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Married To The Sea comic: loaves to the hungry * Text: and so he passed out loaves to the hungry and fishes for those who were low carbing or needed to get omega 3s for their hair
11-30-11

loaves to the hungry
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Married To The Sea comic: at the food bank * Text: whoa dont grab my cans just yet lady i need to know what your interest rates are like
11-29-11

at the food bank
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Married To The Sea comic: mr alexander cattington * Text: mr alexander cattington 1699-1704 goode at catching mouses and dropping shittes behind curtaines
11-28-11

mr alexander cattington
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Married To The Sea comic: 1960s dance quiz * Text: 14 youre at a dance club and your favorite song comes on do you a do the wailin walter b do the changin cheddar c do the handwringer d do the spring thing e do the volcano f none of the above
11-27-11

1960s dance quiz
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Married To The Sea comic: car revenge * Text: no father dont he didnt mean to open his car door into yours dont be that guy
11-26-11

car revenge
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Married To The Sea comic: pass it on * Text: this existence this cursed planet all of its billions of people clawing and screaming for a single moment of true happiness is temporary all is temporary all must end eventually pass it on
11-25-11

pass it on
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Married To The Sea comic: chickenfight years * Text: the period of AD 30-32 is known as the chickenfight years as many disputes were settled by chickenfighting local crossmakers lobbied the lawmakers to end the practice in favor of crucifixion eventually ending th short but extremely cool and fun period of the chickenfight years
11-24-11

chickenfight years
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Married To The Sea comic: power outage * Text: no its fine well turn the power outage into a little adventure ill wrap myself up in this blanket and look my eyes on this paper thing i found in the garage
11-23-11

power outage
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Married To The Sea comic: vitamin d * Text: fuck your vitamin d
11-22-11

vitamin d
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Married To The Sea comic: drafting will never be obsolete * Text: obsolete ha not until one of those computers can make straight lines
11-21-11

drafting will never be obsolete
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Married To The Sea comic: excellent giraffe question * Text: excellent question janet giraffes are tall because they dont let boys see their boobs or touch their boobs
11-20-11

excellent giraffe question
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Married To The Sea comic: government regulations * Text: unsafe hardly until the government tells us its hazardous to slide down a steep hill on a bucketsled im going to keep at it
11-19-11

government regulations
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Married To The Sea comic: dont exercise * Text: dont exercise so you can live longer exercise so when youre about to die you think at least i dont have to fucking exercise anymore
11-18-11

dont exercise
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Married To The Sea comic: im a huge idiot * Text: im a huge idiot and need to die thats a good point i feel like im learning a lot from this discussion
11-17-11

im a huge idiot
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Married To The Sea comic: help me jesus * Text: help me jesus nah my dad wanted you to drown sorry dude
11-16-11

help me jesus
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Married To The Sea comic: how to make a meme * Text: how to make a meme 1 using a shovel pole or other blunt object beat a horse until it stops breathing 2 continue beating to taste
11-15-11

how to make a meme
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Married To The Sea comic: the eyeball * Text: dance instruction the eyeball 1 point at someone across the room 2 no i aint want some of that 3 suck my eyeballs
11-14-11

the eyeball
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Married To The Sea comic: skateboarding trouble * Text: im really sorry we were skateboarding officer my mom is gonna be in so much trouble for telling us we can do something legal in public
11-13-11

skateboarding trouble
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Married To The Sea comic: grandpa secrets * Text: im glad you told me that sweetie dont repeat this to anyone but grandpa wishes he was dead too
11-12-11

grandpa secrets
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Married To The Sea comic: old man behind the times * Text: you kids think your old mans behind the times now get on up here on the laserdisc with me and well dance to dubstep all night
11-11-11

old man behind the times
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Married To The Sea comic: inventor of the smartphone * Text: where do you even find all these weird websites favorite song 2 smoke weed 2 is not a work related topic youre here to work not screw around on chat lines we can see which websites you view all of them you stored your butt pics folder on a network drive why do you call yourself buttloaf online i wish i could look at the internet on a tiny computer that fits in my pocket
11-10-11

inventor of the smartphone
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Married To The Sea comic: i won the election * Text: i won the election if you got less than a million bucks stock up on lube cause youre getting fucked
11-09-11

i won the election
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Married To The Sea comic: dont tread on me * Text: beedly deedly dee everyone gather round under this flag so we can hate the president for the wrong reason
11-08-11

dont tread on me
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Married To The Sea comic: you ever heard of foodies * Text: you ever heard of foodies no well they pay twice as much if i jack off on the vegetables so thats a win win far as i see it
11-07-11

you ever heard of foodies
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Married To The Sea comic: euthanasia * Text: i heard the doctor mention euthanasia while he was in the hallway whats the deal with that euthanasia is a great way to get calcium as you get older ms flowerston just lean back and give it a few minutes to kick in
11-06-11

euthanasia
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Married To The Sea comic: give ring * Text: give ring you have two my family need ring no extra ring will trickle down to you later
11-05-11

give ring
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Married To The Sea comic: the one percent of sledders * Text: daddy can we go and meet the people in that house i want to see who could live in a house with only two stories
11-04-11

the one percent of sledders
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Married To The Sea comic: a wonderful play * Text: this is a wonderful play george how did you manage to get tickets funny you should ask i was trying to read some article and this play popped up and i was just too lazy to close it
11-03-11

a wonderful play
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Married To The Sea comic: the stoned origin of species * Text: what if everything else like evolved from something else like it used to be a tree and then it has tree kids and they turn into some weed or an apple damn i could really go for five apples
11-02-11

the stoned origin of species
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Married To The Sea comic: rain to help my crop * Text: this rain is really going to help my crop of seasonal affective disorder
11-01-11

rain to help my crop
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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec