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Married To The Sea comic: gifts for the queen * Text: halt what gifts are you bearing for the queen just some regular stuff golf clubs half an onion a programmer i know ajax and css please grant us an audience
04-30-09

gifts for the queen
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Married To The Sea comic: mystical bone potion * Text: id love to try your mystical bone potion mystical bone potion is not for everyone talk to your doctor about whether mystical bone potion is right for you
04-29-09

mystical bone potion
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Married To The Sea comic: allergic to water * Text: aaaaaaaaaah im allergic to water aaaaaaaahhh
04-28-09

allergic to water
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Married To The Sea comic: groundbreaking * Text: and done lets bring in the backhoes and get this building up about that don budgets a little tight so we actually need you to go ahead and lay the foundation yourself
04-27-09

groundbreaking
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Married To The Sea comic: ride in the dryer * Text: you hungry no what do you you oh a ride in the dryer huh lets wait until your dad goes to work
04-26-09

ride in the dryer
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Married To The Sea comic: sneeze guard * Text: a what sneeze guard why would we need one of those this isnt the third world marty people dont just come up and sneeze all over the salad bar
04-25-09

sneeze guard
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Married To The Sea comic: crabitat for humanity * Text: this house is gonna be great when were done wes its nice to get outside and do some honest work yeah i wish i had discovered crabitat for humanity years ago i been living on the beach my whole life man than you
04-24-09

crabitat for humanity
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Married To The Sea comic: bigger ear horn * Text: what you need a bigger ear horn
04-23-09

bigger ear horn
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Married To The Sea comic: golf baseball * Text: im sure that ayn rand would have wanted you to keep playing lisa but i dont think this baseball team is familiar with objectivism
04-22-09

golf baseball
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Married To The Sea comic: bacteria memes * Text: a study done last year at a prominent american university found a strain of bacteria which are the last organisms on earth to catch on to any given internet meme second only to webcomics
04-21-09

bacteria memes
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Married To The Sea comic: the american dream * Text: as you may already know cars appreciate in value every year the more you spend now the more money youll make think about it that way
04-20-09

the american dream
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Married To The Sea comic: kids nowadays * Text: rap or hip hop music who wants to listen to that what are they saying youre just yelling nobody likes a yeller crunk music what trunk music this is just more of that rap get that off your television youre going to ruin it r&b music now what is this pause girl take your pants off did he say girl take your pants off this isnt a real song youve got a tape in there or this is just a tape this is all just a joke
04-19-09

kids nowadays
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Married To The Sea comic: bong water bong * Text: ugh no way is that going down im returning this thing unlike his first success the bong water pipe benjamin l bong's next invention the bong water bong ailed miserably
04-18-09

bong water bong
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Married To The Sea comic: favorite kind of wine * Text: this is my favorite kind of wine rick how did you know i always see at least one bottle of it in your recycling bin i figured you gotta love it if you are throwing it back every week youre a goddamn stalker i should have known goddamn it hold on im a lover not a stalker stalkers keep what they find in other peoples trash i like to take notes and put it back
04-17-09

favorite kind of wine
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Married To The Sea comic: water in the desert * Text: you dont see a little x anywhere i dont either looks like i owe you five bucks ron you were right about the whole lets take water with us instead of digging up that water i buried in the desert thing
04-16-09

water in the desert
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Married To The Sea comic: the apple * Text: the apple was hanging right over look dont play games with me adam we both know you ate an apple the other day and it gave you a boner
04-15-09

the apple
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Married To The Sea comic: oregon trangels * Text: lets go huuuunting im a get a bison we cant hunt now lets ford the river okay guys for or ferry what do you wanna do ugh im gonna die before we even get to soda springs i should have known
04-14-09

oregon trangels
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Married To The Sea comic: precise yet soulless * Text: such precise yet soulless structures who were these people how did they live we dont know much im afraid except that they worshipped a god known as sams club
04-13-09

precise yet soulless
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Married To The Sea comic: swimming lesson * Text: just keep kicking and youll stay afloat okay like this yes isnt that fun no
04-12-09

swimming lesson
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Married To The Sea comic: have you been practicing * Text: third finger plays c heather thats why its got the 3 under it no thats your index finger have you been practicing at all you know if i had never practiced my piano id never have been able to become a piano teacher giving quasi legal lessons out of my living room
04-11-09

have you been practicing
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Married To The Sea comic: yay no glasses * Text: no glasses
04-10-09

yay no glasses
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Married To The Sea comic: clothes gas * Text: fancy hat long dress suit
04-09-09

clothes gas
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Married To The Sea comic: basque cognates * Text: my son does speak already mary its not his fault that basque has no cognates you had better tell him barkatu or hes gonna start crying
04-08-09

basque cognates
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Married To The Sea comic: legalize regulate tax armadillos * Text: legalize armadillos regulate and tax them for revenue
04-07-09

legalize regulate tax armadillos
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Married To The Sea comic: time machine paddleboat * Text: our time machine paddleboat worked perfectly julie this is our one chance to take out both karl marx and emily dickinson prepare to ram
04-06-09

time machine paddleboat
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Married To The Sea comic: super putt * Text: whoa is that a brand new super putt didnt think i was gonna get one of those till my bonus came in welcome to your new golf bag super putt hes goin for it dog you set still until i can get a clear shot
04-05-09

super putt
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Married To The Sea comic: government oversight * Text: this government oversight thing is straight bullshit janet i cant believe they made us travel on the same private jet
04-04-09

government oversight
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Married To The Sea comic: strongest woman contest * Text: cordelia look at this advertisement the worlds strongest woman contest do you want to see it thats such bullshit im the worlds strongest woman
04-03-09

strongest woman contest
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Married To The Sea comic: more ice * Text: more ice no problem itll be just a minute i sent someone out to pick up more
04-02-09

more ice
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Married To The Sea comic: shuttle bus is here * Text: no its fine its just i was expecting something more along the lines of like a space shuttle
04-01-09

shuttle bus is here
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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec