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trains here see you tomorrow luke subway not a train theyre the same thing no theyre not a train is what you take across europe they serve you meals and call you sir a subway is an airless hot cylinder where a homeless guy will jerk off on you if he thinks youre not looking

11-30-09

train vs subway

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that was great we should go on another cruise some time wait that was a cruise ugh no wonder the boat ride was so long

11-29-09

another cruise

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okay miss youre being held on charges of not having any armor the defendant pleadss im going to write down that she pleads passed out

11-28-09

the defendant pleads

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more more food my fellow forgs when my show half ton frog airs you will all be given executive producer credits

11-27-09

half ton frog

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turkey turkey everywhere and not a drop to eat

11-26-09

turkey turkey

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hold up a sec you smell that smells like deer peepee lets go check it out could be a bar there

11-25-09

smells like deer peepee

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sir i need your ticket this is a five dollar dont wink at me this isnt skybus

11-24-09

i need your ticket

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will i trade you three shepps for one dag you must think im stupohs shepps worth much more than a dag

11-23-09

shepp trade

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his limbs are tender

11-22-09

different dreams

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youll never get another maybe on the next date with fish and spinach crackers fish and spinach seals the deal

11-21-09

fish and spinach

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psst master hey that girl say she want a moustache ride i think you should lettohs

11-20-09

she say she want

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oh my god its youre i rode on your plane for six hours i cant believe youre standing right here uh nice to meet you heres a pamphlet enjoy

11-19-09

im a huge fan of pilots

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am i bleeding no phew got lucky back there aint gonna get fooled the next time a goddamn bear say i should fight him like a man

11-18-09

fight me like a man

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goddamn it woman this isnt COPS quit trying to grab that rat and come back to bed

11-17-09

this isnt cops

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oh shit i messed up those pins that brunswick guy is gonna kill me

11-16-09

the dangers of bowling

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didnt read the pamphlet eh join or die you cut up ass snake

11-15-09

didnt read the pamphlet

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yes youre right the mommy cooks a delicious dinner and the daddy goes to work thats exactly right and the little girl what does she do she wants to make only 75% as much as men in a comparable position

11-14-09

teaching kids about gender roles

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the knight moves one over or two across or two over and one across not two and two im not stupid buddy ive just got alzheimers youre lucky youre not my son or id whip your ass right here

11-13-09

alzheimers chess

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nah man i aint impressed neither after you see copperfield disappear the statue of liberty its hard to care about every two bit coin hider that stumbles into your campsite

11-12-09

aint impressed

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thanks for signing my cast molly maybe when my arm heals up all the way we can go out for a wait wait stop i did not break my arm trying to lick butts my doctors going to read that

11-11-09

signing my cast

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grandpa hello how are things going oh just reading the paper trying to get sumer is icumen in out of my damn head ive been lhude sing cuccu since i woke up this morning

11-10-09

sumer is icumen in

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though its universally accepted today as a common mode of expression being a dick was originally invented in seattle

11-09-09

being a dick

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any motherfucker wants to step to me blaouw blaouw two shots to the dome arrow shots

11-08-09

blaouw blaouw

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one two three four six goddamn it im gonna have to do this whole thing over again theyll kick me off etsy if i try to sell it as is

11-07-09

counting rows

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new roof no it needs a new roof listing must have been chiseled wrong look lets talk about what i can do to put you in this castle today we both know this ones gonna sell fast

11-06-09

castle realtor

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ouch my first day in the UK and i already got cancer what are the chances driver drop me off at the NHS please

11-05-09

an american in london

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a beachball linda are you goddamn serious does this look like a beach to you you want our kids to grow up thinking a pool noodle goes in the ocean too

11-04-09

serious about water games

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come on its scientific susan they wouldnt be able to call it scientology if it didnt have anything to do with science

11-03-09

its scientific come on

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all right wrap it up cattle my morgellons is acting up

11-02-09

wrap it up cattle

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its motherfucking hardware time

11-01-09

HARDWARE TIME

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