Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-10: fantasy football league

Married To The Sea comic: fantasy football league * Text: we humbly ask you my lord to join our fantasy football league without you it would be little more than a realistic football league

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10-30-10: the legend of the dadelope

Married To The Sea comic: the legend of the dadelope * Text: the mob draws near ladies i must escape they would sooner skin a dadelope than treat him like the half dad half antelope he is

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10-29-10: watch out horses

Married To The Sea comic: watch out horses * Text: watch out horses if a train breaks a wheel they dont shoot the locomotive

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10-28-10: go fish mmorpg

Married To The Sea comic: go fish mmorpg * Text: do you have any fivesseven anyone got seven pretty lady needs eights i need kings ten looking for tens gooooo fiiiiish

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10-27-10: going to be a blogger

Married To The Sea comic: going to be a blogger * Text: thats what i told him i said if youre going to be a blogger why not stay here in the 1800s where its quiet but no he had to skip off to 2005

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10-26-10: you and me tree

Married To The Sea comic: you and me tree * Text: you and me are gonna make it tree lets run away to you know what lets just stay here forever

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10-25-10: whitewater rafting trip

Married To The Sea comic: whitewater rafting trip * Text: i love this julie its so pretty here in the states eh its like north korea the rest of the country doesnt look like this

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10-24-10: look for fresh dirt

Married To The Sea comic: look for fresh dirt * Text: see this is why you gotta look for fresh dirt sometimes they still ahve burlap on the roots garden store pays two bucks extra if its got burlap

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10-23-10: fish in my stream

Married To The Sea comic: fish in my stream * Text: you want to fish in my steams eh fish this fish this you face fisher youre catching some big ones keep face fishing go on

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10-22-10: little brother

Married To The Sea comic: little brother * Text: you wanted a little brother here clarence heres your little brother dig in

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10-21-10: draw a circle

Married To The Sea comic: draw a circle * Text: phillips brow furrowed in concentration the compass rose steadily from the floor hovering between them he grinned eerily and murmured please draw a circle i insist

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10-20-10: the men slept

Married To The Sea comic: the men slept * Text: the men slept confident in their calculation that by morning the grapefruit would hatch and theyd have a breakfast of baby birds

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10-19-10: shes fainting

Married To The Sea comic: shes fainting * Text: rebecca shes faint oh heavens you caught her aint no thing ladies hypox for my locks ery day

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10-18-10: low level angel

Married To The Sea comic: low level angel * Text: nah im not really a messenger of god just a low level angel ill dance on the head of a pin put wings on other angels when someone rings a bell basic stuff

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10-17-10: saxophone requests

Married To The Sea comic: saxophone requests * Text: $1.00 request a song $5.00 request i stop

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10-16-10: the magic well

Married To The Sea comic: the magic well * Text: i dont know how this works either alls i know if i lower a bucket down there on a rope and it comes up fulla water if yous need a bucket of water go on and try it yourself

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10-15-10: under the wig

Married To The Sea comic: under the wig * Text: under the wig a whole head of hair but that must mean yes richard the male pattern baldness you inherited from your moms side now do you believe me

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10-14-10: the world isnt flat

Married To The Sea comic: the world isnt flat * Text: the world isnt flat its more of a squished down oval

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10-13-10: already dead

Married To The Sea comic: already dead * Text: maybe youre already dead dick did you think of that

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10-12-10: dont fall asleep

Married To The Sea comic: dont fall asleep * Text: dont fall asleep you might die dude thats for concussion hes just been hit in the head real hard rest is what helps you there

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10-11-10: surfboard

Married To The Sea comic: surfboard * Text: this isnt working guys i think were gonna need some kind of board to surf a surfing time board something along those lines

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10-10-10: serve of death

Married To The Sea comic: serve of death * Text: look at me im serving an ace too an ace heart attack

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10-09-10: fuck all yall

Married To The Sea comic: fuck all yall * Text: fuck all yall

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10-08-10: employee time vs employer time

Married To The Sea comic: employee time vs employer time * Text: your time as an employee is worthless unless youre late to work

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10-07-10: enjoy my sunshine

Married To The Sea comic: enjoy my sunshine * Text: lass would you like to enjoy my sunshine o henrik give me the sunshine now as the ship of our enemies burns in defeat

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10-06-10: henry the viii

Married To The Sea comic: henry the viii * Text: those other wives of henry the viii were skanktown total no go hoes no wonder he got rid of em to marry me

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10-05-10: no more corruption

Married To The Sea comic: no more corruption * Text: no more corruption soon as we finish up a couple deals we got going well get right on it its just you know we cant leave all those huge corporations hanging

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10-04-10: you are now listening

Married To The Sea comic: you are now listening * Text: you are now listening to feliz navidad in your head

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10-03-10: basket balancer

Married To The Sea comic: basket balancer * Text: come on girl look at this tell me you dont want a man who can balance a basket like i can

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10-02-10: why not pay someone

Married To The Sea comic: why not pay someone * Text: old man why not pay someone to break those rocks for you thats what father does hes very smart about these things

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10-01-10: polar bear cake

Married To The Sea comic: polar bear cake * Text: dont shoot cried the polar bear today is my birthday and instead of my meat and fur i offer you my birthday cake look its on the ice floe please take that instead of me the hunter fired his rifle years of experience had taught him that polar bears only baked dry mealy birthday cake

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec