archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
the shopkeeper frowned hed paid good money for a violin before only to later find out it was a fake violin known as a viola
damned idiot did you hear a word i said leave it long in the middle so i can fauxhawk it on the weekend
i put secret compartment in clock you need secret compartment yes pretty lady always need secret place for ether you need either for clock
o who will offer a sum of coins for these boxes i will not dost thou accept paypal not i
and the angel said to him stop hitting yourself be he could not stop for the angel was hitting him with his own hands
nobody understand how hard it is to be a western imperialist hiram sometimes i think i should have taken a nap on one of those smallpox blankets you know would have been easier than this bullshit
et tu brute id est quod id est
you just relax mom these new vacuums are a lot more efficient they dont need leaded gas, either maybe its time you threw out that old soviet upright
yes boy like that keep shuffling and moping its not easy buy youll get the hang of it
theres no good or bad in painting its just that plants dies to make all that linseed oil and theyre probably sad to end up like this
no shhhh kids shhhh ill throw something up for you later
do not return until you have filled the urn with water and if they have reeces pieces get those too or the peanut butter eggs
dont even think about it remora krill bills or pills nobody rides for free
oi can i see that walkin stick see with your spectacles not with your handtacles you cretin
i wonder if that guy has any bread
hey stewardess you gonna take pictures of this for the brochure or something last time i flew all i got was peanuts and a cup of flat ale 8
see this isnt so bad kids these quorn nuggets toast up just like marshmallows
check this out who am i dook a deedle dee dook a deedle deeeee dook dook dook you dont know that thats dad hes always saying that okay heres another wawwk stop stealing my eggs wawwwwk come on you know who that is
ladies writhe more look like youre dying and you drag that horse over this way ugh conceptual art is such a goddamn pain
ah i love my records i just wish they were smaller more expensive and illegal to share with my friends
what the hell is that rankness heather you smell that like someones been eatin nothin but onion and sausage tacos
okay next item on the agenda we all refuse to type faster than 25 WPM until they cover manicures on the health insurance plan all those in favor
you got something on your hair baby what where its a giant dumb ass looking veil right on top of your head
were running out of nitroglycerin hattie grab us another barrel you got more fingers than me and josephine combined
you want a sugar surprise janice sure whats a sugar surprise its where i secretly come in the cocktail shaker and then shit im sorry now it wont be a surprise maybe next time
miss stop stop at once youre getting colored paint all over that square
im hungry lets get some lunch me too some 19 year old soldiers would really hit the spot
youve got to get it together clarence youll be nine next week and its time you got some good clothes stopped slouching and started looking for a job
isnt it romantic jack it sure is wide open sea cocktails nonody here but us and 1400 other people who had a week off work
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
