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2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: aw poor bear * Text: aw poor bear wants some of my change why dont you try taking off that chain and getting a job idiot
05-31-11

aw poor bear
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Married To The Sea comic: really weird * Text: really weird ill tell you whats really weird the fact that im the only one here who will admit to crying a lot when i eat
05-30-11

really weird
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Married To The Sea comic: trolling the homeowner * Text: two degrees off level perfect this guys gonna be pissed for years that his gutters dont drain right
05-29-11

trolling the homeowner
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Married To The Sea comic: the consequences of ruining dinner * Text: were in rough seas admiral nothing we can do about that i dont care why my dinner was ruined commodore i just need to figure out who to blame
05-28-11

the consequences of ruining dinner
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Married To The Sea comic: fantastic stories to incite and amuse * Text: were always writing the truth quill lets make up fantastic stories to incite and amuse people thats a great idea pencil but lets call it the news
05-27-11

fantastic stories to incite and amuse
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Married To The Sea comic: sohcahtoa mnemonic device * Text: you've never heard of sohcahtoa here ill show you on a triangle you have the straight sides and the hypotenuse so thats the....i guess this means we're gonna die on this island
05-26-11

sohcahtoa mnemonic device
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Married To The Sea comic: getting ready is too easy * Text: this is too easy im almost done getting ready but im not writing in pain at all maybe i need a hairdryer that's burnier
05-25-11

getting ready is too easy
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Married To The Sea comic: go go go gentrify * Text: go go go gentrify that neighborhood fast as you can
05-24-11

go go go gentrify
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Married To The Sea comic: after the war * Text: after the war bodies lay strewn across the field volunteers on horseback dragged them one by one back to their hometowns and methodically shrunk them to the size of cats they pieced the bodies back together and swaddled them in fluffy white blankets and thats how babies are born
05-23-11

after the war
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Married To The Sea comic: no need for a lynch mob * Text: theres no need ot form a lynch mob boys why dont we start more of a lynch club
05-22-11

no need for a lynch mob
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Married To The Sea comic: how bread was not invented * Text: shit i accidentally got this flour wet with an egg and salty water id better dispose of this in the fireplace to hide the evidence
05-21-11

how bread was not invented
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Married To The Sea comic: sheep attention * Text: sheep may i have ewer attention ha ha ha that was wooly funny ha ha ha ha ha ohhh ha ha i gotta write those down
05-20-11

sheep attention
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Married To The Sea comic: isnt a horse * Text: shit this isnt a horse did i just get cowpunked
05-19-11

isnt a horse
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Married To The Sea comic: there can be only one * Text: i know that both of you want the title of mr dinner but there can only be one
05-18-11

there can be only one
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Married To The Sea comic: ask not who let the dogs out * Text: ask not who let the dogs out but rather who will put them up
05-17-11

ask not who let the dogs out
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Married To The Sea comic: put away the printing calculator * Text: richard honey put away the printing calculator its time you started using a computer to figure out that we cant pay the bills
05-16-11

put away the printing calculator
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Married To The Sea comic: why you running * Text: why you running away farmer you lactose intolerant
05-15-11

why you running
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Married To The Sea comic: little fucker bites again * Text: if this little fucker bites me again im gonna mix some cows milk up with some of them omegas and make him drink that instead
05-14-11

little fucker bites again
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Married To The Sea comic: reading magazines * Text: this page is an ad it says to ask your doctor if none of you have restless leg syndrome right okay then lets just skip this page
05-13-11

reading magazines
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Married To The Sea comic: you see what happens * Text: you see what happens when you hold irreconcilable differences with the church you turn into a goddamn pilgrim is what john tell this kid how you have to eat with indians
05-12-11

you see what happens
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Married To The Sea comic: never bring a knife * Text: you know what they say howard never bring a knife to a gun fight and never bring a copy of robinson crusoe to a knife fight
05-11-11

never bring a knife
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Married To The Sea comic: marvelous to see you winston * Text: it was marvelous to see you winston and i do apologize for my husband its a struggle just to get him out of his sweater pants and into trousers much less a cape
05-10-11

marvelous to see you winston
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Married To The Sea comic: straight to the pawn shop * Text: you head straight to the pawn shop with that clayton youll end up in one of those hipster bands the kind with the long name my favorite meal is pickled quince and laughter thats the kind of thing they name themselves
05-09-11

straight to the pawn shop
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Married To The Sea comic: frowny ass dog * Text: you take your frowny assed dog back inside this instant sir look at him hes still frowning at me youve trained him to frown havent you shame just a shame
05-08-11

frowny ass dog
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Married To The Sea comic: secret of the hellfish * Text: thank you kindly for safe passage the secret of your existence shall die with me tell people all you want nobodys going to believe you crossed the ocean on a hell fish
05-07-11

secret of the hellfish
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Married To The Sea comic: move a horse sideways * Text: son you cant move a horse sideways they only go forward and back
05-06-11

move a horse sideways
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Married To The Sea comic: extinctosaurus * Text: nah man nothings gonna happen to us well nothings gonna happen to me at least your names extinctosaurus that means extinct lizard in latin bro
05-05-11

extinctosaurus
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Married To The Sea comic: mtts optical illusion * Text: stare at the center of this circle for 30 seconds while you were looking at that circle exxon m obile make 29000 ge made 13300 goldman sachs made 12747 you made 0.14 based on the average us workers wage of $40k yearly
05-04-11

mtts optical illusion
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Married To The Sea comic: check out my guns * Text: check out my guns this is one of the side effects of the drugs ive been taking to get acne and shrink my nuts
05-03-11

check out my guns
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Married To The Sea comic: what in the ridiculous fuck * Text: what in the ridiculous fuck is this shit sportland had better give me a refund on this so called fishing pole
05-02-11

what in the ridiculous fuck
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Married To The Sea comic: quitcher bitchin * Text: quitcher bitchin horse you got twice as many legs as i do
05-01-11

quitcher bitchin
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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec