Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-09: horses are gullible

Married To The Sea comic: horses are gullible * Text: what are you talking about shoot me nobodys gonna shoot me man if i break my leg my owner'll just put a cast on it were cool like that

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06-29-09: washing your hands

Married To The Sea comic: washing your hands * Text: you were washing your hands tell me maid what exactly is so dirty about using the toilet we cant stop everything for you and your clean hand problem now get back in the kitchen and touch all the fod to make sure its soft

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06-28-09: no birds but you guys

Married To The Sea comic: no birds but you guys * Text: there is no birds tbut you guys and i am your prophet

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06-27-09: mountain horn

Married To The Sea comic: mountain horn * Text: give me a dolllllarrrrrrrrrrrrr

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06-26-09: bat realtor

Married To The Sea comic: bat realtor * Text: this place is a little out of my price range but i could definitely find my way back here ill have to think about it well those are the three rules of bat realty echolocation echolocation echolocation

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06-25-09: critical mass 1885

Married To The Sea comic: critical mass 1885 * Text: tell your puppy to share the road capitalist my puppy

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06-24-09: next constitution

Married To The Sea comic: next constitution * Text: this lady believes that women should have the same rights as men and that slaves should be freed thats a great idea let me oh darn my quill is out of ink next constitution well get you in promise

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06-23-09: heckler tornado

Married To The Sea comic: heckler tornado * Text: yo tornado why dont you pick up some speed and level some real buildings or do you have to be home for dinner

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06-22-09: starting my own afterlife

Married To The Sea comic: starting my own afterlife * Text: you want me to leave fine but dont be surprised when i start my own afterlife its gonna be way better in fact if you dont qualify for y'all's stupid eternity you automatically get into mine, how bout that

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06-21-09: lerp derp derp

Married To The Sea comic: lerp derp derp * Text: lerp derp derp

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06-20-09: keep your blueberries

Married To The Sea comic: keep your blueberries * Text: say how about you trade me a rabbit for one of my delicious blueberries how about you keep your blueberries and i'll go home and pretend i didnt just see a tiny man picking blueberries

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06-19-09: sugar daddy

Married To The Sea comic: sugar daddy * Text: how dare you i most certainly do not have a sugar daddy my suitor is a man who simply likes flowers and prefers to store them on the dresses he buys me

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06-18-09: dear william

Married To The Sea comic: dear william * Text: please read if you did not purchase plums for the icebox they are not yours this means you william some of us cannot eat poems when we are hungry

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06-17-09: fish serenade

Married To The Sea comic: fish serenade * Text: oh my-i-i-i-i fush my daaaarling i've waited so long for your fish a looong lonely tiiiiiiiim why is everyone look- oh god they siad marinade marinade the fish goddamn it

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06-16-09: heckler planet

Married To The Sea comic: heckler planet * Text: hey pluto hows the kuiper belt my very earthly mother just served your asteroid ass

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06-15-09: dont waste your time

Married To The Sea comic: dont waste your time * Text: ugh dont waste your time carol every single god damned page that comes out of this thing is the same

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06-14-09: sick day game show

Married To The Sea comic: sick day game show * Text: well helen it looks like our contestant ed is at forty seven thousand dollars hang in there ed the longer you have stomach flu before passing out the more money youll earn for our viewers what are just now tuning in youre watching sick day the game show where contestants get rich from poor health

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06-13-09: canine sign holder

Married To The Sea comic: canine sign holder * Text: all right dog i've tallied todays sales we made just over nine thousand dollars you've done an excellent job we'd love for you to come back and hold the sign tomorrow dog pipes dog tobacco dog ashtrays crazy dog eyes

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06-12-09: indoor windmill

Married To The Sea comic: indoor windmill * Text: the worlds first indoor windmill was displayed at the 1886 world inventor's convention held in london when asked how the mill would operate in the absence of wind the inventor hiram puddleberry replied advertising

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06-11-09: somalian balloon pirate

Married To The Sea comic: somalian balloon pirate * Text: ladies look down a pirate no worse a somalian pirate quick give him all djibouti

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06-10-09: thin mints

Married To The Sea comic: thin mints * Text: little girl you shan't be going from door to door someone could grab you oh what you say could be true i shall return to my home with my thin mints at once no darling you shall return to your home with tuppence and leave the mints with me

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06-09-09: heckler crocodile alligator

Married To The Sea comic: heckler crocodile alligator * Text: hey interior crocodile alligator you drive a kia movie theater

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06-08-09: caricature artist

Married To The Sea comic: caricature artist * Text: okay laryy your shot looks like you already got a clown fisherman cop everything but a caricature artist

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06-07-09: flute party

Married To The Sea comic: flute party * Text: flute party dress code will be enforced

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06-06-09: nerdball

Married To The Sea comic: nerdball * Text: nerdball lay down your spectacles delay your grammar studies the time is nigh for the new great american sport nerdball

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06-05-09: fake insect id

Married To The Sea comic: fake insect id * Text: comeon just ask your brother im sure hell let us borrow his ID hes a butterfly now nobodys gonna believe its me

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06-04-09: the gardener was beaten severely

Married To The Sea comic: the gardener was beaten severely * Text: tsk the gardener has ignored this bush for weeks its covered up the window mmmm indeed tis a great shame to only look out fifty six of your windows

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06-03-09: missing fish

Married To The Sea comic: missing fish * Text: hey man i havent seen my brother since monday hes about yay longgot a dead look in his eyes likes to swim around if yu see him let me know ill keep my eyes open are you putting up missing fish flyers

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06-02-09: save your money

Married To The Sea comic: save your money * Text: sure go ahead and save your money cant help but think you might want to get in on my pyramid scheme though

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06-01-09: least favorite song

Married To The Sea comic: least favorite song * Text: the trio galavanted through a number of popular hits enjoying themselves so thoroughly they failed to notice the approaching grizzly bear until todd the percussionist froze in fear there was only one course of action now to figure out the bears least favorite song and to play it immediately

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec