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yeah isnt he great i found him out behind the symphony hall a couple months back put up flyers but nobody claimed him so here he is doesnt take more than a can of tuna and a centrum silver a day to feed him either
we arent selling pumpkins man were selling an experience tickets to a far away land pumpkinland
man i wish i had my shackles of government oppression back
oh shadowclaws youre so warm and fuzzy and cuddly mmmm i should get about 30 more cats
whoa dave your camels ploddin off wheres his collar its cool man hes an off leash camel i take him to the park and all that
thhe british are coming everyone the british are coming hide your snarky classist comedies the british are coming
yaaaayyyy now we get to eat them ha ha oh youre so cute nobody eats fish kayla theyre gross
i should invent a mechanical reaper
you think youre stressed out im searching the classifieds for a man who wants his wife to dress as an old chair hmmm doesnt seem to be any guess youll have to make due with me
ugh im never gonna be able to paint that water right until it stops moving for a minute
aaaaaaaah cascading electrical breakdown of air resulting in conduction of quintillions of eletrons
hey ladies you interested in a man who can lead a horse to water and make him drink
goddamn it cow i just spent two hours erasing that billboard
do we have buttons maam this is a fabric store you dont got to the button store and ask well perhaps you would go fabric shopping at the buttoneers
the most prolific logger from the area was clifford smith known to his peers as method man his catchphrase chop that shit lash that shit pull it was oft heard being chanted in unison by local logging crews and reflected his strong work ethic
hows it going little guy no immune system huh thats some rough stuff i got the german whooping cough right now but you cant even tell cause of my immune system youll get there one day buddy
hey man you wanna buy that building over there you mean the parthenon you can call it whatever you like after you buy it buddy
francis francis wake up sorry to inturrupt your search for nappium but some of us are trying to discover real elements
keep pulling men keep pulling do you want future generations to wonder how we did this or do you want them to say the neolitic people were best known for leaving giant stones just laying around horizontally
of course we can keep going as long as mortgages keep going up in value well have plenty of investors to buy cards for us to build with lucys mother sighed this house of cards must fall one day she thought no matter if it takes days years or centuries it must fall
i have but a few pennies to buy my vegetables i beg you barrister please help me keep my house perhaps we can work something out ill take your case and in exchange you can beg my builders to finish my new house for free
oof goddamn it that the last straw im outlawing snow
neither of you ladies have hit the fidonet before well make yourselves comfortable youre about to get the full tour at no less that twenty four baud
waten them shits girl you water them shits so good damn
jasper mamas here what is distressing you theres a giant bow on my bed aaaah help
haha todd youre great of course were going to put a bunch of people out of a job ooh guys look at me im toooodd dooooont fire our best employees im gonna cryyyyy im tooooodd
mustrowskis famous bed bender adjustable to the precise precise amount of uncomfort your health demands
weve made it johnson the new world and it isnt so far away as they say must have taken only a couple hours
jonathan your plan seems to be immensely lucrative im not sure that the public will fall for buying vials of water as homeopathic medicine but there is only one way to find out
sales are phenominal as a matter of fact were opening a sister store a few blocks over gonna be called sluts & sundries
whoa hold on is that a chick what the hell kind of bath house is this anyway
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
