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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: adoption confusion * Text: it had been four years since claire age 25 had been adopted by the huggins family confusing her hipster wear with actual childrens clothing and her low mumble for a speech impediment they moved her into their spare bedroom and raised her as their own on occasion shed work up the courage to tell them the truth only to talk herself out of it with the excuse that shed one day brag to her friends that not only was she not racist her whole family is black
08-31-10

adoption confusion
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Married To The Sea comic: party like its 1985 * Text: lets party like its 1985 or 1991 in the midwest
08-30-10

party like its 1985
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Married To The Sea comic: family freakshow * Text: see things youll never believe a family with two parents enjoying the outdoors
08-29-10

family freakshow
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Married To The Sea comic: is it safe * Text: safe yeah its i mean its pretty safe its like picking red at roulette safest bet in the house
08-28-10

is it safe
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Married To The Sea comic: magic tinyman * Text: youre naked i spend a thousand pounds on a magic tinyman and they dont send clothes clothes are extra man it says that clearly in the catalog
08-27-10

magic tinyman
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Married To The Sea comic: good netiquette * Text: its good netiquette you read my page now you sign the guestbook
08-26-10

good netiquette
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Married To The Sea comic: my wife wants gyros * Text: what are you doing idiot just pray for a sheep if your wife wants gyros damn here heres a sheep its like youre trying to get me fired
08-25-10

my wife wants gyros
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Married To The Sea comic: prayer of the woods * Text: this is a perfect spot everyone close your eyes bow your heads and pray with me dear father our lord in heaven we ask you this day to show us where the keys to the van are give us a sign lord so that we may drive back home before it gets dark amen
08-24-10

prayer of the woods
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Married To The Sea comic: do the same thing * Text: yeah ive taken some money from the insurance industry slipped some anti small business laws into the healthcare reform bill and fought single payer healthcare tooth and nail despite being elected to create it but wouldnt you do the same thing if you were an insane corrupt asshole
08-23-10

do the same thing
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Married To The Sea comic: bike stalker * Text: they say the bike stalker rides right up behind you and when no ones looking scchk switchblade to the throat well im not afriad of that not in our neighborhood
08-22-10

bike stalker
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Married To The Sea comic: expensive balloons * Text: well kids heliums a lot cheaper than nitrous the lowest i can go is eight bucks a balloon those cloggers start in 10 minutes and if youre anything like me you dont want to hear them sober
08-21-10

expensive balloons
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Married To The Sea comic: inbox is out of control * Text: damn my inbox is out of control i need some kinda lifehack to deal with this
08-20-10

inbox is out of control
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Married To The Sea comic: the unkindness of hats * Text: no i dont want to just try the hat on carly you think i dont remember what happend you think i dont have any memories in this little head of min is that it
08-19-10

the unkindness of hats
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Married To The Sea comic: gentlemen i suspect * Text: no i didnt bring the charley francis oliver none of you brought these cigars gentlemen i suspect we may be smoking ghost blunts
08-18-10

gentlemen i suspect
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Married To The Sea comic: a present that i made myself * Text: oh what is this a present that you made yourself lets read the tag to daddy really ava daddy youre six years old you need to start addressing me as mr taylor
08-17-10

a present that i made myself
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Married To The Sea comic: fucking birds * Text: fucking birds get out of here the pecked to death rider on my life insurance doesnt start until monday
08-16-10

fucking birds
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Married To The Sea comic: should have read the instruction manual * Text: ugh horses are really hard to ride
08-15-10

should have read the instruction manual
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Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati wine train * Text: as a metaphor the cincinnati wine train 1875-1876 was a success but as local transportation it failed miserably it left many passengers stranded on a one way track to liver failure and even its luckiest riders climbed off with a tannin headache
08-14-10

cincinnati wine train
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Married To The Sea comic: castle pissmonster * Text: here we are castle pissmonster once we slip past the pissguards and kill the evil pissmonster our men will finally be free of the scourge of urination so we hold on dont we all have to urinate i dont thing the pissmonster you idiot women dont pee if we kill the pissmonster men wont have to either
08-13-10

castle pissmonster
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Married To The Sea comic: biblical magic eye * Text: you still dont see it cross your eyes a little bit until the two dots converge its just a dolphin man an orange dolphin in 3-d no big deal if you cant get it to work
08-12-10

biblical magic eye
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Married To The Sea comic: hoarder decision process * Text: what do you think henry would this car balance on top of the seven foot high pile of clothes and garbage in my bathroom
08-11-10

hoarder decision process
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Married To The Sea comic: golf trip * Text: get outta the way indian im trying to wait am i tripping goddamn it i am im tripping balls
08-10-10

golf trip
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Married To The Sea comic: shhhh i didnt see it * Text: shhh i didnt see bp donating 6 million to congress since 1990 if you didnt
08-09-10

shhhh i didnt see it
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Married To The Sea comic: gotta shave * Text: you gotta shave the top of your head man its what all the important guys are doing now you wanna look like a commoner oh man it looks like hes falling for it shhhh dont turn around
08-08-10

gotta shave
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Married To The Sea comic: wish fulfillment train style * Text: ticket checker sir please give the conductor my warm regards ive take out ads in the paper for years hoping to be squished by two angry matrons and its finally happened
08-07-10

wish fulfillment train style
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Married To The Sea comic: waves of irritation * Text: waves of irritation spread out from an annoyance like ripples in a pond when enough ripples have washed ashore unto a man he responds with an utterance equal in power to these waves which if the annoyance is a child may temporarily stop the irritation and or make the child cry
08-06-10

waves of irritation
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Married To The Sea comic: office laps * Text: loretta you want to turn that thing off and the run office laps with us dont tease her im sure shes doing something important ted e diary day 32 i hate the office runners who do they think they are
08-05-10

office laps
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Married To The Sea comic: office runners no ice skates * Text: hey wozniak yeah you no ice skates in the office youre gonna shred the carpet
08-04-10

office runners no ice skates
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Married To The Sea comic: stop take * Text: chk stop stop take marcy you look it looks like uh lets get you a different microphone
08-03-10

stop take
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Married To The Sea comic: should get a lifecar * Text: we should get a lifecar darling a lifecar what do you mean a little car we can carry on board in case our main car fails id hate to have to walk
08-02-10

should get a lifecar
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Married To The Sea comic: the sound machine * Text: do you mean like a faint scratching and clanking sound because yes i do hear that out of the ear without the tube in it
08-01-10

the sound machine
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec