Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-11: aw poor bear

Married To The Sea comic: aw poor bear * Text: aw poor bear wants some of my change why dont you try taking off that chain and getting a job idiot

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05-30-11: really weird

Married To The Sea comic: really weird * Text: really weird ill tell you whats really weird the fact that im the only one here who will admit to crying a lot when i eat

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05-29-11: trolling the homeowner

Married To The Sea comic: trolling the homeowner * Text: two degrees off level perfect this guys gonna be pissed for years that his gutters dont drain right

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05-28-11: the consequences of ruining dinner

Married To The Sea comic: the consequences of ruining dinner * Text: were in rough seas admiral nothing we can do about that i dont care why my dinner was ruined commodore i just need to figure out who to blame

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05-27-11: fantastic stories to incite and amuse

Married To The Sea comic: fantastic stories to incite and amuse * Text: were always writing the truth quill lets make up fantastic stories to incite and amuse people thats a great idea pencil but lets call it the news

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05-26-11: sohcahtoa mnemonic device

Married To The Sea comic: sohcahtoa mnemonic device * Text: you've never heard of sohcahtoa here ill show you on a triangle you have the straight sides and the hypotenuse so thats the....i guess this means we're gonna die on this island

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05-25-11: getting ready is too easy

Married To The Sea comic: getting ready is too easy * Text: this is too easy im almost done getting ready but im not writing in pain at all maybe i need a hairdryer that's burnier

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05-24-11: go go go gentrify

Married To The Sea comic: go go go gentrify * Text: go go go gentrify that neighborhood fast as you can

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05-23-11: after the war

Married To The Sea comic: after the war * Text: after the war bodies lay strewn across the field volunteers on horseback dragged them one by one back to their hometowns and methodically shrunk them to the size of cats they pieced the bodies back together and swaddled them in fluffy white blankets and thats how babies are born

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05-22-11: no need for a lynch mob

Married To The Sea comic: no need for a lynch mob * Text: theres no need ot form a lynch mob boys why dont we start more of a lynch club

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05-21-11: how bread was not invented

Married To The Sea comic: how bread was not invented * Text: shit i accidentally got this flour wet with an egg and salty water id better dispose of this in the fireplace to hide the evidence

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05-20-11: sheep attention

Married To The Sea comic: sheep attention * Text: sheep may i have ewer attention ha ha ha that was wooly funny ha ha ha ha ha ohhh ha ha i gotta write those down

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05-19-11: isnt a horse

Married To The Sea comic: isnt a horse * Text: shit this isnt a horse did i just get cowpunked

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05-18-11: there can be only one

Married To The Sea comic: there can be only one * Text: i know that both of you want the title of mr dinner but there can only be one

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05-17-11: ask not who let the dogs out

Married To The Sea comic: ask not who let the dogs out * Text: ask not who let the dogs out but rather who will put them up

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05-16-11: put away the printing calculator

Married To The Sea comic: put away the printing calculator * Text: richard honey put away the printing calculator its time you started using a computer to figure out that we cant pay the bills

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05-15-11: why you running

Married To The Sea comic: why you running * Text: why you running away farmer you lactose intolerant

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05-14-11: little fucker bites again

Married To The Sea comic: little fucker bites again * Text: if this little fucker bites me again im gonna mix some cows milk up with some of them omegas and make him drink that instead

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05-13-11: reading magazines

Married To The Sea comic: reading magazines * Text: this page is an ad it says to ask your doctor if none of you have restless leg syndrome right okay then lets just skip this page

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05-12-11: you see what happens

Married To The Sea comic: you see what happens * Text: you see what happens when you hold irreconcilable differences with the church you turn into a goddamn pilgrim is what john tell this kid how you have to eat with indians

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05-11-11: never bring a knife

Married To The Sea comic: never bring a knife * Text: you know what they say howard never bring a knife to a gun fight and never bring a copy of robinson crusoe to a knife fight

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05-10-11: marvelous to see you winston

Married To The Sea comic: marvelous to see you winston * Text: it was marvelous to see you winston and i do apologize for my husband its a struggle just to get him out of  his sweater pants and into trousers much less a cape

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05-09-11: straight to the pawn shop

Married To The Sea comic: straight to the pawn shop * Text: you head straight to the pawn shop with that clayton youll end up in one of those hipster bands the kind with the long name my favorite meal is pickled quince and laughter thats the kind of thing they name themselves

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05-08-11: frowny ass dog

Married To The Sea comic: frowny ass dog * Text: you take your frowny assed dog back inside this instant sir look at him hes still frowning at me youve trained him to frown havent you shame just a shame

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05-07-11: secret of the hellfish

Married To The Sea comic: secret of the hellfish * Text: thank you kindly for safe passage the secret of your existence shall die with me tell people all you want nobodys going to believe you crossed the ocean on a hell fish

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05-06-11: move a horse sideways

Married To The Sea comic: move a horse sideways * Text: son you cant move a horse sideways they only go forward and back

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05-05-11: extinctosaurus

Married To The Sea comic: extinctosaurus * Text: nah man nothings gonna happen to us well nothings gonna happen to me at least your names extinctosaurus that means extinct lizard in latin bro

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05-04-11: mtts optical illusion

Married To The Sea comic: mtts optical illusion * Text: stare at the center of this circle for 30 seconds while you were looking at that circle exxon m obile make 29000 ge made 13300 goldman sachs made 12747 you made 0.14 based on the average us workers wage of $40k yearly

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05-03-11: check out my guns

Married To The Sea comic: check out my guns * Text: check out my guns this is one of the side effects of the drugs ive been taking to get acne and shrink my nuts

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05-02-11: what in the ridiculous fuck

Married To The Sea comic: what in the ridiculous fuck * Text: what in the ridiculous fuck is this shit sportland had better give me a refund on this so called fishing pole

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05-01-11: quitcher bitchin

Married To The Sea comic: quitcher bitchin * Text: quitcher bitchin horse you got twice as many legs as i do

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec