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and so he passed out loaves to the hungry and fishes for those who were low carbing or needed to get omega 3s for their hair
whoa dont grab my cans just yet lady i need to know what your interest rates are like
mr alexander cattington 1699-1704 goode at catching mouses and dropping shittes behind curtaines
14 youre at a dance club and your favorite song comes on do you a do the wailin walter b do the changin cheddar c do the handwringer d do the spring thing e do the volcano f none of the above
no father dont he didnt mean to open his car door into yours dont be that guy
this existence this cursed planet all of its billions of people clawing and screaming for a single moment of true happiness is temporary all is temporary all must end eventually pass it on
the period of AD 30-32 is known as the chickenfight years as many disputes were settled by chickenfighting local crossmakers lobbied the lawmakers to end the practice in favor of crucifixion eventually ending th short but extremely cool and fun period of the chickenfight years
no its fine well turn the power outage into a little adventure ill wrap myself up in this blanket and look my eyes on this paper thing i found in the garage
fuck your vitamin d
obsolete ha not until one of those computers can make straight lines
excellent question janet giraffes are tall because they dont let boys see their boobs or touch their boobs
unsafe hardly until the government tells us its hazardous to slide down a steep hill on a bucketsled im going to keep at it
dont exercise so you can live longer exercise so when youre about to die you think at least i dont have to fucking exercise anymore
im a huge idiot and need to die thats a good point i feel like im learning a lot from this discussion
help me jesus nah my dad wanted you to drown sorry dude
how to make a meme 1 using a shovel pole or other blunt object beat a horse until it stops breathing 2 continue beating to taste
dance instruction the eyeball 1 point at someone across the room 2 no i aint want some of that 3 suck my eyeballs
im really sorry we were skateboarding officer my mom is gonna be in so much trouble for telling us we can do something legal in public
im glad you told me that sweetie dont repeat this to anyone but grandpa wishes he was dead too
you kids think your old mans behind the times now get on up here on the laserdisc with me and well dance to dubstep all night
where do you even find all these weird websites favorite song 2 smoke weed 2 is not a work related topic youre here to work not screw around on chat lines we can see which websites you view all of them you stored your butt pics folder on a network drive why do you call yourself buttloaf online i wish i could look at the internet on a tiny computer that fits in my pocket
i won the election if you got less than a million bucks stock up on lube cause youre getting fucked
beedly deedly dee everyone gather round under this flag so we can hate the president for the wrong reason
you ever heard of foodies no well they pay twice as much if i jack off on the vegetables so thats a win win far as i see it
i heard the doctor mention euthanasia while he was in the hallway whats the deal with that euthanasia is a great way to get calcium as you get older ms flowerston just lean back and give it a few minutes to kick in
give ring you have two my family need ring no extra ring will trickle down to you later
daddy can we go and meet the people in that house i want to see who could live in a house with only two stories
this is a wonderful play george how did you manage to get tickets funny you should ask i was trying to read some article and this play popped up and i was just too lazy to close it
what if everything else like evolved from something else like it used to be a tree and then it has tree kids and they turn into some weed or an apple damn i could really go for five apples
this rain is really going to help my crop of seasonal affective disorder
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
