Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-10: a better language

Married To The Sea comic: a better language * Text: you know a better language whats that supposed to mean shirley theres no such thing as a programming language beter than COBOL

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05-30-10: its gonna rain

Married To The Sea comic: its gonna rain * Text: look up guys its gonna rain any minute should left your robes at home them shirts just weigh you down when it gets preciptitating

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05-29-10: is that a mouse

Married To The Sea comic: is that a mouse * Text: guys hey guys listen do you hear that scratching is that a mouse i hope we dont have a goddamn mouse just thinking about a mouse running around in here ugh mice are sick as hell

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05-28-10: wang terminals ruled

Married To The Sea comic: wang terminals ruled * Text: thank you for calling this is doug yes i do have a wang what kind lets see it looks like a 12 inch orange wang whats so fun hello hello

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05-27-10: always super strong

Married To The Sea comic: always super strong * Text: uh no i dont think so the farmer explained it to me one day ass stands for always super strong its nothing to do with anyones butt

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05-26-10: not time for bed yet

Married To The Sea comic: not time for bed yet * Text: no its not time for bed yet hailey weve only just started john galts monologue pull yourself up by your sleepstraps this is the best part

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05-25-10: hey guys angel here

Married To The Sea comic: hey guys angel here * Text: hey guys angel here just stopping by to see what part of dont kill other people you arent getting

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05-24-10: dont look awesome

Married To The Sea comic: dont look awesome * Text: i havent a clue why you dont look awesome henry if thats any consolation it might skip generations and your kidsll look awesome

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05-23-10: better make it fast

Married To The Sea comic: better make it fast * Text: okay coast is clear wed better make it fast death cause my parents are gonna be home soon you know how much they dislike you coming over here.

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05-22-10: sock ogled

Married To The Sea comic: sock ogled * Text: dont be bashful ladies im quite used to being sock-ogled

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05-21-10: cow mine

Married To The Sea comic: cow mine * Text: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh cow mine

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05-20-10: that cabbage will do

Married To The Sea comic: that cabbage will do * Text: yes that cabbage will do would you cook it for me like at whole foods just a bit of sea salt some pepper throw a little salmon filet on top

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05-19-10: enormous lump

Married To The Sea comic: enormous lump * Text: youve got an enormous lump behind your teeth mr hughes you need to see a lumpologist straightaway im just a dentist so i havent a clue what to do with that

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05-18-10: his name is scott

Married To The Sea comic: his name is scott * Text: hello there young man whats your name his name is scott say hello scott my thats a mouthful ill just call you marvin

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05-17-10: hope they dont call me

Married To The Sea comic: hope they dont call me * Text: shit i hope they dont call me up to the table i have no idea what theyre doing wait am i dreaming that explains the fish hands

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05-16-10: stack up lions

Married To The Sea comic: stack up lions * Text: ugh cant believe i didnt see that hole im gonna have to stack these lions if i want to climb out

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05-15-10: my earlobes

Married To The Sea comic: my earlobes * Text: my earlobes are an aesthetic choice david this is how i want to express myself theres nothing wrong with trying to be an individual hey i just said they look dumb man you can hate the way someone painted their house and not think its wrong to paint your house

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05-14-10: dont frown grandma

Married To The Sea comic: dont frown grandma * Text: dont frown grandma mom says its fine for me to say the effer if im not in school or church

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05-13-10: poison pencil

Married To The Sea comic: poison pencil * Text: you dropped your poison pencil tom uh i mean you dropped your pencil regular pencil shit

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05-12-10: weed whackuum

Married To The Sea comic: weed whackuum * Text: this is a great idea why havent we been doing this for years i bet thisd work on those fucking legos too

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05-11-10: lavender sales

Married To The Sea comic: lavender sales * Text: ha no darling i didnt make my money selling lavender im part of a great affiliate marketing program you can join if you like got a brochure right here yours for only 65 pounds

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05-10-10: homeopathic curealls

Married To The Sea comic: homeopathic curealls * Text: cure alls come and buy your homeopathic cure alls heals every disease relieves aches and pains contains nothing but water cure alls damn i should start saying that about my lemonade

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05-09-10: how to grow bees

Married To The Sea comic: how to grow bees * Text: sir just to make certain im doing as you wish you want me to bury the bee hives and cover them with topsoil yes george were trying to grow bees not give them a vacation water them daily when youve got them planted

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05-08-10: invention of the pit

Married To The Sea comic: invention of the pit * Text: yeah itd be just as crowded as this but thered also be a band playing real loud i bet we could get all kinds of people to come to something like that.

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05-07-10: mention your boner

Married To The Sea comic: mention your boner * Text: im glad youre feeling better mr fredericks just keep in mind that if you mention your boner again ill recommend that the doctor amputate it

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05-06-10: dont stare at that poor man

Married To The Sea comic: dont stare at that poor man * Text: dont stare at that poor man rudy starings likely how he lost his legs

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05-05-10: eighty again

Married To The Sea comic: eighty again * Text: this is so much fun evelyn you make me feel like im 80 again young full of life one original hip left

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05-04-10: joined in marriage

Married To The Sea comic: joined in marriage * Text: and so by the power vested in me you are hearfore joinded in marriage before the eyes of the lord and may likewise join your bodies joyfully in his service also if you have a moment later this week please come back and tell me what its like to do it with an adult ive asked some of my students but they just start crying

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05-03-10: clip clop squeak squeak

Married To The Sea comic: clip clop squeak squeak * Text: heavens no we dont want to ride in the carriage we had you come out to the countryside with us for the sound nothings nicer than the clip clop and squeak squeak isnt that right minnie louis shhhhh i cant hear the clip clop

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05-02-10: anyone using this bush

Married To The Sea comic: anyone using this bush * Text: knock knock anyone usin this bush last chance im droppin tights in five seconds

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05-01-10: the real news

Married To The Sea comic: the real news * Text: enough of the politics read us the real news any celebrities get engaged since last week

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec