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archives (by month): 2012: jan . feb 2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec |
all these fancy clothes are a bit much dont you think why dont we switch to v necks and flip flops nonsense no man would ever degrade himself in public like that
o who contrived to deceive me with this partly frozen pond ye shall be sued
ha ha i hate this too chloe but after an hour of this bullshit well think sitting inside if way less boring
are you card counting asshol i thought you said we hadnt yet evolved sufficiently to develop mathematical skills
slot cars hours of setup expensive not even dad can get them to work it wont stay on the track at all
oh no its fine ill ride this second tier rocking horse i dont need the best one thats more fun and realistic
oooh a giant egg thanks mom this is definitely better than something fun
hes perfect yes my little puppy is so perfect yes you are im so glad santa remembered to punch air holes in the box this year
chestnuts ironically roasting on an ironic fire jack frost ironically nipping at your nose yuletide carols being ironically sung by a choir and folks ironically dressed up like eskimos heh
you dont believe in me will i mean what are you like 9 you want a prize
there above the city the dump truck of bethlehem the king of garbagemen is born
wow five hands in a row good thing were betting with plastic circles instead of actual money
im home look what i got from work pay no i said i got it from work i took it from work with my hands because they dont pay me very much
well see whos confused about whose tent is whose after i brand it
all i wanna do is kick those natives out of the land theyve inhabited for ten thousand years why do they always keep tryin a cut my scalp off
this play isnt wack you idiots it hasnt even started yet
old doc lombard poured buckets after bucket of different foods down the gullet of his prize horse applejacks finally coming to the conclusion that it would take an enormous amount of something anything to choke a horse
excuse me but my potatoes who hold up rewiwiwiwiwind that th th th this is the re re re remix
ask your father if you dont believe me you keep em fat give em a little bit of entertainment then you can fill congress up with men wholl grab them out of the air and fuck em in the crowhole til they croak
the 5 stages of childhood 1 the world is so big and i love it 2 smell my butt 3 im embarrassed of myself at myself 4 i have to go to school for how long 5 welp time to find some cigarettes
stupid rocks keep breaking when i hit them with my hammer im going to keep hitting them and see if they go back together into one big rock
internet meme shit
onward weird dolphin onward through the seas ill be the weird one soon as you drop the big fork and put some pants on man
stop resisting or ill shoot whoa harrison hold up lets not shoot him we havent even started nightstickin him yet
if everyone my age doesnt stop referring to the internet as a google theyre not going to call us the greatest generation very long
its not really bad news my lord you just have to take the note into the post office so you can pick up your package
youve never played banking its easy first you give me the ball and then i charge you every time you want to play with the ball ill also charge you if you want to give the ball to someone else and a small monthly fee for holding onto your ball
you over there two choices try some progressive relaxation or invent benadryl
hello young man i am the lady of the lake and i come to you no i am not a fake i am the woman foretold in legend who waits in the lake for a timestamp whats a piece of paper write lady of the lake on paper with todays date i fear i cannot do such a hello where are you going
shit this isnt a maple tree welp hope you like oak syrup
free worm i saw it first i call dibs you know what they say if its too good to be true jump on that shit ASAP
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
