Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-09: gifts for the queen

Married To The Sea comic: gifts for the queen * Text: halt what gifts are you bearing for the queen just some regular stuff golf clubs half an onion a programmer i know ajax and css please grant us an audience

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04-29-09: mystical bone potion

Married To The Sea comic: mystical bone potion * Text: id love to try your mystical bone potion mystical bone potion is not for everyone talk to your doctor about whether mystical bone potion is right for you

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04-28-09: allergic to water

Married To The Sea comic: allergic to water * Text: aaaaaaaaaah im allergic to water aaaaaaaahhh

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04-27-09: groundbreaking

Married To The Sea comic: groundbreaking * Text: and done lets bring in the backhoes and get this building up about that don budgets a little tight so we actually need you to go ahead and lay the foundation yourself

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04-26-09: ride in the dryer

Married To The Sea comic: ride in the dryer * Text: you hungry no what do you you oh a ride in the dryer huh lets wait until your dad goes to work

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04-25-09: sneeze guard

Married To The Sea comic: sneeze guard * Text: a what sneeze guard why would we need one of those this isnt the third world marty people dont just come up and sneeze all over the salad bar

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04-24-09: crabitat for humanity

Married To The Sea comic: crabitat for humanity * Text: this house is gonna be great when were done wes its nice to get outside and do some honest work yeah i wish i had discovered crabitat for humanity years ago i been living on the beach my whole life man than you

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04-23-09: bigger ear horn

Married To The Sea comic: bigger ear horn * Text: what you need a bigger ear horn

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04-22-09: golf baseball

Married To The Sea comic: golf baseball * Text: im sure that ayn rand would have wanted you to keep playing lisa but i dont think this baseball team is familiar with objectivism

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04-21-09: bacteria memes

Married To The Sea comic: bacteria memes * Text: a study done last year at a prominent american university found a strain of bacteria which are the last organisms on earth to catch on to any given internet meme second only to webcomics

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04-20-09: the american dream

Married To The Sea comic: the american dream * Text: as you may already know cars appreciate in value every year the more you spend now the more money youll make think about it that way

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04-19-09: kids nowadays

Married To The Sea comic: kids nowadays * Text: rap or hip hop music who wants to listen to that what are they saying youre just yelling nobody likes a yeller crunk music what trunk music this is just more of that rap get that off your television youre going to ruin it r&b music now what is this pause girl take your pants off did he say girl take your pants off this isnt a real song youve got a tape in there or this is just a tape this is all just a joke

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04-18-09: bong water bong

Married To The Sea comic: bong water bong * Text: ugh no way is that going down im returning this thing unlike his first success the bong water pipe benjamin l bong's next invention the bong water bong ailed miserably

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04-17-09: favorite kind of wine

Married To The Sea comic: favorite kind of wine * Text: this is my favorite kind of wine rick how did you know i always see at least one bottle of it in your recycling bin i figured you gotta love it if you are throwing it back every week youre a goddamn stalker i should have known goddamn it hold on im a lover not a stalker stalkers keep what they find in other peoples trash i like to take notes and put it back

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04-16-09: water in the desert

Married To The Sea comic: water in the desert * Text: you dont see a little x anywhere i dont either looks like i owe you five bucks ron you were right about the whole lets take water with us instead of digging up that water i buried in the desert thing

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04-15-09: the apple

Married To The Sea comic: the apple * Text: the apple was hanging right over look dont play games with me adam we both know you ate an apple the other day and it gave you a boner

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04-14-09: oregon trangels

Married To The Sea comic: oregon trangels * Text: lets go huuuunting im a get a bison we cant hunt now lets ford the river okay guys for or ferry what do you wanna do ugh im gonna die before we even get to soda springs i should have known

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04-13-09: precise yet soulless

Married To The Sea comic: precise yet soulless * Text: such precise yet soulless structures who were these people how did they live we dont know much im afraid except that they worshipped a god known as sams club

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04-12-09: swimming lesson

Married To The Sea comic: swimming lesson * Text: just keep kicking and youll stay afloat okay like this yes isnt that fun no

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04-11-09: have you been practicing

Married To The Sea comic: have you been practicing * Text: third finger plays c heather thats why its got the 3 under it no thats your index finger have you been practicing at all you know if i had never practiced my piano id never have been able to become a piano teacher giving quasi legal lessons out of my living room

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04-10-09: yay no glasses

Married To The Sea comic: yay no glasses * Text: no glasses

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04-09-09: clothes gas

Married To The Sea comic: clothes gas * Text: fancy hat long dress suit

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04-08-09: basque cognates

Married To The Sea comic: basque cognates * Text: my son does speak already mary its not his fault that basque has no cognates you had better tell him barkatu or hes gonna start crying

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04-07-09: legalize regulate tax armadillos

Married To The Sea comic: legalize regulate tax armadillos * Text: legalize armadillos regulate and tax them for revenue

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04-06-09: time machine paddleboat

Married To The Sea comic: time machine paddleboat * Text: our time machine paddleboat worked perfectly julie this is our one chance to take out both karl marx and emily dickinson prepare to ram

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04-05-09: super putt

Married To The Sea comic: super putt * Text: whoa is that a brand new super putt didnt think i was gonna get one of those till my bonus came in welcome to your new golf bag super putt hes goin for it dog you set still until i can get a clear shot

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04-04-09: government oversight

Married To The Sea comic: government oversight * Text: this government oversight thing is straight bullshit janet i cant believe they made us travel on the same private jet

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04-03-09: strongest woman contest

Married To The Sea comic: strongest woman contest * Text: cordelia look at this advertisement the worlds strongest woman contest do you want to see it thats such bullshit im the worlds strongest woman

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04-02-09: more ice

Married To The Sea comic: more ice * Text: more ice no problem itll be just a minute i sent someone out to pick up more

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04-01-09: shuttle bus is here

Married To The Sea comic: shuttle bus is here * Text: no its fine its just i was expecting something more along the lines of like a space shuttle

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec