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archives (by month): 2012: jan . feb 2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec |
are you guys still trying to get through this page if you like reading slow maybe you should volunteer down at the nursing home
well shit my steroids arent in here either
do it you bantam weight slapboxer touch my bones do it or i shall report you to the department of total wussitude
these are the legs of a non smoker like night and day isnt it
i would give anything for you to be here at this very moment my live sitting next to me helping me write out all these postcards
in recent years scholars have suggested that some of shakesperes best known works may have been written by his cousin william pegleg shakespere
we are all gods children darling and remember west side is the blessed side
its like the environment dude you go out and run enough for both of us and when you come back ill purchase exercise credits to offset the bag of potato chips i had for lunch
peer pressure its how you know youre pussing out on something cool
wu tang musical entertainment corps cheddar cash has every damn dude actin rude
will janice get her $25000 dollar turtle ass shot stay tuned to worlds craziest pictures of animal asses to find out
hey soliders you guys suck at guerilla warfare stand behind a tree if you dont want heckled
keep going evan youre almost to the new world oh no wait a minute im im the church of england go go go
another easy win but where did all these tiny chickens come from shit hes got me in chickmate
okay mrs phillips youll be in the machine for the next four hours well be monitoring your vitals to find out how annoyed you get during the experiment
yo death bed your doctor and immune system suck ass
son of a bitch why did the drama llama show up i was trying to summon the harp carp
you mind not flyin right next to me we got the entire sky buddy why do you care so much are you youre an angelphobe arent you i knew it angels are always the worst angelphobes
yo liverspot why dont you get in a time machine go back forty years and age gracefully ill go back ten seconds and not heckle you
wow were almost done teamwork is awesome i dont want to go on vacation either sweetie but we need to get out of town until we can figure out who painted our house in the middle of the night
children you mustnt would that ottoman so you see how it aged that poor boy he looks like a tiny man
hey runner you ever think about sucking full time instead of just as a hobby while you play baseball
why are we raising our hands this is a robbery give the educational system your childhood no funny business
miss excuse me miss i simply can not let you pass without comment are you from that cult church in texas cause your sleeves are mad puffy a man would marry his cousin for those sleeves girl
hey coat guys you suck no need to toast cause you just got birned
yaaaaah right through your monitor shit wait that was my monitor
our next speaker ladies and gentlemen needs no introduction you may recognize him as the guy whos been next to me all night translating everything into international clap language for the speech impaired
hey breaking news reading the newspaper gets you heckled continue reading this story on page you suck
how far are you son im almost done with f f already i didn't tell you to skim the encyclopedia i told you to memorize it
almost there looks like eighty two no eighty three pounds you got that carl eighty three on the nose yep got it hate to break it to you kid but theres no way youre getting into weight loss camp with your friends maybe next year if you lay off the sports try gettin some carbs if you can
gotta give you credit honey you were right they dont even notice theres no game today
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
