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it had been four years since claire age 25 had been adopted by the huggins family confusing her hipster wear with actual childrens clothing and her low mumble for a speech impediment they moved her into their spare bedroom and raised her as their own on occasion shed work up the courage to tell them the truth only to talk herself out of it with the excuse that shed one day brag to her friends that not only was she not racist her whole family is black
lets party like its 1985 or 1991 in the midwest
see things youll never believe a family with two parents enjoying the outdoors
safe yeah its i mean its pretty safe its like picking red at roulette safest bet in the house
youre naked i spend a thousand pounds on a magic tinyman and they dont send clothes clothes are extra man it says that clearly in the catalog
its good netiquette you read my page now you sign the guestbook
what are you doing idiot just pray for a sheep if your wife wants gyros damn here heres a sheep its like youre trying to get me fired
this is a perfect spot everyone close your eyes bow your heads and pray with me dear father our lord in heaven we ask you this day to show us where the keys to the van are give us a sign lord so that we may drive back home before it gets dark amen
yeah ive taken some money from the insurance industry slipped some anti small business laws into the healthcare reform bill and fought single payer healthcare tooth and nail despite being elected to create it but wouldnt you do the same thing if you were an insane corrupt asshole
they say the bike stalker rides right up behind you and when no ones looking scchk switchblade to the throat well im not afriad of that not in our neighborhood
well kids heliums a lot cheaper than nitrous the lowest i can go is eight bucks a balloon those cloggers start in 10 minutes and if youre anything like me you dont want to hear them sober
damn my inbox is out of control i need some kinda lifehack to deal with this
no i dont want to just try the hat on carly you think i dont remember what happend you think i dont have any memories in this little head of min is that it
no i didnt bring the charley francis oliver none of you brought these cigars gentlemen i suspect we may be smoking ghost blunts
oh what is this a present that you made yourself lets read the tag to daddy really ava daddy youre six years old you need to start addressing me as mr taylor
fucking birds get out of here the pecked to death rider on my life insurance doesnt start until monday
ugh horses are really hard to ride
as a metaphor the cincinnati wine train 1875-1876 was a success but as local transportation it failed miserably it left many passengers stranded on a one way track to liver failure and even its luckiest riders climbed off with a tannin headache
here we are castle pissmonster once we slip past the pissguards and kill the evil pissmonster our men will finally be free of the scourge of urination so we hold on dont we all have to urinate i dont thing the pissmonster you idiot women dont pee if we kill the pissmonster men wont have to either
you still dont see it cross your eyes a little bit until the two dots converge its just a dolphin man an orange dolphin in 3-d no big deal if you cant get it to work
what do you think henry would this car balance on top of the seven foot high pile of clothes and garbage in my bathroom
get outta the way indian im trying to wait am i tripping goddamn it i am im tripping balls
shhh i didnt see bp donating 6 million to congress since 1990 if you didnt
you gotta shave the top of your head man its what all the important guys are doing now you wanna look like a commoner oh man it looks like hes falling for it shhhh dont turn around
ticket checker sir please give the conductor my warm regards ive take out ads in the paper for years hoping to be squished by two angry matrons and its finally happened
waves of irritation spread out from an annoyance like ripples in a pond when enough ripples have washed ashore unto a man he responds with an utterance equal in power to these waves which if the annoyance is a child may temporarily stop the irritation and or make the child cry
loretta you want to turn that thing off and the run office laps with us dont tease her im sure shes doing something important ted e diary day 32 i hate the office runners who do they think they are
hey wozniak yeah you no ice skates in the office youre gonna shred the carpet
chk stop stop take marcy you look it looks like uh lets get you a different microphone
we should get a lifecar darling a lifecar what do you mean a little car we can carry on board in case our main car fails id hate to have to walk
do you mean like a faint scratching and clanking sound because yes i do hear that out of the ear without the tube in it
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
