Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-10: last rites

Married To The Sea comic: last rites * Text: im sorry to disappoint you mrs brown but last rites are just prayers and a cracker youre thinking of make a wish

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06-29-10: new at bingo

Married To The Sea comic: new at bingo * Text: gerald i dont know what that announcer is saying but i love this look at my card i made a smiley face

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06-28-10: compact disc research

Married To The Sea comic: compact disc research * Text: these mega discs are great janice but what we really need is something smaller something that can break easily make em so they rot out after ten or twelve years, too

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06-27-10: rocket man

Married To The Sea comic: rocket man * Text: im not the man they think i am at home oh no no no im a rocket man rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone please no no more i did it ill confess please

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06-26-10: first place at internet

Married To The Sea comic: first place at internet * Text: internet first place it was have and your foes were strong but you triumphed you won the argument congratulations

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06-25-10: armageddon chart

Married To The Sea comic: armageddon chart * Text: oh i just thought of a con to armageddon everyone dies does that count armageddon pro con cool to watch earth cleansed rapture possible

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06-24-10: i think its really important

Married To The Sea comic: i think its really important * Text: hold on jimmy just make it seem like i think its really important if you tell the boss that i definitely give a shit then he might understand

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06-23-10: beer flowchart

Married To The Sea comic: beer flowchart * Text: fridge is full of beer better make room were out of beer lets buy beer

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06-22-10: keep at it chap

Married To The Sea comic: keep at it chap * Text: keep at it chap these boots go all the way up

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06-21-10: conservative liberal political cartoon

Married To The Sea comic: conservative liberal political cartoon * Text: conservative political cartoon im a regular guy and im tired of paying all these taxes me no speeka eenglees free doctor por favor liberal political cartoon im a rich guy and the government just plain old gave me all this money im a regular guy and i cant make ends meet

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06-20-10: the king aint no dummy

Married To The Sea comic: the king aint no dummy * Text: is this another one of those multi level marketing scams not a scam my lord its simply a packet of great information about some investment opportunities you can work at home here in the castle fool begone lest i put my name on a list and have all my subjects send a dollar to every name on the list

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06-19-10: free steak dinner

Married To The Sea comic: free steak dinner * Text: and the grand prize winner of a free steak dinner for two is mrs mabel cantankerson 324 forest drive congratulations mom i mean mrs cantankerson

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06-18-10: photos with the sphinx

Married To The Sea comic: photos with the sphinx * Text: weve already taken like a dozen of me just standing here let me get close to the camera and ill hold my arms up like raaagh i ripped off the sphinx head raaaaagh

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06-17-10: the vest brothers

Married To The Sea comic: the vest brothers * Text: while their first single vests are best went straight to #1 on the pop charts their followups vested chest and pro vest protest didnt even break the top 100 within the year the vest brothers sank into obscurity

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06-16-10: the utterly fantastic invention

Married To The Sea comic: the utterly fantastic invention * Text: this this is utterly fantastic ill be a million no ill be al billionaire with this i shall call my invention porno

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06-15-10: up to your ears

Married To The Sea comic: up to your ears * Text: boys great job you really played hard i know i dont have to tell you this but sports are the fast track to snizz in this country keep catching those balls and youll be up to your ears in it.

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06-14-10: the vacuum game

Married To The Sea comic: the vacuum game * Text: telling brandon that the vacuum was a game really worked out i bet we can get little brayden here to do dishes in a couple years think a little bigger honey maybe we can have him pick stocks or get some VC funding

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06-13-10: accurate moon simulator

Married To The Sea comic: accurate moon simulator * Text: julie i cant breathe cough yeah hes just got some corrosive dust in his eyes cry it out taylor they can fix your eyes back on earth

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06-12-10: goose feeding

Married To The Sea comic: goose feeding * Text: looks like its just you and me for dinner stephen harper i got you 40 timbits and a bagel b e l t hope youre hungry

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06-11-10: vegetarian burgers

Married To The Sea comic: vegetarian burgers * Text: what do you mean greg of course these burgers arent vegetarian the buns might be thats it some lady was asking about it i guess i was half right

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06-10-10: handful of glitter

Married To The Sea comic: handful of glitter * Text: how about i give you a dollar and you dont give me a handful of glitter and a glitter balloon

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06-09-10: mcmansions

Married To The Sea comic: mcmansions * Text: yeah this is the spot right here that psychic told me theyd build gigantic empty houses here one day something called mcmansions scottish i guess

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06-08-10: burning out my canoe

Married To The Sea comic: burning out my canoe * Text: hold up guys im still burning out my canoe hold up ugh this sucks if we hadnt discovered how to ferment fruit gotten drunk and yelled neandertards at those cavemen we wouldnt have to go populate asia

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06-07-10: such an eerie sound

Married To The Sea comic: such an eerie sound * Text: this bow pipe bell makes such an eerie sound such an eerie post rock sound i must reunite godspeed you black emperor they need to hear this

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06-06-10: use only as prescribed

Married To The Sea comic: use only as prescribed * Text: ill write you a prescription for laudanum for your bad knee mrs aldridge and for your anxiety well get you some laudanum ill also be sending you home with some laudanum in case your insomnia flares up before i see you next.

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06-05-10: are you a sheep

Married To The Sea comic: are you a sheep * Text: whoa hey there are you a sheep no im not dont feel bad though everyone asks me that im actually a sheep

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06-04-10: abbreviations

Married To The Sea comic: abbreviations * Text: these short words are fantastic mamie have you thought of a name yet no why dont we call them abbreviations

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06-03-10: hedge trimmer

Married To The Sea comic: hedge trimmer * Text: keep pulling dont drop the line i really need this hedgetrimmer

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06-02-10: devil wheels

Married To The Sea comic: devil wheels * Text: woman get rid of those devil wheels a lady down the road here bought some and within a week she was trying to vote theyll put thoughts in you devil thoughts

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06-01-10: eaglehorse

Married To The Sea comic: eaglehorse * Text: no i mean im sorry eaglehorse but im just gonna ride you around until i can sell you at a profit its called flipping saw it on a scroll called flip that eaglehorse

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec