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Married To The Sea comic: o benevolent god * Text: o benevolent god help us in our time of need and give us bread so that we may not starve wine say wine too come on
02-28-10

o benevolent god
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Married To The Sea comic: cookie castle was her idea all along * Text: ive made too much batter again eugene you have to help me use it all up somehow im thinking cookie castle are you with me
02-27-10

cookie castle was her idea all along
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Married To The Sea comic: garden of delights * Text: miss knickers garden of delights ink dipped quill 50p french bulldog 30p reverse french bulldog 40p horseless marriage 15p chimney sweep 40p full chimney sweep 65p the tigers hungry maw 75p double poke and jab 60p hermit crab 35p train conductor 25p the old fruit and nuts 90p
02-26-10

garden of delights
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Married To The Sea comic: two carry ons * Text: scottys so happy to see you that was a hard flight i could only have two carry ons so i had to check him at the gate
02-25-10

two carry ons
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Married To The Sea comic: native american plan b * Text: okay looks on red river bison buffalo pants i think its time to switch to plan B we go undercover blend in with the white man invent sams club and exterminate them through obesity you in
02-24-10

native american plan b
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Married To The Sea comic: i hate thinking * Text: i hate thinking me too
02-23-10

i hate thinking
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Married To The Sea comic: peace out * Text: peace out peace out the priest cried leaving the sinner on the temple steps below i aint got time for your covets i just got promoted and with that the clouds closed in and he was forever gone
02-22-10

peace out
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Married To The Sea comic: supposed to bleed * Text: children stop crying or you'll have to start from the beginning your fingers are supposed to bleed thats how you know you're getting good
02-21-10

supposed to bleed
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Married To The Sea comic: all this sheep hair * Text: you know i bet we could make something out of all this sheep hair we keep having to shave off
02-20-10

all this sheep hair
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Married To The Sea comic: nice muff * Text: whoa nice muff damn thats a fine muff
02-19-10

nice muff
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Married To The Sea comic: your new god * Text: people bow down i am your new gahahaha your new hahahaha ah i cant stop laughing sorry new god
02-18-10

your new god
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Married To The Sea comic: armadillo hustlin * Text: you puttin in that foraging work man every day lo every day get grubs and beetles knowmsayin
02-17-10

armadillo hustlin
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Married To The Sea comic: ladies contemporary haircuts * Text: ladies contemporary hair cuts spider fish duck tree and 18 more
02-16-10

ladies contemporary haircuts
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Married To The Sea comic: breaking your hip * Text: no edna you dont worry yourself over breaking your hip again if that happens well take you straight back here and euthanize you before the pain gets a chance to kick in
02-15-10

breaking your hip
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Married To The Sea comic: baby elephant * Text: margaret shame on you that baby elephant belongs to the zoo were going back this instant and you shall apologize both to the zoo and that poor elephants mother
02-14-10

baby elephant
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Married To The Sea comic: the first hula hoop * Text: oh damned child if you want to play with a hoop put it round yourself not out in the street
02-13-10

the first hula hoop
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Married To The Sea comic: welfare penguin * Text: hungry haha no hes not hungry jason thats a welfare penguin hes just looking for a handout
02-12-10

welfare penguin
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Married To The Sea comic: nicer landmarks * Text: you mind if we find some nicer landmarks abigail these fucked up old buildings just make me feel like im at the babysitters house on columbus day
02-11-10

nicer landmarks
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Married To The Sea comic: want to get heartworm * Text: swallow the pill swallow it do you want to get heartworm
02-10-10

want to get heartworm
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Married To The Sea comic: horseless carriage * Text: youre lucky this is a horseless carriage you not lookin both ways ass motherfucker
02-09-10

horseless carriage
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Married To The Sea comic: the prophecy of sarah palin * Text: the elder will pick a woman as his second in command and she will be truly ignorant of the laws of society yet the people will herald her as a leader and she will travel the nation and crowds will assemble to hear her speak shit i hope hes wrong
02-08-10

the prophecy of sarah palin
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Married To The Sea comic: whale research * Text: whale come back we just want to research you
02-07-10

whale research
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Married To The Sea comic: whoomp theres a fish * Text: its not working try something catchier try whoomp theres a fish
02-06-10

whoomp theres a fish
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Married To The Sea comic: rap transcription * Text: with my 44 mag in your face like mace leavin dead bodies stacked up by the fireplace ok read back what you have so far
02-05-10

rap transcription
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Married To The Sea comic: organic as fuck * Text: you like the cake its organic as fuck cruelty free wheat vegan sugar guy who baked it even lives in the field behind whole foods
02-04-10

organic as fuck
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Married To The Sea comic: heres your key * Text: heres your key your rooms the one down the hall that smells like dorals and old jizz
02-03-10

heres your key
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Married To The Sea comic: stick control * Text: you feeling like a big man now burglar shoulda robbed my neighbor hes one of those liberals always voting for stick control
02-02-10

stick control
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Married To The Sea comic: gonna get cannibal * Text: hey hey any yall got any seeds any yall got some seed hey shit is gonna get cannibal if that beak dont close
02-01-10

gonna get cannibal
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec