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hey look back up at number 3 you want to use avergonzada you put yo estoy embarazada you better goddamn not be embarazada julie because yo no quero ser a fuckin abuela at thirty nine.
oh youre right your right hand is a little bigger that's good though you can get a scholarship for that
am i allowed to tap into phone conversations are you kidding me that's like the most illegal think you can do if i wanted to listen in on people without a signed warrant id have to get both congress and the president to agree to that that's how illegal it is.
in conclusion i think the dictionary is a great book for everyone and i was surprised how many cusses were in it five stars out of five
look at that train go isnt that more fun than being in a gang i thought we talked about this last week grandpa the decimators are a soccer team
what if we added another zero here then we'd make ten times as much money what this is the mortgage industry you cant just go adding zeros to numbers like that you have to carefully add it on a typewriter make a copy and trash the original
phew made it here with four seconds to spare you hit that wreck north of here ha no i bike to work after an hour of uncomfortable sweaty pedaling coming into this place doesnt seem so bad
its a god poultice man his brother brings it in from venice or some shit you smell that daaaamn we are gonna get super healed tonight bro okay its ready i know youre cool but new guy, you gotta apply some poultice with me so i can make sure youre not a cop
gotta give you credit tom this sandwich isnt bad they oughta call it the tomwich then when we go out for lunch you dont have to spend fifteen minutes specifying the exact proportions and placement of all the ingredients you can just say gimme a six inch tomwich
eager to help a child in distress parents would often allow their doctor to perform makeout therapy on young children the practice was commonplace until late into the 19th century.
oooh this isn't looking good at all you definitely need to see a real doctor.
125% ibuprofen that's impossible unless could this be the best advil ever?
orderlies begin the process the patient shall have the sickness drawn out by the heat of the flames we gonna make him sweat while popular for a short time other treatments overtook sweating out the sickness ad the C&C medicine factory eventually closed its doors in the late 15th century
come on douglas shred a little wipe that stupid look off your face i'm gonna start shooting that snowshoe chick if you don't step it up look at her she is shredding like the IRS is outside.
hey look someones getting a giant check they're coming this way harold that check has our names on it what on earth did we win
your pulse is normal list your head and let me check your jaw i cannot lift my head at all doctormost interesting you may have floppy head syndrome have you spent any time around newborn babies you may have contracted it from one of them
what are you injecting no damned junkies no pull it out damn you ha ha too late my friend now you are addicted to crack
nope theyre still refusing coverage for your transplant youre gonna have to let us take the kidney back
hey excuse me you guys taste any of this before setting it out on the sterno um no youre not supposed to be tasting it either ma'am it's for your guests.
i wish virgin sweat didnt cure the plague
your plans look good julie i think were about ready to start building your house this one big empty room though there aren't any doors to connect it to the rest of the house where should we add one oh we dont want a door going there that room is why we are doing a custom build actually we simply cant find an existing house with six hundred feet of completely wasted space its gonna be way bigger than any of my friends sealed-off empty rooms
what the fuck is a barrow
maam i am certain that the neckercizer pro will deliver results perhaps you have not seen the advertisements but it comes with the endorsement of over a dozen neck specialists perhaps you should have read the october issue of physician direct magazine
dont be so sad bradford think of all the great things your eye is going to see when its in mr craggs head it'll be a grand adventure for that old eye of yours
wish i had a way to keep all these binders together a big binder for binders holy shit is this my million dollar idea my one chance to make it big and i waste it by thinking of the hyperbinder god damnit
okay five foot three got it ill take care of that this afternoon dave thanks hon earnings report realdoll for dave head type 4 blonde helmet hair black skirt white blouse big polka dot bow five foot three wait what the hell
you kids are gonna love this i used to go trash sledding when i was your age grandpa you ready on the count of 3
come on joe what the hells taking you so long gimme just a minute christ almighty im gonna use one of my life lines let me call tiger woods
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
