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2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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Shitty remote! Crap! Where the fuck is my plane?! I stole that from my kid in the divorce. Dammit.
Any of you know what this is? No? Nobody knows? It's a good thing I'm a chemistry teacher. You guys would be screwed without me. CH3CH2 C C CH2CH HO OH
Ah, yet another day without-- wait... is that... it is! The South Atlantic Oceanic Bulldog! I've never seen one in the flesh. Well, bulldog... let's find out if you truly are the Kobe beef of the deep.
Straighten your elbow... okay... lean in... now, really whack the ball this time. Don't just tickle it. Hit it like your son just told you he's joining the Peace Corps.
Scope cover... check. Mooring rope... check. Drunk as hell... chizzeck.
SHITMASTERFLEX 2008 PROPZ 2 MY MOM MY DAD
Goodbye housing market
This looks like a bunch of acid-casualty garbage! I'm never doing a contour drawing again. Lee J. Ames is as full of shit as 50 horses.
Shit. June 4 Hair taken from the scene appears to be that of a female laboratory technician in her mid-thirties. She appears to be right-handed.
"I'm not sure I like this 'sandbox' type of bingo. How do you win?" "Okay, put down that token on N-21." "Then what?" "Then you say, 'I need that shit you drive,' and you punch me in the head, and take my car. Then you can do drive-bys and shit."
Hey, propeller guy! How's the wind today? Heh heh... listen, you ever heard of coal? It's kinda like wind power... oh yeah, except it'll never run out. You oughta get some. Get with the program, dude.
Phew, finally done. I musta folded and mutilated a thousand bucks' worth of crap today. Wonder if the massage parlor is still open. U.S. MAIL No, I'm still not getting anything... You sure you're pressing on the vertebrae that makes me not hate my job?
Hey! I'm back from the store. Help me put the groceries away. Ooh! What kind of cereal did you get? What the fuck kind of cereal do you think?
This is garbage! I could've made this. Absolute trash, if you ask me. "FORGETFUL GENIUS": The artwork of Ed Sanchez May 19-28
Hell yeah! I just caught a waterfall!
Cheer up, Grandpa! The doctor says you won't ever get the flu again! Rx Rx Rx
I don't understand why you guys aren't extinct yet... no thick, shaggy hair, no subcutaneous fat layer, no natural weapons, can't live on grass and lichens... How do you even survive? Mostly through spite... speaking of which, I'm editing the shit out of your Wikipedia page tonight. Hope you're ready to go down in history as the animal with the smallest dick.
And now, as you ancestors were visited by the spirits, you too shall be-- Climbs-A-Tree! You built the sweat lodge in the river?! This is unforgivable... you may no longer hold the sacred peyote until you can be trusted not to go off on a vision bender when you're supposed to be working.
MICHIGAN ILLINOIS INDIANA OHIO Disputed territory KENTUCKY The "Cincinnati War" was a bloodless territory dispute that took place from 1878-1880. Mayors from Columbus, Cleveland, Dayton, Toledo, and other major Ohio cities assembled in April, 1878, and issued an order formally evicting Cincinnati from the state of Ohio. The mayor of Cincinnati at the time, Murray Seasongood, replied to the eviction notice with a telegram simply reading "NUH UH." The state of Kentucky, wanting neither the i
With horse prices so high, nobody can afford to ride to work these days... Sure, I could walk, but then I'd be out all the 'tang the Wheelmobile brings in.
Airplanes The safest way to travel! Who would try to stay in business by skipping basic safety procedures and preventative maintenance to save money? Not the airlines, that's for certain. Our planes are as safe as four hundred eighteen tons of airborne metal, and they're assembled by underpaid, overworked craftsmen. Book your flight today.
Thank you! Thank you. Jizmak Da Gusha on the drums, everyone. This next song comes from my old band called Gwar. If you know the words, feel free to sing along. It's called America Must Be Destroyed.
No, no! You've got it all wrong! I'm not lying through my teeth... I'm talking through my teeth. Big difference.
You see that sign over there? Two hour wait?! I'm not even sure we won't be excommunicated for going on the Demon Drop to begin with.
Young man, is this your... Good lord! The race card! Are you trying to ruin this comic strip?! Get out of here, you blundering fool! RACE
Oh, thank you, Kaitlin! Am I "P.T."? Well, uh... I don't know... you mean potty-trained, right? Well, sure, I'm definitely "P.T." I don't care if you like being a bellhop, Geoffrey! There's just no way we can raise a child on the amount of money you make.
AaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH! Rainbows!
How to make a "dirty martini": X: Olive juice added to the gin/vermouth mixture, strained. XX: Dash of gin and vermouth added to olive juice. Drink is not strained. XXX: Olive juice over ice, drink mixed by sex offender
Chin up, champ! At least you're not married to your bitch of a mom! Speaking of which... you wanna move to Wyoming with me? Tonight?
Well, no, I don't think I'd call your plane "cool" yet... Nothing's cool until you finish it! I'll tell you what my father always told me: if Ghostface Killah wrote one verse and then quit, nobody'd be calling him the Wallabee King.
If I can accomplish a minor task thousands have already completed, using readily available methods and tools, then I can do anything!
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
