archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
to save money sailors would sleep on board of the cheeseboats often on top of the cheese itself before selling at market the soiled top layer of cheese had to be removed a process which irritated the men and originated the term cheesed off
your dad invented water thats amazing tanner i love water
i dont see what the problem is with oh deaths this is the deaths graph sorry i thought they were sales figures
you dont believe me ask any one of these kings kingzyte makes that certain part of your kingdom grow larger
chapter 1 intrigue it was a snowy february afternoon carol busied herself with a book unaware that outside the snowman in the yard burned with desire near enough to melt him in fact the children who popped in his coal eyes and carrot nose hadnt meant to build a snowman capable of loving a human woman but they did the snowmna turned his head and gazed longingly into the window carol shivered felt like felt like the snowman was looking at her no not looking the snowman was ogling her
this is beautiful i wish i had 14 kids to share this peaceful quiet moment
i got a stick hey i get the ball next im gonna keep some of this grass throw me the ball i think no dont pick the ball up chickens are worth 1 point each
dad why are we roller skating on the grass shhh neighborsll hear you brian really did in with those skates if you can
no there are no sould at eternal unrest out here youre just hearing the house settle thomas
dyou hear that warren the lady on the sexophone shounds like yes her names margaret isnt your wifes name margaret i though you said she worked at the flower shop
forward 20 steps now turn right by 45 degrees now go back 40 steps turn right 90 degrees
get your turnips out of here this is a public walk these are creative commons turnips old man leave them be
its been over an hour have you told the cook that ive ordered pancakes indeed i have sir hes almost done slaughtering them should be ready in a few minutes
miss surely you dont wish to double the wager again you lost the last two games we played yet the sports man inside of me must agree to raise the ante to billiards
yes mrs taylor im aware that the letter has my name in the upper left thats the return address please leave it with the mailman so i dont have to send you back out with a fourth one
arthur my man our taxes are done if youre not too high to walk wheel that thing over here i need to take a little personal exemption
hate government and taxes put down the sign and move to somalia dipshit
round is profound im so glad its fashionable to be large again
their music was terrible and the audience hated the theatrical antics of the precocious underfoot noisemaker kids it was not until a hundred years later that untrained children would be celebrated for making punk music named in honor of the original artists
give us all your budweiser or were boarding the pontoon boat
stealing my harp are you give me one good reason why i shouldnt castle doctrine your ass right now
its made of grapes well dont that beat all sure ill give it a whirl you guys wanna try some too
thank you for calling 12737468715236457263 no one is available to take your call to leave a message please press 3701927 if you need more time press 927028938 when you are finished dial 7114628 or hang up
be a dear will you and slide a teacup onto my finger we'll have to find someone to move that table closer one of these days
henriette this is such a delight we must settle all our disagreements with a dance off from this point foward
nooo my hoes my my area codes be still gaius ludacris you shall have all the women you desire once you come with me
youre bored well unless you think you can invent a nintendo youd better learn to read
no ive got the personal ad right here says youre nineteen i shouldve known you were older too cause you had them print an oil portrait of yourself instead of a photograph
you can have all this jesus come with me to the depths of hell and become one of are you listening hello jeses have you been anointing yourself with that weed oil again that shit will turn you into a hippie you know the romans hate hippies
well michael that makes two of us who think that dances are lame would you like to duck out and have a cigar with me behind the servants quarters
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
