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its ludicrous mother ever since you got that book of warcraft youve been glued to the couch you cant even help me with my homew-- is that an urn full of pee
go damn it fish let us catchohs think he knows we wanna eatohs
little is known about the civilization washington dc ad 1790-2200 the architecture in the area suggests that is was comprised mainly of old white dicks
here we are the alamo you remember this place no doubt 3/6/1836 never forget
well theres only one way to settle an umbrella argument ladies youre gonna have to kiss it out
he aint eatin that bird man he just testin it to make sure its a real one plenty of fake birds in these parts
relax henry youll be clean in no time this water washed your father and i right up so its bound to work for you too
hey youre right this is a great way to collect counterfeit coins
young man stop at once you know well as i do that beating is only to be done to the help either apologize to that young lady or hire her to clean
hey guys look look aaaaah im flyin around guys look aaaaah its an ol flyin fish aaah im in the air guys fish is flyin all around aaaaah
miss hello miss hello up there excuse down here wanted to let you know your window's open
i wish this horse was waterproof bet he could go real fast if i rode him outside
bernard get me off of here ive ridden this foul fixed gear velocipede no more than a few moments and already i feel the need to more to portland please stop me before i learn to weld
the funeral oh it was awful mrs scrubworth everyone was in a rotten mood even the priest i dont suppose you can blame them they all knew some guy who died the other day
sticks sticks any yall want sticks any yall want hey kid stick truck fun as hell sticks on the stick truck hell of sticks
father wake up i just found the most interesting little book its got drawings and a story says that something called dungeons and dragons makes the youth pray to satan
what the hell do you mean never more heather the success of these investments depends on your continued participation if youre out of the deal so am i
bro take it from me if you want to pick up the saltiest ladies you gotta learn the art of the pickup you cant just say nice frock you gotta be like hey nice frock tell your grandma to let you borrow her clothes more often then slap the drink out of her hand and introduce yourself
come on man do a shot wont be long before people intentionally misinterpret our constitution to enforce their skewed morality they been doing it to the bible for a thousand years enjoy yourself while you can
now most people dont know this but england is actually where the mariachi band was invented over to your right you can see one of these groups playing our islands indigenous music honey get the camera ready
maid can you help me i am looking for a word that means your tired of your hired help always being so lazy.
my back its completely dry your towel invention is a miracle doctor oh i never thought i would be able to wear clothes i cant thank you enough
you see what i mean there goes another one i say we go halvsies on one of the bicycles set it out front and just wait for the muscle butts to show up
come on mr stompy do your job i explained this to you just yesterday railroads wont replace elephants the only way youd be putting yourself out of a job is if you were building a backhoe that occasionally went crazy and trampled a bunch of people
captain great news theres an enormous waterspout ahead great news were likely doomed no well be fine remember the rhyme tornado at night sailors delight
will you please take this dreadful parrot away he seems to lack a basic understanding of society rawwwk no public health care no public health care rawwwk
rosevelt wheres birth cert
happy 15 years baby i got a special anniversary present for you back at home since its such a milestone larry you got me crystal i cant wait haha no its not crystal thats what they do in europe in america aftger 15 years of marriage we get to do it in your butt
haaaawwwwnnnnn hmm pardon me im just getting a little bit bored with the arguing can you work it out and wake me up when its time to use the gavel
heres the new proposal were were able to pay for that valet parking you wanted interest rates a lot higher but i figure hey were used to valet parking and customers are used to high interest rates
scientific theories in a science book this just isnt right at all someone needs to stand up for all of us who dont want our children exposed to this theory of knowledge filth
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
