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2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
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Married To The Sea comic: the worst crucifixion * Text: ugh no nails no cross this has to be the worst crucifixion ever if those romans come back im asking to see their manager
06-30-11

the worst crucifixion
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Married To The Sea comic: ghost ham * Text: ghost ham my favorite
06-29-11

ghost ham
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Married To The Sea comic: and on that farm * Text: and on that farm he went to bed bed bed bed bed bed with a bed bed here and a go to bed there
06-28-11

and on that farm
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Married To The Sea comic: surfing fan * Text: wooooo this is fantastic ive always been a surfing fan but now i wait shit
06-27-11

surfing fan
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Married To The Sea comic: you smell that * Text: hey lloyd you smell that
06-26-11

you smell that
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Married To The Sea comic: mannequin rental * Text: the mannequins are back here men remember no sex stuff the ten bucks only covers companionship and staring
06-25-11

mannequin rental
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Married To The Sea comic: rock paper scissors alternate rules * Text: im definitely asking for a rules clarification next time i agree to play rock paper scissors
06-24-11

rock paper scissors alternate rules
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Married To The Sea comic: listen bum * Text: listen bum either you start being ironically dirty or you get the hell out of here
06-23-11

listen bum
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Married To The Sea comic: asshole rabbit * Text: you making fun of me asshole rabbit remember this the next time you get stuck in a have a heart trap over some free lettuce youll look out through the bars and ill be all oh i really want some free lettuce but im too short and rabbit to go to mcdonalds
06-22-11

asshole rabbit
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Married To The Sea comic: you no like he hair * Text: you no like he hair you no want to ride horse with too small no is right size he strong i cut hair one minute
06-21-11

you no like he hair
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Married To The Sea comic: the perfect stick * Text: this ones perfect eliza remember you need to be holding your nose the whole time you whip me with the stick or i wont be able to get off
06-20-11

the perfect stick
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Married To The Sea comic: my home is in that fire * Text: your homes in that fire im very sorry madam and sir youre welcome to share the boat with me its where i sleep every night anyway
06-19-11

my home is in that fire
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Married To The Sea comic: never shuffle again * Text: they said id never shuffle again id love to see the look on their faces if they saw how well im dragging my feet around now
06-18-11

never shuffle again
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Married To The Sea comic: youre bored * Text: oh youre booored are you dorothy let us hope that you never have to hold down a job theyll never be able to keep you upright at your desk
06-17-11

youre bored
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Married To The Sea comic: thats a beautiful bicycle * Text: thats a beautiful bicycle luetta maybe if you pedal fast enough the windll blow the stank right off your nasty ass
06-16-11

thats a beautiful bicycle
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Married To The Sea comic: piggyback swimming * Text: that was fantastic leon lets go piggyback swimming again next weekend
06-15-11

piggyback swimming
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Married To The Sea comic: lantern bros * Text: come on willie all you need is a lantern and we can all be lantern brothers lantern brothers dont walk around in the dark dude we carry lanterns
06-14-11

lantern bros
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Married To The Sea comic: pills pills the magical fruit * Text: pills pills the magical fruit ask your doctor if pills are right for you
06-13-11

pills pills the magical fruit
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Married To The Sea comic: the dunce cap * Text: spare us the tears jeremiah if youd stop insisting there are 26 letters in the alphabet you wouldnt have had to put the cap on to begin with
06-12-11

the dunce cap
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Married To The Sea comic: silent horn * Text: wait is this my silent horn i bet this is why nobodys come to put out any fires lately
06-11-11

silent horn
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Married To The Sea comic: swamp wishes * Text: release me gentlemen and i shall grant you four swamp wishes theyre as good as regular wishes but they flood every twenty years or so
06-10-11

swamp wishes
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Married To The Sea comic: horse eats well * Text: look horse some freshly dead bodies youre eating well tonight horses eat oats and shit sam not people horses are scavengers of the mountains dude hell probably eat their clothes too
06-09-11

horse eats well
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Married To The Sea comic: anchors are just as fun * Text: i know that you wanted shells nicholas but anchors are just as fun one doesnt look at the shell and imagine an unmoored ship of men silently drifting to their watery grave
06-08-11

anchors are just as fun
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Married To The Sea comic: get outta here * Text: get outta here get out the lot of you dont think that just because my coat buttons are solid gold that i've got any more money than the rest of you
06-07-11

get outta here
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Married To The Sea comic: ladies love melty guys * Text: ladies love melty guys old saggy bumpy we want it
06-06-11

ladies love melty guys
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Married To The Sea comic: no mildred * Text: oh mildred oh your hair its out of control we need to get you some conditioner hair serum detangler and some blush for that deathly pallor
06-05-11

no mildred
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Married To The Sea comic: without a bee veil * Text: no need to say anything agnes if the lady wants to parade about town without a bee veil its her stingless face to be concerned with no yours
06-04-11

without a bee veil
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Married To The Sea comic: follars and fents * Text: no mr collins im not showing that you owe us any follars i do however see an entry on your account that you are due to pay us just over eight thousand dollars
06-03-11

follars and fents
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Married To The Sea comic: swimming pool swing set * Text: above ground below ground swimming pool swing set regular classy regular creep
06-02-11

swimming pool swing set
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Married To The Sea comic: fresh vegetables * Text: hey neighbor brought you some fresh vegetables from my garden hows your old broken toys in the yard project coming along
06-01-11

fresh vegetables
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec