Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-10: fake violin

Married To The Sea comic: fake violin * Text: the shopkeeper frowned hed paid good money for a violin before only to later find out it was a fake violin known as a viola

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01-30-10: long in the middle

Married To The Sea comic: long in the middle * Text: damned idiot did you hear a word i said leave it long in the middle so i can fauxhawk it on the weekend

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01-29-10: secret compartment

Married To The Sea comic: secret compartment * Text: i put secret compartment in clock you need secret compartment yes pretty lady always need secret place for ether you need either for clock

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01-28-10: box auction

Married To The Sea comic: box auction * Text: o who will offer a sum of coins for these boxes i will not dost thou accept paypal not i

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01-27-10: stop hitting yourself

Married To The Sea comic: stop hitting yourself * Text: and the angel said to him stop hitting yourself be he could not stop for the angel was hitting him with his own hands

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01-26-10: western imperialist

Married To The Sea comic: western imperialist * Text: nobody understand how hard it is to be a western imperialist hiram sometimes i think i should have taken a nap on one of those smallpox blankets you know would have been easier than this bullshit

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01-25-10: id est quod id est

Married To The Sea comic: id est quod id est * Text: et tu brute id est quod id est

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01-24-10: new generation of vacuums

Married To The Sea comic: new generation of vacuums * Text: you just relax mom these new vacuums are a lot more efficient they dont need leaded gas, either maybe its time you threw out that old soviet upright

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01-23-10: private moping lessons

Married To The Sea comic: private moping lessons * Text: yes boy like that keep shuffling and moping its not easy buy youll get the hang of it

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01-22-10: plants died

Married To The Sea comic: plants died * Text: theres no good or bad in painting its just that plants dies to make all that linseed oil and theyre probably sad to end up like this

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01-21-10: but mom they have bread

Married To The Sea comic: but mom they have bread * Text: no shhhh kids shhhh ill throw something up for you later

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01-20-10: do not return

Married To The Sea comic: do not return * Text: do not return until you have filled the urn with water and if they have reeces pieces get those too or the peanut butter eggs

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01-19-10: krill bills or pills

Married To The Sea comic: krill bills or pills * Text: dont even think about it remora krill bills or pills nobody rides for free

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01-18-10: can i see that

Married To The Sea comic: can i see that * Text: oi can i see that walkin stick see with your spectacles not with your handtacles you cretin

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01-17-10: any bread

Married To The Sea comic: any bread * Text: i wonder if that guy has any bread

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01-16-10: pictures for the brochure

Married To The Sea comic: pictures for the brochure * Text: hey stewardess you gonna take pictures of this for the brochure or something last time i flew all i got was peanuts and a cup of flat ale 8

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01-15-10: vegan camping trip

Married To The Sea comic: vegan camping trip * Text: see this isnt so bad kids these quorn nuggets toast up just like marshmallows

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01-14-10: chicken impressions

Married To The Sea comic: chicken impressions * Text: check this out who am i dook a deedle dee dook a deedle deeeee dook dook dook you dont know that thats dad hes always saying that okay heres another wawwk stop stealing my eggs wawwwwk come on you know who that is

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01-13-10: conceptual photography

Married To The Sea comic: conceptual photography * Text: ladies writhe more look like youre dying and you drag that horse over this way ugh conceptual art is such a goddamn pain

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01-12-10: record wishes

Married To The Sea comic: record wishes * Text: ah i love my records i just wish they were smaller more expensive and illegal to share with my friends

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01-11-10: rank gondolier farts

Married To The Sea comic: rank gondolier farts * Text: what the hell is that rankness heather you smell that like someones been eatin nothin but onion and sausage tacos

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01-10-10: secretaries on strike

Married To The Sea comic: secretaries on strike * Text: okay next item on the agenda we all refuse to type faster than 25 WPM until they cover manicures on the health insurance plan all those in favor

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01-09-10: something on your hair

Married To The Sea comic: something on your hair * Text: you got something on your hair baby what where its a giant dumb ass looking veil right on top of your head

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01-08-10: dynamite factory drama

Married To The Sea comic: dynamite factory drama * Text: were running out of nitroglycerin hattie grab us another barrel you got more fingers than me and josephine combined

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01-07-10: sugar surprise

Married To The Sea comic: sugar surprise * Text: you want a sugar surprise janice sure whats a sugar surprise its where i secretly come in the cocktail shaker and then shit im sorry now it wont be a surprise maybe next time

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01-06-10: colored paint

Married To The Sea comic: colored paint * Text: miss stop stop at once youre getting colored paint all over that square

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01-05-10: lets get some lunch

Married To The Sea comic: lets get some lunch * Text: im hungry lets get some lunch me too some 19 year old soldiers would really hit the spot

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01-04-10: get it together clarence

Married To The Sea comic: get it together clarence * Text: youve got to get it together clarence youll be nine next week and its time you got some good clothes stopped slouching and started looking for a job

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01-03-10: romantic cruise

Married To The Sea comic: romantic cruise * Text: isnt it romantic jack it sure is wide open sea cocktails nonody here but us and 1400 other people who had a week off work

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01-02-10: lay down the freemasonry

Married To The Sea comic: lay down the freemasonry * Text:

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01-01-10: orthoscopic surgery

Married To The Sea comic: orthoscopic surgery * Text:

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec