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yeah it feel great to help people who really need wait were giving them ducks poor people dont know how to cook duck theyre gonna try to put it in the microwave like a pizza roll im taking these home so they dont go to waste
magic flag the more you wave it the less you understand about civics no electricity needed send 45 cents to flag box 12 columbus o
shrimp the slim jim of fish
what are you doing this isnt my car they arent your bags anymore either maam this is a foreclosure
look at those mortals they cant help but fight each other sad isnt it yeah we oughta tape this call it human fights itd sell like crazy to all those gods wrath angels you in
you guys are still repeatin that little dogies meme heh out where i come from thats old as hell i been sitting here waiting for yall to bust out the chisholm trail or LOL calfs
whoa whoa leave off i aint your daddy i aint payin no angel support dad dont leave us please dad
its an alien technology which requires a human to keep spinning it and tossing it up in the air every few seconds how amazing here let me give you a hundred alien dollars for it
im a king they cant make me row this boat no youre a little king man thats a beer big difference
dammit bird i dont clomp out in the yard and shit in your birdhouse do you mind paying me the same courtesy
is that so thats quite long joseph at least twice as long as my own penis
meriwether i asked you before we left on the expedition if you needed your spectacles and you said nah im cool im guessing you meant you were too cool to read the map
theres no spoon in any of these how are we gonna get our mac and cheese i have an idea helen reach in your purse and pass me that thing you use to pee standing up
were back colin hows your caricature goi what the shit whyd you draw his forehead so big smart guy you some kinda moron get up colin were not paying for this shit
go horse go i dont want to be stuck looking at the back of that mans horrible hat all the way to town your windows are down chap do go around but know that those in glass hats shouldnt throw hats
beat it old man this is my turf ive been quackerying on this corner for years
nnnngh hnnnngh guys lets just untie the knot hurrrr ehhhh muhhhhh
ah refreshing one hopes they never outlaw smoking while writing doubtful though itd be like telling office workers theyre not allowed to drink in the office
hey theres a rabbit over there to the right my right your left check it out fool i will not be distracted your loss man whoa here some two more hey rabbits
i told you that you werent coming with us nicole mom and dad are using you as the control group they want to see if taking kids on vacation makes them happier as adults
hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king glory to my ding a ling
absalom come on i said light bondage i dont want you to sell me to the egyptians or anything
okay i see some wheat and cows does anyone in your family deal with wheat or cows my whole family farms wheat and cows how did you know
how many times i gotta roll through a crossing without blowing my horn before someone wrecks into my train im getting tired of holding this camera
tired of getting poked with umbrellas old chap ive got a great new product that takes the stab out of the jab its called umbrella guard and i happen to have several of them with me at this moment
item 19 antique stained glass lamp let me hear five dollars to destroy it with my gavel lemmehear lemmehear five five boh wholl give ten ten ten ten ten lemmehear ten ten tne going once going twice at five dollars sold
nah im not gonna make it in today just feel like chilling out you can keep the factory running right hire some kids keep the gears grinding it aint brain chirurgery
i can hardly believe my pumpkin catapult is almost finished just a matter of days until i can destroy food for entertainment
shit the lakes handing me a sword what do i do is it rude to just grab it shit you get your minor in swords and they still dont teach you about the most basic things
im what im the biggest bundle of sticks youve oh thats funny listen buddy im gonna collect your soul whether you like it or not dont make me wish i would have grabbed it that day you passed out from autoerotic asphyxiation 8 years ago
they loved that one tell em the ribbit ribbit joke next theyll die ah hahahah hahahaha ha ha
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
