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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: take as needed * Text: looks liek the doctor said to take these as needed if i were you id probably need six to eight of these along with a big glass of wine
04-30-11

take as needed
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Married To The Sea comic: constitutional disclaimer * Text: we reserve the right to be inordinately obsessed with the british royal family
04-29-11

constitutional disclaimer
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Married To The Sea comic: contributed to the revolution * Text: my friend i assure you that ive contributed plenty to this revolution in fact ive complained about the government to nine separate people
04-28-11

contributed to the revolution
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Married To The Sea comic: infancy and swimming * Text: infnacy and swimming piss on your dads foot any other time and hell get super mad
04-27-11

infancy and swimming
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Married To The Sea comic: dog to do list * Text: to do get money fuck bitches
04-26-11

dog to do list
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Married To The Sea comic: spot the landlord * Text: pop quiz see if you can spot the landlord ill repaint both the exterior and interior of the house ill make needed repairs ill drill holes everywhere for no fucking reason
04-25-11

spot the landlord
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Married To The Sea comic: robot race * Text: robot race significantly less dumb than hundreds of people destroying their bodies to see who is the fastest
04-24-11

robot race
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Married To The Sea comic: private facebook * Text: i was on your facebook last night of course it was set to private everyone knows how to get around that you are fired
04-23-11

private facebook
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Married To The Sea comic: keep riding that elephant * Text: no dont get off keep riding that elephant it might turn out to be really really fun
04-22-11

keep riding that elephant
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Married To The Sea comic: the number you have dialed has been disconnected * Text: were sorry but the number you have dialed has been disconnected this is not a recording if you want to hear a recording buy a phonograph
04-21-11

the number you have dialed has been disconnected
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Married To The Sea comic: panhandling a baby * Text: not even a single cent surely you have some compassion for your fellow man
04-20-11

panhandling a baby
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Married To The Sea comic: mr bus * Text: thank you for choosing mr bus bus lines my name is aaron and ill be your driver today please do not refer to me as mr bus as that is the name of the bus not me
04-19-11

mr bus
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Married To The Sea comic: hows my eating people * Text: hows my eating people dial 5-3002 to report my eating people
04-18-11

hows my eating people
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Married To The Sea comic: didnt sell your horse * Text: i didnt sell your horse terrence i pawned it you can get it back any time you want and they only charge thirty percent interest a month
04-17-11

didnt sell your horse
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Married To The Sea comic: crank me off * Text: for the love of god damon do not lower me into this well again you clearly do not know what crank me off means so let me leave in peace
04-16-11

crank me off
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Married To The Sea comic: fetch me the box * Text: fetch me the box from the trash dog i need to know how long to microwave my hungry gent
04-15-11

fetch me the box
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Married To The Sea comic: stupid giraffes * Text: unknot yourselves stupid giraffes im gonna fail photography if the teacher thinks i went around twisting up all the animals
04-14-11

stupid giraffes
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Married To The Sea comic: american healthcare future * Text: eventually american healthcare devolved to the point where patients with common illnesses or injuries were simply told to stay in the waiting room until they healed on their own unsurprisingly congress hailed this as a landmark piece of bipartisan legislation
04-13-11

american healthcare future
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Married To The Sea comic: going to set a huge fire * Text: there they are mr greenstein theyre going to set a huge fire nobodys setting a fire here were getting started in the scrap wood and used scarecrow industry
04-12-11

going to set a huge fire
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Married To The Sea comic: dont wanna break whats inside * Text: slow jason slow dont wanna break whats in the box before some roided out parceljock gets the chance to kick it onto someones doorstep without knocking
04-11-11

dont wanna break whats inside
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Married To The Sea comic: what did you find out * Text: what did you find dr brownheimer well unfortunately julie we forgot to turn it on however ill make a note on your file that you are excellent at laying still for two hours
04-10-11

what did you find out
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Married To The Sea comic: no hippos in wendys * Text: you wrassle somethin fierce hippo what do you say we towel off and hit the superbar
04-09-11

no hippos in wendys
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Married To The Sea comic: lute that lute * Text: daaaaaamn girl lute that lute
04-08-11

lute that lute
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Married To The Sea comic: not a horse * Text: yes yes i did it nobody can tell me im not a horse now
04-07-11

not a horse
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Married To The Sea comic: why is my house all the way over there * Text: why is my house all the way over shit this isnt my lawn
04-06-11

why is my house all the way over there
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Married To The Sea comic: dictionary definition of scepterhead * Text: this book lists all the words look up scepterhead thats what my dad always says about your mom
04-05-11

dictionary definition of scepterhead
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Married To The Sea comic: a democrats bargain * Text: the pigs elected a democrat as their leader who held the farmer at knifepoint to demand equal rights but eventually settled for a bargain allowing the farmer to eat 95% of the pigs rather than all of them
04-04-11

a democrats bargain
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Married To The Sea comic: sorry about your cat * Text: sorry if its any consolation your dead cat was annoying as hell
04-03-11

sorry about your cat
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Married To The Sea comic: ultrasound a look inside the body * Text: are you ready to take a look inside your body looks like weve got a beautiful healthy chalupa corn supreme nurse please move the wand lower
04-02-11

ultrasound a look inside the body
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Married To The Sea comic: come downstairs for dinner * Text: julia come downstairs for dinner this instant your mother and i are going to upcycle these stairs on etsy if you dont start using them more
04-01-11

come downstairs for dinner
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec