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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
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2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: do i eat vegetables * Text: do i eat vegetables ha youre hilarious brad i dont even like looking at unhealthy stuff like vegetables or grains my diet is a strict regimen of quasi legal stimulants and chinese workout powder
08-31-11

do i eat vegetables
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Married To The Sea comic: diving discoveries * Text: look man do yourself a favor and go back up to the surface you wanna look at a fish and coral you dont wanna see what really goes on down here
08-30-11

diving discoveries
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Married To The Sea comic: additional notes * Text: additional notes patients hands are going in different directions prescribed effexor and seroquel as this may be making him depressed advised him to return in 6 weeks
08-29-11

additional notes
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Married To The Sea comic: thee thou trip * Text: fairest maiden wouldst thou consent to be are you still on that thee thou trip you wanna see what happens when you talk that line of shit ill shave your head and send you back to live with your mom is what
08-28-11

thee thou trip
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Married To The Sea comic: you hurt my back * Text: ow you hurt my back horse how would you feel if someone hurt your back
08-27-11

you hurt my back
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Married To The Sea comic: run out of fuel * Text: stop stop you two youre going to run out of fuel in a hundred twenty years
08-26-11

run out of fuel
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Married To The Sea comic: the consequences of dancing with wally * Text: im so glad you agreed to come dancing with me wally next weekend well do that scat play you wanted thats like i puppet show right
08-25-11

the consequences of dancing with wally
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Married To The Sea comic: stop dogge * Text: stop dogge and afford me license to whip you peacefully
08-24-11

stop dogge
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Married To The Sea comic: little bullshit present * Text: the fuck is this little bullshit present jake you heard this was play your dad like a chump day fuck outta here you wanna play me with some timy gift go find some other dudes balls to swim out
08-23-11

little bullshit present
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Married To The Sea comic: not in my job description * Text: and uh if you could let him suck on your boob a little that would be great not like all the time just when he gets hungry
08-22-11

not in my job description
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Married To The Sea comic: everyone quit what youre doing * Text: quit yellin at them dogs quit barkin dogs quit pouring water on each other and yelling you goddamn idiots
08-21-11

everyone quit what youre doing
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Married To The Sea comic: meat already wrapped * Text: you dont want the meat thats already wrapped huh you want me to go cut a special piece for a special person like you not a problem i gotta real good piece of meat back there i was saving for someone like you its gonna smell a little cummy and thats how you know its fresh
08-20-11

meat already wrapped
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Married To The Sea comic: please sit very still * Text: please sit very still during this step maam im going to twist this bar until your head pops off there may be some discomfort during this stage but its going to realign your chi which is chinese life energy
08-19-11

please sit very still
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Married To The Sea comic: horse vs train * Text: we could race horsemen and you might even win but youll never carry a passenger wholl urinate on you while asking you for spare change
08-18-11

horse vs train
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Married To The Sea comic: cheer up tyson * Text: cheer up tyson here have a uh actually ill have this lollipop you have diabetes did i tell you that forgot sorry
08-17-11

cheer up tyson
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Married To The Sea comic: painting class at the senior center * Text: whether youre painting coasters cups or other circles remember to work as fast as you can so your family feels really guilty throwing them away after you pass on
08-16-11

painting class at the senior center
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Married To The Sea comic: hell bath * Text: do i want to hellbathe with you until my robes burn off i got two words for you naked hole guy and they rhyme with well
08-15-11

hell bath
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Married To The Sea comic: fuck you eagle * Text: fuck you
08-14-11

fuck you eagle
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Married To The Sea comic: he hates to waste clean glassware * Text: same as last time barmaid two insoles worth of gin soaked insole and ill be on my way
08-13-11

he hates to waste clean glassware
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Married To The Sea comic: the mystery of breakfast * Text: the egg tastes fine lydia im just asking you to bring it to breakfast with a little more mystery make me pick the right door put a little blanket over it that has a question mark on it make a celebrity bring it in to me youd be surprised what that does to a meal
08-12-11

the mystery of breakfast
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Married To The Sea comic: necklaces and mirrors * Text: necklaces mirrors necklace and mirror while you watch the game one dollar
08-11-11

necklaces and mirrors
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Married To The Sea comic: life is about the future * Text: life isnt about the present its about the future in a couple hundred years some kid is gonna get in trouble for busting out the seat of the chair i make today
08-10-11

life is about the future
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Married To The Sea comic: buttcrack dont stop * Text: damn girl that buttcrack just dont stop im bout to pull my tent out and set up camp in that valley
08-09-11

buttcrack dont stop
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Married To The Sea comic: lemonade beat * Text: i dont know what the lemonade beat is much less how to play it come on its only like two notes just play it
08-08-11

lemonade beat
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Married To The Sea comic: interplanetary bridge * Text: im glad they got the bridge finished thompson ive wanted to go to a fucked up ice planet for years
08-07-11

interplanetary bridge
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Married To The Sea comic: beach confusion * Text: kim no the states rub by a lady named bev wait are you thinking of north korea im from north carolina
08-06-11

beach confusion
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Married To The Sea comic: its too late * Text: its too late friend hes become a tree theres nothing we can do bros im an eagle is it too late for me too
08-05-11

its too late
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Married To The Sea comic: bro help me * Text: aaaaaagh bro help me im turning into a tree bro bro im already a tree
08-04-11

bro help me
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Married To The Sea comic: advertising horse * Text: 1 weirde olde tippe download deals hit a monkey and receive 20p
08-03-11

advertising horse
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Married To The Sea comic: colony collapse * Text: have you guys seen any human this week i hope this isnt that colony collapse thing they keep talking about
08-02-11

colony collapse
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Married To The Sea comic: cards at home * Text: i have a proper gift for the king anon king i bear a gift from the queen begone jack and take your accursed simons with you beep boop bloop beep beep doop doop doop bloop
08-01-11

cards at home
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec