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hey excu me my man if i could just have a minute of your time give me a break buddy i aint investing in your mead habit til you find a way to sell headaches
its a deal well screw everyone together
the settlers fell silent in disbelief they expected harsh winters and grueling farm labor but none of them were quite prepared for what had happened after a silence that seemed to stretch for eternity papa slowly quietly stated i cant believe its not butter
and so he was cast out into the wasteland for all eternity and given nothing more than a donut to wear and also to hit.
im painting a mirror when im done it should reflect whatevers in front of it
ugh this is a complete clusterfloat
you see perry its a shame in my day women knew their role theyd never be cavorting out here the ocean is a mans place
shit what is that thing id better shoot blood out of my eyes at it
figure 1 the original twitter machine built in 1874 which has evolved over time to a software product accessible via web or mobile phone
stand down bro ill clip your shits bro you need to stand down thats my fish im a fish
thank you for showing me that jpeg
while the monkey moog trio was reasonable popular in their heyday the bass player and percussionist harbored a not-to-secret resentment towards manuel whom they felt overshadowed their presence with unnecessarily long solos and flashy finger work
hey man what you been eatin latelyyour coats looking real nice no bovo
the genus iguana first described in 1768 is widely held to be the most boring pet in existance
terrible terrible all these shoes are terrible are you sure you dont have any crocs
the clerk paused for a beat and a soft smile crept across her face oh you mean the lexicon of uncoolness she pulled out an oversized dusty volume from the bookcase and opened it in her lap here it is everything uncool let me know what you wanted to check if its uncool itll be in here i froze did i really want to tell her i'd been trolling the make a wish message board
um im peacocking as a matter of fact a big bowtie a few negs and i'll clost HB10s all night not my fault if you dont understand women like i do
harry over there look at that family
mr rolandson you have my apologies i should have said that your wife was a mother that i'd like to join me for private times if she were not presently married because she is way hot
by decree of the imperial guard our hats are awesome
yo mummy check out those canopics and see if you got some lotion youre looking ashy as hell man
keep drilling doctor the patient is still convinced he should reunite the smashing pumpkins
i wish you could be a bit more patient with me albert im no martha stewart yeah no kidding youd crack like an egg if you had to do six months in prison
sir im sorry but this bus is headed to chicago i believe the rock of love bus is a private charter
nope you dont have a virus just looks like someone changed your screensaver see open this and where is says mom farts like a sick gorilla just type something else like maybe moms computer
refill please that's what they all say after they try placebo with laudanum its the #1 placebo for both adults and children and it even comes with its own cork so you can drink it on the go
look at that splendor are you suggesting that such a magnificent landscape was created by chance well maybe im just saying that its a little fishy that angels are just dudes with wings
hey i like your hat where did you get it what hat
oh henrik its beautiful i cant believe its all ours well technically its not ours yet but if we can squat there for seven years it will be
yeah that stuff about the earth flying around the sun if that's true then why are we standing still and its like shit dude hes right behind you talk about it with you later
we're estimating that this project will provide a 65% rate of return within the first two years barry and i will be here all afternoon to answer any questions damn thats a nice brooch you dont find em like that anymore must be vintage
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
