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archives (by month): 2012: jan . feb 2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec |
i wish i hadnt forgot about dre
remember this moment forever your chiropractor will want to know how you fucked your back up
i love floating out to sea woooo spring break 2011 spring break
youre a bitch burger josie youre two bitch patties on a fat bun thats bad at croquet
and finished i didnt think id be able to ass on all these strawberries before sunrise
wow the new world is beautiful im gonna kill all the fucking indians and then call this place the land of the free
sir please a moment of your time ive got a fantastic voice for radio if you would kindly invent it and then give me a dollar i would be most grateful
hey guys its a good news bad news situation good news is that all of your dads organs except one are healthy enough to transplant into other people
dont close the gate im coming inside with you hell naw girl if you gonna be a hoe you got to sleep in the shed
damn yall let a seal live a natural life he just wanna be a seal man come on
hey kid you wanna see how eggs are made
here she is friends loaded to capacity and right on time this is the boat matthew are you kidding me this is an asshole boat completely full of assholes
these books will quickly teach you to rede it is our fate to never rede o but we must rede them teacher why do you troll us without pause
if only there were a way to convert these dogs to energy perhaps some kind of puppy mill
god mom i already explained to you that i dont need good grades to get into metallica its based on your guitar skills and knowledge
aaaah this is the life all i need now is a way to balance the internet precariously on my lap while i eat smoke and watch television
linwood dont give the baby that cup of whisky hold it for him while he drinks so he doesnt spill everywhere
please god when i wake up let there be epilady for faces
velocity compensation wing pressure shit i should have stayed quiet when that lady ran back into economy all does anyone know how to fly a plane
a frog blaster isnt a real animal lucille do you even read animal hat vogue
kill your parents
there it is everyone hoop hoop goes over my head thats funny to you huh hilarious little monkey hoop little monkey goes in the hoop i cant believe you guys traded unlimited jerkoffs and eating fruit all day for this bullshit yall took the wrong evolutionary branch for real
if any present have objections to this couple marrying stop right there father ive seen enough romantic comedies if some asshole from high school comes up here and grabs my hand youre not getting paid
capn im trying my best to keep the deck clean if you could steer us out of the ocean we wouldnt have so much water n foam everywhere
welcome to mustache club lester i must advise you that if today is your first day you are required to grow a mustache club rules
master you should have called for me it smells like indonesia in here let me draw the curtain so you two dont attract every phish fan in the county
were marooned men theres no hope for us keep your head up charlie were just got to like polar bears lets see if we can get captured and put in a zoo
whoa dude chill i was just gonna show you a deck of cards i got last week every cards a dude two guns you gotta point them both at me sounds like you could use a bubble bath or something
i think im getting the hang of these dishes wonder how my wifes getting along in the military industrial complex no i definitely want to burn some fucking afghani kids frank i just dont want to spend that much money to do it
youre fraid to die look at me harold i died base jumping and im still going back up there tonight
who put all this bullshit fiberglass in my attic i gotta get some asbestos up here or dioxin never gonna get cancer with this cotton candy looking ass garbage
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
