Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-11: dont forget to vote

Married To The Sea comic: dont forget to vote * Text: dont forget to vote its important to pick the guy youll blame when nothing changes

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10-30-11: groundhog day

Married To The Sea comic: groundhog day * Text: hey everybody i cant see my shadow so that means what its october shit i knew i shouldnt have used my phone alarm

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10-29-11: throw them leaves

Married To The Sea comic: throw them leaves * Text: throw them leaves now run before the neighbor sees what you did to her lawn

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10-28-11: the rapture is today

Married To The Sea comic: the rapture is today * Text: are you sure the rapture is today mom its getting late and hush tom a crazy old man could never be wrong

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10-27-11: freegan vampire

Married To The Sea comic: freegan vampire * Text: im the fregan vampire ah ah ah i vant to suck your blood if youre throwing it away

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10-26-11: graduates cant wait

Married To The Sea comic: graduates cant wait * Text: i cant wait to not list this degree on my resume for fear of told im overqualified

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10-25-11: full scholarships

Married To The Sea comic: full scholarships * Text: the full scholarships they gave us are totally dope brah for sure brah lets waste them by having other people take our tests for us

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10-24-11: first night as a married couple

Married To The Sea comic: first night as a married couple * Text: here we are melissa our first night as a married couple you go fire up a shitty chicken ill turn on my xbox and well see what all the fuss is about

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10-23-11: tips for autumn flying a kite

Married To The Sea comic: tips for autumn flying a kite * Text: tips for autumn flying a kite is a good way to detect severe weather if your kite is sucked into a funnel cloud and impales a telephone pole a tornado may be near

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10-22-11: iambic pentameter

Married To The Sea comic: iambic pentameter * Text: now fast before you leave this mortal world release your deepest secret unto me iambic pentameter is retarded

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10-21-11: penis pump

Married To The Sea comic: penis pump * Text: so you just drop your chub into the glass and pump it up im not sure men would want to volunteer to test this penis pump what you already have a waiting list?

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10-20-11: huff gasoline

Married To The Sea comic: huff gasoline * Text: you guys want me to go huff gasoline are you fucking serious jesus hanging out with yall is always like the first ten minutes of an afterschool special

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10-19-11: revolutionary war outcome

Married To The Sea comic: revolutionary war outcome * Text: yes the revolutionary war was hard fought and its victory came at great cost to our men but as long as its used to thinly veil racism in a couple hundred years it will have been worth it

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10-18-11: signing the pledge

Married To The Sea comic: signing the pledge * Text: what is everyone pledging to were just making sure all the candidates for this years election will be ready to ruin whats left of the country if theyre elected standard stuff really

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10-17-11: talking bird consortium

Married To The Sea comic: talking bird consortium * Text: and so in closing i believe that cognition and learning not rote repetition is what we should focus on

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10-16-11: torrent tiger hates ratios

Married To The Sea comic: torrent tiger hates ratios * Text: why they always gotta be so uptight about ratios sometimes a tiger just needs to download a whole season of a show kill a few days watching it like anyone else

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10-15-11: timpani afflictions

Married To The Sea comic: timpani afflictions * Text: damn it melinda was right i am getting timpani ass

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10-14-11: you broke my keyboard

Married To The Sea comic: you broke my keyboard * Text: my keyboard you broke my keyboard ralph um no i circuit bent it its actually worth a lot more now

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10-13-11: xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson

Married To The Sea comic: xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson * Text: youve got xander ravenclaw doctorwho williamson in your class this year make sure you bring a camera to your parent teacher conferences then whenever someone asks you why its so hard to teach kids nowadays show them the picture

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10-12-11: the angel descended

Married To The Sea comic: the angel descended * Text: and the angel descended upon ezekiah and the angel did say to him awake awake ezekiah the slingshot and birds returned and again they destroyed our building

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10-11-11: high fructose lead syrup

Married To The Sea comic: high fructose lead syrup * Text: no thanks you know what they say about high fructose lead syrup what do they say that its made of delicious healthy lead and its fine in moderation

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10-10-11: heres an umbrella

Married To The Sea comic: heres an umbrella * Text: sorry for flooding the entire country heres an umbrella sincerely the government

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10-09-11: uncle sam

Married To The Sea comic: uncle sam * Text: the united states of america featuring uncle sam and regular sam

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10-08-11: like my other friends

Married To The Sea comic: like my other friends * Text: youre not like my other friends horse theyre all quit climbing on me and stop trying to put that saddle on me

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10-07-11: gifts for the baby

Married To The Sea comic: gifts for the baby * Text: hey great some weird incense and herbs thats definitely what i wanted idiots have you heard of a boppy or a miracleblanket

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10-06-11: extra copies of my football photo

Married To The Sea comic: extra copies of my football photo * Text: ive gotta make sure to get extra copies of this photo gonna need something to autograph and trade for cars and tattoos

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10-05-11: eat shit cheezits

Married To The Sea comic: eat shit cheezits * Text: eat shit americas favorite cheese cracker

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10-04-11: big deal birthday

Married To The Sea comic: big deal birthday * Text: so your bithdays on the fourteenth and not the fourth big deal do you see me calling your mom and crying

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10-03-11: milking the cow

Married To The Sea comic: milking the cow * Text: you just wait teacher hes going to ask that cow how you scare a bee

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10-02-11: dressing up for church

Married To The Sea comic: dressing up for church * Text: i know you hate dressing up for church kids but you know the deal by now we pretend we dress like this all week long and the priest pretends hes celibate

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10-01-11: wish i had a barrow

Married To The Sea comic: wish i had a barrow * Text: wish i had some kinda barrow to put all this stuff in maybe one with a wheel so i could move it around easily

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec