Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-10: the only commandments

Married To The Sea comic: the only commandments * Text: okay now i need you to sear that you understand these are the only commandments dont make up a bunch of bullshit like my last planet did

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11-29-10: train security theater

Married To The Sea comic: train security theater * Text: im sorry maam but if you want to board the train youll need to submit to a strip search we humbly apologize its the terrorists fault really

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11-28-10: thats not what dunking means

Married To The Sea comic: thats not what dunking means * Text: thats not what dunking means bradley bradley moves in dunks another player and goes for the ball the crowd goes wild

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11-27-10: praise the lord

Married To The Sea comic: praise the lord * Text: praise the lord i was hungry and he has sent a bird with food for me to wait this is a rock

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11-26-10: you look fantastic winifred

Married To The Sea comic: you look fantastic winifred * Text: no you look fantastic winifred if er can get a bucket a case of activia and a drip line of tab in that corner with you until the 26th we wont have to buy a tree this year

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11-25-10: mom has a request

Married To The Sea comic: mom has a request * Text: this heres my mom shes got a request she wants to know why you think this getup is acceptable

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11-24-10: youve got it lucky twerp

Married To The Sea comic: youve got it lucky twerp * Text: youve got it lucky twerp my great grandkids are going to cyberbully the shit out of yours

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11-23-10: share this compartment

Married To The Sea comic: share this compartment * Text: weve got to share this compartment all the way to hampshire friend manners would dictate you at least offer to share your sherm stick with me

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11-22-10: huff my muff

Married To The Sea comic: huff my muff * Text: bernice thank god youre here simon has been after me all day to huff my muff youve got one so maybe you can figure out what hes after

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11-21-10: skeleton luge

Married To The Sea comic: skeleton luge * Text: skeleton coming though skeleton luge beep beep ugh take it to the olympics sledball

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11-20-10: prop up our failing business

Married To The Sea comic: prop up our failing business * Text: thatll teach you to prop up our failing business fuck shits

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11-19-10: how to survive a fire

Married To The Sea comic: how to survive a fire * Text: they say that fyre travels downward only surely we are saved now true yes i wish still for licorice as it is known to extinguish a fyre immediately

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11-18-10: american bitehounds

Married To The Sea comic: american bitehounds * Text: get out and take your north american bite hounds with you

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11-17-10: exercise creep

Married To The Sea comic: exercise creep * Text: carol theres some creep outside the window watching us exercise again can you call security thanks wait actually can you call someone and ask why the entire from of our building is a glass window

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11-16-10: basketweaving 101

Married To The Sea comic: basketweaving 101 * Text: basket weaving 101 oh yeah real funny buddy youre lucky you didnt catch my dad out here instead of me hed punch your ass back to college wouldnt be one of those limp wristed physicist punches either we got basket knuckles in my family

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11-15-10: chair on the table

Married To The Sea comic: chair on the table * Text: all right men my chairs on the table so ill lead this meeting all those opposed say get off the table

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11-14-10: sleep feeding

Married To The Sea comic: sleep feeding * Text: robert you bastard ive thought for weeks that someone was sleep feeding my elizabeth but i never suspected you

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11-13-10: heads you win

Married To The Sea comic: heads you win * Text: heads you win tails i get to keep my gross nails

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11-12-10: the steel is hot

Married To The Sea comic: the steel is hot * Text: o the steel is hot my fingers do burn forsooth you know why we were hiring

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11-11-10: mr gruffs the impatient dog

Married To The Sea comic: mr gruffs the impatient dog * Text: im putting your fish in the fryer right now mr gruffs itll only be a few more minutes

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11-10-10: never invite a harpist

Married To The Sea comic: never invite a harpist * Text: shall we invite the harpists in sidney asked the waiter standing behind him laughed non he said if one day you invite a harpist he expects to plink plink in your business forever more he lowered him voice the only way to get zem to leave is to invite a trumpeter main predator of harpist

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11-09-10: mr p snake

Married To The Sea comic: mr p snake * Text: to whom it may concern on thursday i saw an article discussing the snake problem in town perhaps if we stop thinking of it as a problem and start thinking about collecting some mice and rats we could all get along yours mr p snake

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11-08-10: i do want to have kids

Married To The Sea comic: i do want to have kids * Text: yes caroline i do want to have kids with you we had this talk months ago i just didnt expect you to adopt three orphans the day we got married

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11-07-10: lizard hell valley

Married To The Sea comic: lizard hell valley * Text: the knitght pulled his horses reins stopping at the apex of the hill below him lay a valley teeming with hell lizards and untold varieties of horrid stinking insects heeellllll naw he bellowed and rode back from whence he came

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11-06-10: horse guy with the horse

Married To The Sea comic: horse guy with the horse * Text: hey scuse me horse guy guy with the horse yo you can climb on top of him and ride if you dont wanna walk

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11-05-10: i told him not to leave the house

Married To The Sea comic: i told him not to leave the house * Text: i told him not to leave the house mother and not less than twelve years later hes injured i cant say im surprised

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11-04-10: put the cart

Married To The Sea comic: put the cart * Text: this isnt working at all i should warn others not to put their cart before the horse

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11-03-10: find a husband

Married To The Sea comic: find a husband * Text: please great aunt i beg of you teach me how to find a husband oh child its not that simple i cant just tell you youll need my six book set its only five easy payments of $19.95

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11-02-10: terrible tooth paine

Married To The Sea comic: terrible tooth paine * Text: my tooth gives me terrible paine i shall pull them all to cure you

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11-01-10: you cant cut back on funding

Married To The Sea comic: you cant cut back on funding * Text: you cant cut back on haircut funding you will regret this

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec