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halt what gifts are you bearing for the queen just some regular stuff golf clubs half an onion a programmer i know ajax and css please grant us an audience
id love to try your mystical bone potion mystical bone potion is not for everyone talk to your doctor about whether mystical bone potion is right for you
aaaaaaaaaah im allergic to water aaaaaaaahhh
and done lets bring in the backhoes and get this building up about that don budgets a little tight so we actually need you to go ahead and lay the foundation yourself
you hungry no what do you you oh a ride in the dryer huh lets wait until your dad goes to work
a what sneeze guard why would we need one of those this isnt the third world marty people dont just come up and sneeze all over the salad bar
this house is gonna be great when were done wes its nice to get outside and do some honest work yeah i wish i had discovered crabitat for humanity years ago i been living on the beach my whole life man than you
what you need a bigger ear horn
im sure that ayn rand would have wanted you to keep playing lisa but i dont think this baseball team is familiar with objectivism
a study done last year at a prominent american university found a strain of bacteria which are the last organisms on earth to catch on to any given internet meme second only to webcomics
as you may already know cars appreciate in value every year the more you spend now the more money youll make think about it that way
rap or hip hop music who wants to listen to that what are they saying youre just yelling nobody likes a yeller crunk music what trunk music this is just more of that rap get that off your television youre going to ruin it r&b music now what is this pause girl take your pants off did he say girl take your pants off this isnt a real song youve got a tape in there or this is just a tape this is all just a joke
ugh no way is that going down im returning this thing unlike his first success the bong water pipe benjamin l bong's next invention the bong water bong ailed miserably
this is my favorite kind of wine rick how did you know i always see at least one bottle of it in your recycling bin i figured you gotta love it if you are throwing it back every week youre a goddamn stalker i should have known goddamn it hold on im a lover not a stalker stalkers keep what they find in other peoples trash i like to take notes and put it back
you dont see a little x anywhere i dont either looks like i owe you five bucks ron you were right about the whole lets take water with us instead of digging up that water i buried in the desert thing
the apple was hanging right over look dont play games with me adam we both know you ate an apple the other day and it gave you a boner
lets go huuuunting im a get a bison we cant hunt now lets ford the river okay guys for or ferry what do you wanna do ugh im gonna die before we even get to soda springs i should have known
such precise yet soulless structures who were these people how did they live we dont know much im afraid except that they worshipped a god known as sams club
just keep kicking and youll stay afloat okay like this yes isnt that fun no
third finger plays c heather thats why its got the 3 under it no thats your index finger have you been practicing at all you know if i had never practiced my piano id never have been able to become a piano teacher giving quasi legal lessons out of my living room
no glasses
fancy hat long dress suit
my son does speak already mary its not his fault that basque has no cognates you had better tell him barkatu or hes gonna start crying
legalize armadillos regulate and tax them for revenue
our time machine paddleboat worked perfectly julie this is our one chance to take out both karl marx and emily dickinson prepare to ram
whoa is that a brand new super putt didnt think i was gonna get one of those till my bonus came in welcome to your new golf bag super putt hes goin for it dog you set still until i can get a clear shot
this government oversight thing is straight bullshit janet i cant believe they made us travel on the same private jet
cordelia look at this advertisement the worlds strongest woman contest do you want to see it thats such bullshit im the worlds strongest woman
more ice no problem itll be just a minute i sent someone out to pick up more
no its fine its just i was expecting something more along the lines of like a space shuttle
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
