Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-09: you arent betrothed to me

Married To The Sea comic: you arent betrothed to me * Text: you came alone this time finally i was beginning to wonder when wait your friends are here i can hear them talking goddamn it charles you arent betrothed to me your brotrothed to your dumb friends

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09-29-09: eight equals d

Married To The Sea comic: eight equals d * Text: okay sales total for this month is eight equals equals equals  equals equals equals equals d what does oh very funny adding machine

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09-28-09: keep pedaling

Married To The Sea comic: keep pedaling * Text: youre doing great keep pedaling theyll make you a plastic bracelet any day now

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09-27-09: why wont you process

Married To The Sea comic: why wont you process * Text: come on process what the hells wrong with you the kids are gonna go crazy if i cant make their carrot onion green pepper mush

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09-26-09: golf vulture looms

Married To The Sea comic: golf vulture looms * Text: in a new rule added this year the pga has allowed vultures to wander onto the course in an effort to speed golfers who are taking too long whoa youre not dead my bad lady most players would have hit the ball by now so i just figured

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09-25-09: for the glory of love

Married To The Sea comic: for the glory of love * Text: such a magnificent place and to think it was built only for the glory of love god the glory of god youre thinking of that top gun song

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09-24-09: beat the recession

Married To The Sea comic: beat the recession * Text: beat the recession the government prints money take this gif to kinkos and you can too

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09-23-09: trends in face accessories

Married To The Sea comic: trends in face accessories * Text: what on earth is that timothy some kind of mouth board youll need to switch that monstrosity out for an ear stick if you plan at dancing at the ball tonight

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09-22-09: win at roulette

Married To The Sea comic: win at roulette * Text: its easy to win at roulette step one open a casino

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09-21-09: what are these called

Married To The Sea comic: what are these called * Text: excuse me waiter there are great can you tell me again what they are called those are mini corn dogs

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09-20-09: stuck at the worst party ever

Married To The Sea comic: stuck at the worst party ever * Text: over a hundred men had come from far and wide to the soiree as they filed into the ballroom dressed in their finest suits a look of horror flashed across each man's face they saw a group of women biting their thumbs then another then another this was no ordinary party it was the annual meeting for the usenet group alt.hand.biting.thumb.women.single

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09-19-09: grape puller

Married To The Sea comic: grape puller * Text: i thought i told you to ugh look at me do i look like i want to pull those grapes off myself

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09-18-09: old growth forests

Married To The Sea comic: old growth forests * Text: hah a hundred fifty years no son trees only take a couple years to grow otherwise we wouldnt be allowed to cut down all these old growth forests

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09-17-09: dog navigation

Married To The Sea comic: dog navigation * Text: its starting to get dark honey are you sure that jack knows where hes going hes an english navigator its in his blood come on jack lets get back to camp im gonna find that dead bird i keep smelling if it takes me all night

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09-16-09: prayer wasting

Married To The Sea comic: prayer wasting * Text: youre hungry you wasted a prayer on being hungry theres a chinese place just like half a block down that way pawn your halo or something i gotta run

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09-15-09: rhea and ostrich at the gym

Married To The Sea comic: rhea and ostrich at the gym * Text: nah we aint waitin for your bench man were just kicking it in the gym a little you know spotting dudes and shit maybe ostrich wants a crack at those free weights you never see rhea burgers in the store but there are always plenty of ostrich burgers

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09-14-09: desert picnic lunch

Married To The Sea comic: desert picnic lunch * Text: trying to starve you thats not fair i planned our lunch out well in advance mary its not my fault if you dont like sand

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09-13-09: undercover ice cream

Married To The Sea comic: undercover ice cream * Text: dont tell anyone where i get my ice cream i guess i wont man but you know you have a cart with an umbrella out you might wanna go undercover a little more if thats what youre going for

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09-12-09: le car vs k car

Married To The Sea comic: le car vs k car * Text: so dave when are you going to get a new im sorry sheila i think i misheard you you said that my k car's much better than the le car you bought last year that caught itself on firebecause you tried to drive on gravel right

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09-11-09: go make it dramatic

Married To The Sea comic: go make it dramatic * Text: that goddamn timpani player is whats freaking these birds out bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum hey buddy with the kettle drum dont you have a movie soundtrack to go make dramatic

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09-10-09: leg lights are the answer

Married To The Sea comic: leg lights are the answer * Text: cold and dark legs making it hard to sleep we have your answer write to leg lights columbus o enclose 2c return postage

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09-09-09: dads one and only book

Married To The Sea comic: dads one and only book * Text: i should have brought another book to read i wish dad would quit reading me his self published essays

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09-08-09: stair stepper trash talk

Married To The Sea comic: stair stepper trash talk * Text: you see my heart rate im stair stepping all over you list whoosh whoosh two at a time nothing but stairs.

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09-07-09: find a job on slaved in

Married To The Sea comic: find a job on slaved in * Text: wait your dad worked here and then you automatically got a job here too thats not fair at all i spent weeks sending out messages on slavedin

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09-06-09: ramp into the fort

Married To The Sea comic: ramp into the fort * Text: you see where the fence is a ltitle lower right there all you gotta do is grab the fastest horse you can find and ramp it into the fort  youll get four police stars but theres shitboats of muskets inside

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09-05-09: wisest human time cube

Married To The Sea comic: wisest human time cube * Text: twelve corners six sides one cube no i day god is wrongism nature has four simultaneous days withing one earth day are you stupid the hollow time cube contains the rotation of cubic time evil educators suppress the four side four time teachings the cube is the truth of nature you are educated wrong and worship a false 24 hour god your ideas were created by big brother to oppose the nature of time and the singularity of god is evil 4 day math condemns single day fools the four quadrants exist to prove the one day time theory is evil your single day idea is false pyramids coffer lain bare in zero sum

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09-04-09: listen princess

Married To The Sea comic: listen princess * Text: listen princess you got your dress you got your matching chairs you spent four months perfecting the seating arrangements let me put my cake in my own mouth for the love of god just let me have this one thing

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09-03-09: lamp post threat

Married To The Sea comic: lamp post threat * Text: ill give you one more warning lamp post tell your friend across the street to stop shining on me or ill circuit bend the both of you

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09-02-09: forfeiting the death match

Married To The Sea comic: forfeiting the death match * Text: nurse i dont want to hit that young gentleman so youre forfeiting remember winner gets to go home today

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09-01-09: gentrification puppy

Married To The Sea comic: gentrification puppy * Text: here we are what do you think puppy you think we should gentrify it yes then its settled lets get the papers hoo-ray

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec