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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
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2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: dont forget to vote * Text: dont forget to vote its important to pick the guy youll blame when nothing changes
10-31-11

dont forget to vote
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Married To The Sea comic: groundhog day * Text: hey everybody i cant see my shadow so that means what its october shit i knew i shouldnt have used my phone alarm
10-30-11

groundhog day
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Married To The Sea comic: throw them leaves * Text: throw them leaves now run before the neighbor sees what you did to her lawn
10-29-11

throw them leaves
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Married To The Sea comic: the rapture is today * Text: are you sure the rapture is today mom its getting late and hush tom a crazy old man could never be wrong
10-28-11

the rapture is today
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Married To The Sea comic: freegan vampire * Text: im the fregan vampire ah ah ah i vant to suck your blood if youre throwing it away
10-27-11

freegan vampire
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Married To The Sea comic: graduates cant wait * Text: i cant wait to not list this degree on my resume for fear of told im overqualified
10-26-11

graduates cant wait
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Married To The Sea comic: full scholarships * Text: the full scholarships they gave us are totally dope brah for sure brah lets waste them by having other people take our tests for us
10-25-11

full scholarships
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Married To The Sea comic: first night as a married couple * Text: here we are melissa our first night as a married couple you go fire up a shitty chicken ill turn on my xbox and well see what all the fuss is about
10-24-11

first night as a married couple
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Married To The Sea comic: tips for autumn flying a kite * Text: tips for autumn flying a kite is a good way to detect severe weather if your kite is sucked into a funnel cloud and impales a telephone pole a tornado may be near
10-23-11

tips for autumn flying a kite
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Married To The Sea comic: iambic pentameter * Text: now fast before you leave this mortal world release your deepest secret unto me iambic pentameter is retarded
10-22-11

iambic pentameter
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Married To The Sea comic: penis pump * Text: so you just drop your chub into the glass and pump it up im not sure men would want to volunteer to test this penis pump what you already have a waiting list?
10-21-11

penis pump
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Married To The Sea comic: huff gasoline * Text: you guys want me to go huff gasoline are you fucking serious jesus hanging out with yall is always like the first ten minutes of an afterschool special
10-20-11

huff gasoline
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Married To The Sea comic: revolutionary war outcome * Text: yes the revolutionary war was hard fought and its victory came at great cost to our men but as long as its used to thinly veil racism in a couple hundred years it will have been worth it
10-19-11

revolutionary war outcome
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Married To The Sea comic: signing the pledge * Text: what is everyone pledging to were just making sure all the candidates for this years election will be ready to ruin whats left of the country if theyre elected standard stuff really
10-18-11

signing the pledge
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Married To The Sea comic: talking bird consortium * Text: and so in closing i believe that cognition and learning not rote repetition is what we should focus on
10-17-11

talking bird consortium
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Married To The Sea comic: torrent tiger hates ratios * Text: why they always gotta be so uptight about ratios sometimes a tiger just needs to download a whole season of a show kill a few days watching it like anyone else
10-16-11

torrent tiger hates ratios
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Married To The Sea comic: timpani afflictions * Text: damn it melinda was right i am getting timpani ass
10-15-11

timpani afflictions
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Married To The Sea comic: you broke my keyboard * Text: my keyboard you broke my keyboard ralph um no i circuit bent it its actually worth a lot more now
10-14-11

you broke my keyboard
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Married To The Sea comic: xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson * Text: youve got xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson in your class this year make sure you bring a camera to your parent teacher conferences then whenever someone asks you why its so hard to teach kids nowadays show them the picture
10-13-11

xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson
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Married To The Sea comic: the angel descended * Text: and the angel descended upon ezekiah and the angel did say to him awake awake ezekiah the slingshot and birds returned and again they destroyed our building
10-12-11

the angel descended
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Married To The Sea comic: high fructose lead syrup * Text: no thanks you know what they say about high fructose lead syrup what do they say that its made of delicious healthy lead and its fine in moderation
10-11-11

high fructose lead syrup
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Married To The Sea comic: heres an umbrella * Text: sorry for flooding the entire country heres an umbrella sincerely the government
10-10-11

heres an umbrella
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Married To The Sea comic: uncle sam * Text: the united states of america featuring uncle sam and regular sam
10-09-11

uncle sam
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Married To The Sea comic: like my other friends * Text: youre not like my other friends horse theyre all quit climbing on me and stop trying to put that saddle on me
10-08-11

like my other friends
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Married To The Sea comic: gifts for the baby * Text: hey great some weird incense and herbs thats definitely what i wanted idiots have you heard of a boppy or a miracleblanket
10-07-11

gifts for the baby
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Married To The Sea comic: extra copies of my football photo * Text: ive gotta make sure to get extra copies of this photo gonna need something to autograph and trade for cars and tattoos
10-06-11

extra copies of my football photo
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Married To The Sea comic: eat shit cheezits * Text: eat shit americas favorite cheese cracker
10-05-11

eat shit cheezits
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Married To The Sea comic: big deal birthday * Text: so your bithdays on the fourteenth and not the fourth big deal do you see me calling your mom and crying
10-04-11

big deal birthday
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Married To The Sea comic: milking the cow * Text: you just wait teacher hes going to ask that cow how you scare a bee
10-03-11

milking the cow
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Married To The Sea comic: dressing up for church * Text: i know you hate dressing up for church kids but you know the deal by now we pretend we dress like this all week long and the priest pretends hes celibate
10-02-11

dressing up for church
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Married To The Sea comic: wish i had a barrow * Text: wish i had some kinda barrow to put all this stuff in maybe one with a wheel so i could move it around easily
10-01-11

wish i had a barrow
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec