archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
theres no such thing as dreams daniel now go back to sleep

america were #1 at leaving our dogs outside all say

me i want to go can i go on the special mission too

improve your attitude or this lunch is over molly for your information it does still count as camping if you live in a van in the woods we just camp more than your friends is all

well the fair was good cow won first place but were not allowed to eat him now if you can figure out how to cook this medal and eat it for six months i wont have to send it back

im a hippooooo ugh i hope hippos go extinct

you thin you can waltz in here fresh from coca cola and eat on my seal hell no son

here it is guys straight from my contact in japan completely indistinguishable from any other black box recorder but its got a hidden circuit that records fart noises onto the tape every twenty seconds

did i just burn my sheep and eat my firewood shit im gonna get natural selected

no actually the funny thing is when you finally stop making red its even worse you feel horrible all the time and youre always mad im glad we had this talk arent you

quit lollygagging and get up out of the water your father and i didnt evolve so you could lay in the water like a damn fish

strange, im not getting a pulse in your wrist let me see if i can find one in your buttcheek

i knew it was your first time on the oregon trail when you bought that piano sfine though i aint gonna tell anyone

matilda the hairs you have sent with your last letter are just the sort enclosed is an envelope with paid postage i beg you to send an additional 9997 hairs so that i may know the pleasure of coiffure once again yours fondly thomas

hey andre andre check out that guy over there should we be making our roof tilted like him

shh dont cry the desert isnt that bad lots of space no traffic we can check if they have craigslist

you guys better not be lying if they dont at least have pokemon silver at the hospital im walking

my son while god is everywhere i do not think he has visited under your roof he does not typically leave dead birds out front or meow at night while you sleep

are you sure you dont want to hear what i came to tell you i even brought you a ghost flower look woooooo ghoooost flower

you see what you can do under there mister ill go look for your horse

sir if you want to wait nervously youll have to step over there and stand with those gentlemen

plenty of our graduates go straight into wine drinking positions they said bullshit now i bet theyre gonna say i need to get my doctorate in wine to do that

not a fast reader eh ill leave this page open and you can whistle for me when it needs turned ill be in the back

angel angel help me perhaps what can you do for me in turn ill ill go to church every day thats more of a god thing you got any angel food maybe a cake

youre right helen this island sure is a lot like the mahiki back home never got sleeping sickness there but still

im sorry lass but itd never work out youre stuffed full of body thetans and youd never be allowed at our OTS parties

arent you afraid they are going to make fun of him in school i dont care what the kids are wearing these days my son is not going our with his socks any higher than his knees

you havent renamed any of the blocks youre playing british empire darling coming up with new names for the savage lands is the best part of imperialism

and who careful im standing up wooo i finally did it yeah im actually a huge surfer too bad there arent any waves out here or id shred the fuck out of em

you dont like my weave theres the window you can leave outta here

you ready for dinner man no doubt im gonna eat so much garbage they outlaw my meat

archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






