwed without me. CH3CH2 C C CH2CH HO OH
05-30-08

chemistry teacher
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Married To The Sea comic: kobe beef of the deep * Text: Ah, yet another day without-- wait... is that... it is! The South Atlantic Oceanic Bulldog! I've never seen one in the flesh. Well, bulldog... let's find out if you truly are the Kobe beef of the deep.
05-29-08

kobe beef of the deep
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Married To The Sea comic: peace corps * Text: Straighten your elbow... okay... lean in... now, really whack the ball this time. Don't just tickle it. Hit it like your son just told you he's joining the Peace Corps.
05-28-08

peace corps
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Married To The Sea comic: chizzeck * Text: Scope cover... check. Mooring rope... check. Drunk as hell... chizzeck.
05-27-08

chizzeck
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Married To The Sea comic: shitmaster flex * Text: SHITMASTERFLEX 2008 PROPZ 2 MY MOM MY DAD
05-26-08

shitmaster flex
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Married To The Sea comic: goodbye * Text: Goodbye housing market
05-25-08

goodbye
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Married To The Sea comic: contour drawing * Text: This looks like a bunch of acid-casualty garbage! I'm never doing a contour drawing again. Lee J. Ames is as full of shit as 50 horses.
05-24-08

contour drawing
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Married To The Sea comic: forensic science * Text: Shit. June 4 Hair taken from the scene appears to be that of a female laboratory technician in her mid-thirties. She appears to be right-handed.
05-23-08

forensic science
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Married To The Sea comic: bingo the new game by rockstar * Text:
05-22-08

bingo the new game by rockstar
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Married To The Sea comic: propeller guy * Text: Hey, propeller guy! How's the wind today? Heh heh... listen, you ever heard of coal? It's kinda like wind power... oh yeah, except it'll never run out. You oughta get some. Get with the program, dude.
05-21-08

propeller guy
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Married To The Sea comic: folded and mutilated * Text: Phew, finally done. I musta folded and mutilated a thousand bucks' worth of crap today. Wonder if the massage parlor is still open. U.S. MAIL No, I'm still not getting anything... You sure you're pressing on the vertebrae that makes me not hate my job?
05-20-08

folded and mutilated
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Married To The Sea comic: honeycomb * Text: Hey! I'm back from the store. Help me put the groceries away. Ooh! What kind of cereal did you get? What the fuck kind of cereal do you think?
05-19-08

honeycomb
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Married To The Sea comic: the forgetful genius * Text: This is garbage! I could've made this. Absolute trash, if you ask me.
05-18-08

the forgetful genius
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Married To The Sea comic: caught a waterfall * Text: Hell yeah! I just caught a waterfall!
05-17-08

caught a waterfall
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Married To The Sea comic: cheer up grandpa * Text: Cheer up, Grandpa! The doctor says you won't ever get the flu again! Rx Rx Rx
05-16-08

cheer up grandpa
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Married To The Sea comic: survival of the spitefullest * Text: I don't understand why you guys aren't extinct yet... no thick, shaggy hair, no subcutaneous fat layer, no natural weapons, can't live on grass and lichens... How do you even survive? Mostly through spite... speaking of which, I'm editing the shit out of your Wikipedia page tonight. Hope you're ready to go down in history as the animal with the smallest dick.
05-15-08

survival of the spitefullest
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Married To The Sea comic: vision bender * Text: And now, as you ancestors were visited by the spirits, you too shall be-- Climbs-A-Tree! You built the sweat lodge in the river?! This is unforgivable... you may no longer hold the sacred peyote until you can be trusted not to go off on a vision bender when you're supposed to be working.
05-14-08

vision bender
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Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati war * Text: MICHIGAN ILLINOIS INDIANA OHIO Disputed territory KENTUCKY The
05-13-08

cincinnati war
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Married To The Sea comic: wheelmobile * Text: With horse prices so high, nobody can afford to ride to work these days... Sure, I could walk, but then I'd be out all the 'tang the Wheelmobile brings in.
05-12-08

wheelmobile
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Married To The Sea comic: airplanes the safest * Text: Airplanes The safest way to travel! Who would try to stay in business by skipping basic safety procedures and preventative maintenance to save money? Not the airlines, that's for certain. Our planes are as safe as four hundred eighteen tons of airborne metal, and they're assembled by underpaid, overworked craftsmen. Book your flight today.
05-11-08

airplanes the safest
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Married To The Sea comic: america must be destroyed * Text: Thank you! Thank you. Jizmak Da Gusha on the drums, everyone. This next song comes from my old band called Gwar. If you know the words, feel free to sing along. It's called America Must Be Destroyed.
05-10-08

america must be destroyed
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Married To The Sea comic: hillary clinton stump speech * Text: No, no! You've got it all wrong! I'm not lying through my teeth... I'm talking through my teeth. Big difference.
05-09-08

hillary clinton stump speech
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Married To The Sea comic: two hour wait * Text: You see that sign over there? Two hour wait?! I'm not even sure we won't be excommunicated for going on the Demon Drop to begin with.
05-08-08

two hour wait
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Married To The Sea comic: the race card * Text: Young man, is this your... Good lord! The race card! Are you trying to ruin this comic strip?! Get out of here, you blundering fool! RACE
05-07-08

the race card
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Married To The Sea comic: pregnant teacher * Text: Oh, thank you, Kaitlin! Am I
05-06-08

pregnant teacher
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Married To The Sea comic: rainbows were finally proved not to be dangerous in 1965 * Text: AaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH! Rainbows!
05-05-08

rainbows were finally proved not to be dangerous in 1965
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Married To The Sea comic: dirty martini * Text: How to make a
05-04-08

dirty martini
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Married To The Sea comic: bitch of a mom * Text: Chin up, champ! At least you're not married to your bitch of a mom! Speaking of which... you wanna move to Wyoming with me? Tonight?
05-03-08

bitch of a mom
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Married To The Sea comic: the wallabee king * Text: Well, no, I don't think I'd call your plane
05-02-08

the wallabee king
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Married To The Sea comic: i can do anything * Text: If I can accomplish a minor task thousands have already completed, using readily available methods and tools, then I can do anything!
05-01-08

i can do anything
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec